Funny Wishes and Status Messages - Page 16

A Boy needs a lot of courage to
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Reject a grl's friend request

When a married man says-

'I'll think about it',

What he really means that,
He doesn't know his wife's opinion yet..

Do u know that?
99.9% Girls Fail To Give The Answer Of This Question
And Now Its Your Turn
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Whats Your Cell Number?

Ultimate Truth:
If Girl Fails In S.S.C
Then Directly Marriage...
If Boy Fails In S.S.C
Then Directly Garrage...
Funny..
But
True....!!

SPICY FACT:

THE FIRST L GUARD IN CRICKET WAS USED IN 1874

AND FIRST HELMET IN 1974

IT TOOK 100 YRS FOR MEN TO REALIZE-BRAIN IS ALSO IMPORTANT !!

Dedicated 2 all youngstrs:
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When sum1 is flirting wid u,
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Please Co-operate..!!
Yahi to din hai yaar..!!

UNIVERSAL TRUTH-
Help a girl when she is in trouble,
and she will surely remember you only when she is again in trouble!!!!

When i was child i was afraid to show my report card.. :-(

Years passed by: now my parents are afraid to see it ;-)
i like der improvement....

Wen I was smal,
I used 2 say,Main bade hoke ENGINEER banunga
@ Dat tim,
I was proud
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My parents were in tension
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Nw
Dey r proud
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I m in tension

The only thing we learn in college during serious lectures is...
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typing msgs without looking at d phone!

Frndshp is All abt 3 Things in lyf

1.Give

2.Take

3.Share

So

1.GIVE Me a Treat

2.TAKE Me 4 a Movie

3.Always SHARE ur Pocket Money wid Me.

A husband gave the key of his new car to wife
with a warning

"Darling,
If u met with accident, newspapers will print your age!" :-P ;-)

A Friend Of Mine Said: "0nions Are The Only Food That Makes You Cry

That Was Before I Hit Him In The Face With A Watermelon.

He Broke Her Heart..

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And she Broke His iphone 4G..

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I think We All Know Who Cried HArder...

Power of Gals:
A Boy Makes a Mistake,
Gal Scolds him,
Boy says"Sorry"
Nxt time Gal Makes a Mistake,
Boy Scolds her,
Girl Cries
Boy Says 'Sorry";-)

BILL GATES Said in Interview..."I Always Chose A Lazy Person To Do a Difficult Job Bcoz, Definitely He will Find An Eazy Way To Finish it Early

When you do something wrong and you are in trouble. Go to your parents for Sound Advice; you will get 99 percent Sound and 1 percent Advice..

Whenever you have a problem,
Just sing your favourite song..

U will realise that,

The problem is better than ur voice...!;-)

Funny Quote:
Edison made many mistakes & found a BULB. But today if we make a single mistake,we are called a BULB....

CRAZY WORLD..

Nvr think that U R lik others,
mak others thnk dat they R lik U
Dat's real attitude
So dnt think that U R lik donkey
think dat donkey is lik u..

Awesum msg:-
Get Married

nt for urself,
but

for the future of ur children They are getting late for school and fees are increasing day by day

Perfect quote by me..
If u Think I'm Bad, Come To Me,

I'll Give u More Better Reasons, To Hate Me...;) :)

S0me idi0t say:
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"Behind every succesful b0y there is a girl"
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but n0b0dy knows the fact that:
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"Girls ch0ose only succesful b0ys"

First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!'

Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'

Best Way Of Removing Tension Is Not Saying... "All Is Well"
But Just Sit
In A Corner, Close Your eyes And Say. "Sab kutte hai saale...

Is it true that the word STUDYING
was derived from STUdents DYING?

How Many Hours Of Sleep Is Optimum
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Scientists All Over The World Have Came Up With a Unanimous Answer..
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5 More Minute Mom, Plz

An after thought on Karwa chauth -
Cutting down your food will not give your husbands a longer life
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But if you can cut down your spending it surely will!!

When Aryabhatta checked my paper,
































He invented 'zero'!!!!!!

"Which is better?
Google or Yahoo..?"
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"Oh wait.. I'll search it on
Google.."