Funny Wishes and Status Messages - Page 19

Best Slogan Written
0n The Toilet Wall ...

"Treat Me Well
And
Keep Me Clean,
I'll Not Tell Anyone,
What I Have Seen ..

Ultimate Quote Of The Century:
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"Celebrating Anything Without Friends Is Like

Enjoying

'Delhi Belly'

On Mute Mode.."

I m Going To Paint A
Blue Square In My Backyard
So That
When People Loot At It
On GOOGLE EARTH
It Looks Like
I Have A SWIMMING POOL

A Little Boy Says
"I Luv U"
To A Girl
But She Says
She Likes Sm1 Else
The Boy In Sad Mood
Looks Down N After Few Sec Looks Again At Her N Says
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(BITCH) Kutti..! =

Types Of Proposals:

1. I Love U
2. I Want To Spend My Rest Of Life Wid U.
3. Will U Marry Me ?
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But The Latest And Favorite One Now..
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Wanna B My Chammak Challo..??

Science Says & I Agree.:-)




My "Cell" Is The Fundamental Unit Of My Life!!!

True Meaning of
KISS

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K - Keep
I - It
S - Simple
S - Silly ... =P

Har Jaga Romantic Message
Chahiye Tumhei'n ?

Height Of Bravery For Girls
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Moving Out Of House Without Make-up

When Men Say 'LET'S FOCUS'
In That Deep Voice ... Time To Make
A Run For It ... !!!
But
When Women Say 'LETS DISCUSS'
In That Sweet Voice ... Its Time To
Hit The Marathon !!! =

When everyone has left you
& No one is around you
& You are Standing alone in some corner of this world
Always Remember 1 Thing
It's the Best Time to
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Adjust Your UNDERWEAR

If potty is Nautures call
then what is afart...?
purrr
"Nature s missed calls"

I've Started Keeping
Two Lists
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"T O - D O"
And
"T O O - L A T E"

New SEBI Rule from 2moro.
Along with PAN CARD,a 'CARDIOGRAM & 'BP-GRAPH' with 'Medical Fitness certificate'is Must,If U want 2 Trade in BSE,NSE,F&O(-_-)

My Ex And I
Had A Strange
And Wonderful Relationship!
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SHE Was Strange ...
I Was Wonderful ...

- Advice To Follow -

When Buying A New
Plasma T.V
Always Remember
To Put The Box In Your
Neighbor's Trash ...
So You Don't Get
Robbed. . . .

I Wonder
If 1 Day
Somebody Will Ever Come
N
Knock 0n My Door
N
Tell Me
"Hey , V Have 7 Mutual Friends
In FACEBOOK "
Can I Come In

I Just Hate You !

Go Away ...

Why The Hell

You Keep Coming Again And Again

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Monday ? !

Disturbed
Sunday .

For All My Lovers ....

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I Just Want You To Know
That
Keeping Loving,
Your Love Makes My Haters
More Insecure .

I m On A Diet .
My Doctor Has Strictly
Forbidden Me

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To Swallow You LIES .

For All My Haters

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I Just Want You To Know
That
There's No Medicine For
Insecurity .

Rajnikant's Fb Status -

Those Who Will Not Like This Status
Will Not Be Able To Use Facebook Anymore.

Notification - Mark Zuckerberg And Million Others Like This.

Quickest Way To Know A Woman =
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Go Shopping With Her!

To Evry Girl
Suffering From Many
Friend's Request
On Facebook

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Put Your Real Picture
80% Can Get Rid Of That
Problem ... =

What Is The Difference
Between A Lawyer & A Liar.. ??
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The Pronunciation &
The Spelling..!!!

There Are Two Kinds Of People:

-Those Who Like Me

And

Those Who Can Go To Hell .

What Is Another Painful Sentence Other Than
'i Hate U'

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I Finished Studying,u Finished?

Hurts A Lot.

Anyone Having Less
Than
32 GB iPod / 16 GB iPhone
Should Be Declared

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iPoor ....

Next Time Someone Presses
The Elevator Button You've
Already Pressed...
Act Totally Impressed
&
Tell Them :

"They Did It Way Better Than
You ... !!"

I M An Exercise Conscious

I Exercise Everyday.
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I Do 1 Sit Up When I Get Out
Of My Bed In The Morning.

They Just Opened
The First Rehab Center For
Internet Addiction. . . !
As Soon As
I Find Their Online Class
Schedule,
I'm So Signing Up! .