Funny Wishes and Status Messages - Page 86

Interviewer: 2 bataiye PANI ke bina Insan kaise Marega?
Santa: PANI nai hoga 2 Insn Tairega kaise? Aur Trga nahi 2 doob jayega

In our life time
6 things can come at any time:
1.love
2.friendship
3.money
4.death
5.illness
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6.susu: isliye karke sona .

Pappu ucchi pahari pe beth kar study kr reha tha...
Ek admi ne poocha kya kr ho, Bhai sahib.
pappu: higher studies..

if u want 2 b happy 4 a short time--GET DRUNK
if u want 2 b happy 4 a Long time--FALL IN LOVE
but if u want 2 b happy forever,Dont even think of dese two...

3 BOYS WERE GOING ON BIKE.
POLICEMAN GIVES HAND 2 STOP.. 1 BOY SHOUTED "OYE
PEHLE HI 3 BETHE HAI TU KAHAN BETHE

When u give Ur million dollar 'SMILE' I loose each and every of my memory'FILE'!

Boy said 2 Girl: Com in2 my heart
Girl: Saindal Nikalu Kya?
Boy: Hat Pagli, Mera Dil koi Mandir Thodi na he, Saindal pehan ke B Aa sakti ho

What is confidence?



think it...........




a 99 year old lady buying a sim card with life time validity

My son came screaming out of the bathroom to tell me he'd dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. So I fished it out and threw it in the garbage.


He stood there thinking for a moment, then ran to my bathroom and came out with my toothbrush, held it up and said with a charming little smile, "We better throw this one out too then, 'cause it fell in the toilet a few days ago

Johny Johny, Yes papa..
No msgs why papa,
Remove ur simcard quick papa,
Put ur cel in well papa,
Clap ur hands
Ha..Ha..Ha....

BHKT: BHGWAN muje dard de, dukh de, tensan de,
mujhe barbad karde,mere piche panoti laga de
BHGWAN: abe kutte 1lineme bolna k BV chahiye

2men jumping
4m
buiding
terrace.
1st: this is my 50th time..
I'm a record holder.
2nd: this is my first time.
I'm a

"Satyam share Holder"

Whenever V find the key of success,

Some idiots change the locks So

forget d key
&
learn to blast the doors wid ur guts.

A boy was folowing a Girl,
Girl Replied:-Don't follow me, my SISTER is Coming behind u
Boy replied:-Don't Worry My brother is Following her

Send msgs 2 me only at this times

MORNING:
6AM-12PM

AFTERNOON:
12PM-4PM

EVENING:
4PM-8PM

NIGHT:
8PM-6AM
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Besides this timing I'll be STUDYING.
So don't disturb me
Be careful

A poster on TV at peace rally in mumbai....
"Politicians divide us...
N Terrorists unite us..."
truly superb...!

NEW EXAM PATTERN IN INDIA..

GENERAL- Answer all questions

OBC- Answer any 1 question

SC- Only read d questions

ST- Thanx for cuming

GUJJARS- Thanx for allowing others to attend d exams..

Ful form of a GIRL


G-Goli dene m sabse aage.


I- Innocent sirf face se.


R-Rone dhone ki automatic machine.


L-Ladai me sabki maa.

A 20 yr old gal to tatoo artist: How much for an animal on my knee?

Artist: Rs 500 for Tiger, Rabbit or Lion but Giraffe is free.

Some Basic Rules

1. apni wife ki
har roz leni chahiye


-KHABAR

2.Uska pakad kar baar-baar
chumna chahiye


-HAATH

3.Uska bade aaram se dabana chahiye


-PAIR

4.Uski aage se hi nahi peeche se bhi karni chahiye


-TAARIF

5. Uske saamne aate hi Apna nikaal kar uske haath mein rakh dena chahiye

-PURSE .

Neend me ho to 1 sapna bhejo, J
ag rahe ho to Fasana Bhejo,
Hans Rahe to Jok Bhejo,
Ro rahe ho to Anshu Bhejo,
Kuch nahi kar rahe ho to, SMS Bhejo.

Agar marwadi Ladkiya Papita Bechti To
Ladko Ka Bahut Fayda Hota.

Kyu Ki Ladkiyo
Ko
Ye Aawaz Lagani Padti..
Pappi To Le Lo..
Pappi To Le Lo..

Every man before marriage,
Just like AIRTEL
Aisi Aazadi aur kahan
after marriage
Just Like HUTCH
Whereever u go, your wife follows

()"""()
( ' ,' )
""" hey u..!




Yes u...




The cute one




Holdin dis phone!



Jus wntd 2 say




I'm cuter dan u.!

Jiwant asal tar SMS pathwa. Dhagat gela asal tar PUAS pathwa. Swargat asal tar APSARA Pathwa. Aani jar Markat asal tar tumcha HANDSET pathwa.

When we had met, God gave me an option between a good friend & a good memory. I dont remember what i chose.....

A TOWN PLANNER ASKED A TOWN DESIGNER,IN YOUR OPENION WHATS THE PROBLEM IN DESIGNING OF A WOMAN TOWN DESIGNER: WELL, NOTHING MUCH, EXCEPT THAT ENTERTAINMENT AREA IS TOO CLOSE TO SEWERAGE AREA

Hazarou phoolo mai, hamai ek phool bahuth kuhb laga es phool ku pane ke leya, hum ne dosti ka sath liya dosto nai kaha, es phool ko panae ke liye, kato sai guzar na hoga hum nai kab kaha ke hum kata sai dhaar tai agar kata se dhaar thai tu hum gulab ke phool ku na dhektha hum tu phir chamali ke aur dekhtai ...

Ghunghat nein tujhe dekha to deewana hua.Sangeet ka tarana hua,Shamaa ka parwana hua,Masti ka Mastana hua,Jaise hi ghunghat uthaya is duniya se ravaana hua...

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