Funny Wishes and Status Messages - Page 6

Those who like me, raise their hands. Those who dont....


Raise their standards..

Eyes:2 luk at frds.
HAND:To pray for friends,
MIND:To remember friends,
HEART:To love friends
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LEGS:To kick them if they dont msg U.

Girls not remain without boys.. How??
Fe(male)-male
Wo(man)-man
S(he)-he
So dont try to be alone.

Urgent girlfriend needed..

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Qualification- must b the only daughter of a petrol pump owner.

Death is life's way of telling you that
you've been fired.
Suicide is your way to tell life, "you
can't fire me, I Quit!"

Dear Shamless customer, we r removing ur sms service.
Records shows that u have no outgoing sms since many days..
To retain service send sorry to this number..

Question for briliant
student,
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Question is only for briliant student .
u relax..yaar..

The best example for incredible india is "one has to check both side while crossing even a oneway road..!!

Question:
Why most of the engineering students
Can't clear all subjects in 1st attempt..?

Answer:
Smooth roads never make good drivers,
Clear sky never makes good pilots
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Clearing all subjects in the 1st attempt,
Never makes good engineers.

Only Rajnikant can do this…
What is Rajnikant’s E-mail ID ?
[email protected]
MIND IT :-)

Invitaion to all my friends 4 the "Friendship day "party on 5 aug 2012 6 pm onwards unique hall 68 th floor twin towers london. koi bahana nahi chalega .. ana hi padega

It is said that,
When a woman closes her eyes,
she sees the person
she loves the most!
And

When a man does that..

The slide show begins..!!

Y does a man fal in luv?
Lack of experience.

Y does he break off Luv?
Lack of patience.

Thn y does he want 2 fal in luv agn? Lack of Memory...

If couples in love are called Love Birds…
Then the ones who break up are called
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Angry Birds

Suppose boyz..no love 4 ..money & saying : oh darling! u're more important than money
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hhahahahahaaahahahahahahahahahaha ...D
Mere se toh nhi hota
hard to Suppose!

A family comes out of an Electronic shop
Son holds "IPAD"
Daugher holds "IPOD"
Mother holds "IPHONE"

Father is holding a banner that says
"I PAID"

A deadly PJ.

What do u cal a group of farmers stuck at one place?
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KISSAN JAM!
Plz dont throw ur mobiles.

Wifes are like electricity,
if handled with care they will light up your life,
but if mishandled will give you shocks throughout your life.

The relationship between husband & wife is very psychological. One is psycho and the other is logical.

"GRAVITATION doesn't take responsibility for the people falling in LOVE".
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Said by NEWTON'S ROOM MATE

Notice...

At A Church don't Leave Ur
Purse, Watch, Handbag,
Mobile & Ur Girlfriend
Unattended.

Because Others May Think It's An Answer To Their Prayers

There's no "I" in meat, but there's "me" and "eat", now how can vegans argue with that kind of logic?

The difference between TRUTH and LIE.

TRUTH: Is a debit card
Pay 1st and enjoy later.

LIE: Is a credit card
Enjoy 1st and pay later.

Mythology says :-
Savitri has brought his husband's life back from Yamraj.
Moral of the story :-
No one can save man from his wife, even Yamraj is HELPLESS.

Doctors After Operation and Students After Exam Both tell the Same Answer
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We Tried Our Best
Can’t Say Anything Right Now!

Boy secretly opens girlfrnd's mobile.

By what name has she saved his number?

friend or darling?

he fell down in shock after seeing the name.


"RECHARGE ANNA".

Everything is fair in Love, War nd Exam
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Unfair is just the Result of above all..!!!

I am looking for a bank which can perform two things for me:

Give me LOAN and then leave me ALONE.

99% of my problems r solved by my friends!
Undoubtedly 100% of those peoblems are created by the same idiots!
:)

Men never lies if women doesn't ask questions!!