Funny Wishes and Status Messages - Page 73

I think I’m Disturbing U
Sorry
This Is My Last Msg
&
I’ll Not Msg u Anymore . . .
Good Bye
Never Expect That From me
I’m Born To Disturb U . . .

Q.Wat does 98 stand for in windows 98?
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Ans:
number of times it hangs in a day!

Years ago i came in2 dis world naked & screaming
My goodness, now things have changed when im naked somebody else does the screaming.

Ghar Walon Ka Kehna Hai K . . .

” Beta Dil Laga K Parhana ”

Par unhe kaise samjhayen k,
dil lagaane k baad parhai kahaan hoti hai.

All Souls In The SKY Are very Happy Today...

can you guess why ???






























bcoz

tonight there dance programme is by

Michael Jackson ......!!!!!

hey......... what's

see down..



see more....down..


nothing.....





chalo chodo. bye

disturb you sms
If i disturb U
I Am Sorry!
But i Need
To Say
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Love DISTURBING U.....:-)

what is the difference between talent and intelligence?

getting up daily in the morning is talent.. not trying such nonsense is intelligence !!

Classic example to prove Gals r Selfish
When i was a child so many Gals Wanted to Kiss me
I Allowed
Now i want to Kiss so many Gals but no one Allows.

Happiest man is one whose daughter photo is on femina cover, Son on India today, girl friend on film fare and wife on missing column of newspaper.

DELHI BOYZ ANTHEM-Delhi is our nation-Drinking is our profession-Everyday is celebration-To hell with education Bcoz THEKA is our destination...

sun makes moon shine. Current makes bulbs shine. Wax makes candle shine, but I am really confused, what makes you shine? It's harpic or domex

As years go by -
u may lose your hair,teeth---eyes sight--but not your
Talent-Smartness-brightness-inteligence-coz you can lose only what you
have...

Do you know the difference between coffee shop and wine shop? Simple coffee shop is starting point of love and wine shop is ending point of love.

There is
-no message
-no joke
-no morale teaching
-no pun
-no fun

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I know you dont trust me
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believe me.
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is sms me kuch bhi nahi hai

You are very special 4 me?
Therefore . . .


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i thought to admit you in school of special children . . . . :p ;->

Only open hearts receive love,
& only nice person like u receive sms from smart persons like me!

Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday and asked Thursday whether Friday has told Saturday that Sunday is a holiday. Have a Great Sunday...

HEIGHT OF BADLUCK!
I jst wantd to KISS the Sweetest,
The Cutest & the Loveliest Person on dis EARTH,
But wat to do,
My LIPS cant touch my CHEEKS..

Apple is crying Banana:Y R U crying?apple: All of themcut and eat me.Banana: U R better than me. All of them remove my dress&eat. i feel puppy shame.

rule of success:

Always consult a girl before doing any important task in your life.
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and act exactly opposite to her advice;-):-))

u r ma. frnd b'coz u r
20%Polite,20%Attractive,
20%Gorgeous,20%Awesome,
20%Littrate


in short u r P.A.G.A.L

every sms is taking away one rupee from my account... it wont stop doing like that...
so better if u catch them all and recharge me with 100 tomorrow...

do not forget to do two thing
in the morning
1)To pray God
2)To take bath so that other may live.

A Dog was Doing SuSu On wall
Suddenly Wall Fell on Dog
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He Died On d SPOT

Then All Dogs Decided 2 Give 1 Leg Support 2 Wall
While Doing SuSu

Tel me Why r u avoiding me these Days? Did i do any thing wrong?keepin touch with me atlest 1ce a week it really hurts.
your tooth brush

U r a very special frnd 2 me
so,i wana gift u N-73















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geen lena pure 73 hai........

if u loose me
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thanks for searching me

Eq.1:
study=dont fail
Eq.2:
dont study=fail
adding eq 1&2
study+dont study=fail+dont fail
taking common
study(1+dont)=fail(1+dont)
solution:
study=fail.

AATMA MERI MAR GAYI MUJHE LAGTI NAHI HAI PYAAS(WAH WAH)

AATMA MERI MAR GAYI MUJHE LAGTI NAHI HAI PYAAS(WAH WAH)












THE TIME PERIOD OF A PENDULUM IS INDEPENDENT OF ITS MASS.......:-)