Funny Wishes and Status Messages - Page 5

6 things r GOD gifted
1:Mother's Love
2:Father's Advice
3:Brother's care
4:sister's Fights
5:True Luv
6:?
(',')
<))>
_//_
Ab aap kya kisi gift se kam ho.

I Searchd many shops to buy the best chocolate 4 u. But, I did'nt find any chocolate sweeter than YOU n ur Smile...
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Next joke tomorrow at same time..

Three lights to save the earth from the darkness..

1st: sunlight
2nd: moonlight
3rd: you

my sweet friend tube light
ok cool cool cool darling..

If flipkart starts matrimonial services....

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they will become the no. 1 site...

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Know why??

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Coz

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they have the 30 day return policy...:p

A good wife gives happiness and long-life to her husband. Allow me, dear, for our anniversary to wish you to share this long life with me!

How time has changed...

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Now 10yr old girls cry coz they breakup with der Bf's..

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When we were 10yrs old we cried when we missed Shaktiman!! :-)

Daily 1 Apple
No Doctor,

Daily 5 Almonds
No Cancer,

Daily 1 Lemon
No Fat,

Daily 1 Cup Milk
No Bone Problems,

Daily 3 Litre water intake
Skin Clear,

Daily Mine 1 Post……….. Mood Fresh….

Truth Of School Life
A First Bench Student Knows
The Answer Of Every Problem…
But
The Last Bench Student Knows
How To Face Every Problem…!

Sweet Warning 2 ALL D Gals:

Don’t Dare 2 Understand Me..
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If U Do..
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Than Either You’ll Go Mad Or You’ll Start Loving Me.

If We Were Born Knowing Everything,
Wat Would We Do All This Time On The Planet.
Be Proud To Say A DONT KNOW:-)

NEWTON's fourth law of motion
"the speed of turning pages is directly proportional to the number of syllabus to be covered, assuming that the knowledge is constant".

There wil be plenty of time to sleep whn u are dead..
Life is for living So Wake up & perform"
-Benjamin Franklin
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Buddha pagal hai.
Tu So jaa

Girl's status on Facebook: "Feeling sad!" 17021 comments.
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Boy's status: "Going to commit suicide!" 2 likes and 1 comment-"Can I take your bike"!

No matter how bad we are,
We are not totally useless...
Atleast We can always be used
As a gud example for bad things....

A Letter By A Student:
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Dear BOARD Of Education,
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I’m Also BORED Of Education..

Q: What Is Wedding Anniversary?

A: Married Couples Who Have Gone Through Yet Another Year,
Without Killing Each Other Really Deserve A Celebration.!

MILLION COPIES OF A NEW BOOK SOLD IN JUST TWO DAYS DUE TO TYPING ERROR IN TITLE i.e.

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"AN IDEA CAN CHANGE YOUR WIFE (LIFE)":-

GODS are also I.T. Engineers

BRAHMA
System installer

VISNU
System supporter

SHIV
System Programmer

NAARAD
Data transfer

YAM
Deleter

MENKA
Virus!

Once there was a fight between Me and a Tiger.. I Ran away.. Why? To Save the Tiger.. Only 1411 r left Otherwise you knows me..!.

All Samsung officials
withdrawing their children
from English medium schools
b'coz the first thing they were
taught was 'A' for Apple. :P

The happiest man is one whose son’s photo is on Business World Cover
Daughter’s on India Today
Girl Friend on Femina
&
Wife on missing column of News Paper

Girl-Tum Ladke Sab eK Jaise Q Hote ho?
Very nice reply by boy.
'''Tum Sabko Q Try Karti ho''

The pain of losing a lover is nothing when compared to the pain that is felt when KFC chicken bucket falls down while eating.Really sad..

If men behave after marriage the way they do before it,
half the divorces won't take place..

On the other hand,

If women behave before marriage the way they do after it,
half the marriages won't take place ;)

A husband is someone who,
after taking the trash out,
gives the impression
he just cleaned the whole house.

I finally plucked up the courage to ask a girl out, but because I can't handle rejection, I gave her some options.

A) Yes
B) A
C) B ;)

Do U know what is D Meaning of PYAR..??
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it is a group of frnds siting around a Table in BAR..
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I think i'm disturbng U alw.
Sorry Dis is My last Msg &
I wil not msg U any more Gud bye
Nvr expect this frm me Im born2Dstrb u.

What is the Colour of Frequency?

Ans: Purple

How?

Frequency=1/time

means 1/sec

1sec = Ek Pal
1/Pal= Per Pal

Per Pal= PURPLE..!

PHYSICS hila kar rakhdi.

70%of college student ind world r
suffrin 4m AIDS.Caan't belive,Bt itz
true...!
AIDS:Attendnce & internal Marks
deficiency Symdrom