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11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Manish # 75

sharab hai to mai-khane banee husan hai to dewane banee ap me bhe koi khaas baat hai tabhe to pagal khane banee

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Shantanu # 58

We cannot grant you a life insurance policy because you are already years old. "I do not understand. It is proven statistically that at that age only few people die."

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Krishna # 102

Chaand Ko Guroor Hai Ki, Uske Pass Noor Hai To Kya Hua, Mujhe Bhi Guroor Hai , Ki Mera Doast Langoor Hai...Ha!Ha! Ha!!!!!

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Prabhjot # 95

An optimist is a guy who thinks his wife doesn’t understand him.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Monalisa # 78

Sun wouldn’t be red, Sea wouldn’t be blue, I wouldn’t be happy, Without disturbing u.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Reena # 37

when the blue, I remember U, when the moon full, I remember U, when rains starts, I remember U. Can U tell me where my umbrella.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Sana # 76

be careful when a guy tells u that he loves u from the bottom of his heart.for this may mean that there is still enough space for another girl on top.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Chandan # 90

Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Abhinit # 71

PLEASE DON''T SEND ME CHEAP MESSAGES COS I AM FROM A RICH FAMILY. WE ARE IN THE IRON AND STEEL BUSINESS, MY BROTHER IRONS AND I STEAL

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Yogeshman # 103

happy birthday to u!!! tum yahi soch rahe ho na, ki aaj tumhara birthday nahi hai, to maine wish kyon kiya? arre, message mera, phone mera, paise mere,... meri marji, yaar!

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Saurabh # 15

hi i want to talk with u can u call me now nothing special i need to hear u a voice because just test weather can i under stand monkey lang

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Love # 25

Alcohol doesn''t solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Naresh # 101

How can one reduce consumption of alchol? Before marriage drink only on days when u r sad, After marriage drink only on days when u r happy.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Yogeshman # 103

Tere gum me tarap ke mar jayenge,marte waqt bhi tere name le jayenge,god ko riswat de kar tumko vi uper bulayenge or dono milkar kurkure khayenge.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Barun # 65

Always keep a picture of your wife in your purse.Look at it when you are in trouble.You will feel that other problems are not as big as this one!

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Sachin # 56

sharab hai to mai-khane banee, husna hai to dewane banee, ap me bhe koi khaas baat hai tabhe to pagalkhane banee

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Prem # 39

F u were my baby I promise I won''t hurt you. F u were finally mine, I promise id be loyal to you. But you''re only my friend and I can''t promise I won''t fall for you.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Aditi # 21

Emotional Comedy:Dil ko pata tha wo jarur ayegi,dil ko pata tha wo jarur ayegi..par kabi socha na tha k surprise me wo apna Husband 7 layegi

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Kapil # 49

Airoplane: Hi! brother. How can u fly very high speed than me? Rocket: mmm.. if da fire cought your back side, then u know how...

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Md # 53

What men want? A woman who can cook, a woman who earns good money, a woman who loves him & a system to make sure that those women never meet each other.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Mansi # 51

He made a local call Sardar wanted to make a std. call to punjab, He wanted to save money so what did he do? Simple, he went to punjab and made a local call.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Rahul # 100

I think drinking and driving is terrible. You always spill it when you change gears...

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Rahul # 100

Man b4 marage: Roses r red, Violets r blue believe it or not im mad 4u. After marage Roses r dead,im blue u make me mad some day ill kill u.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Kalika # 54

reasons why I like u. -u r never boring. -u know how bring a smile on my face. -u r always on my side -u r perfect -u r always fooled by me.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Deepak # 110

While walking down the street, I heard an old man say "I''ve been in love with the same woman for almost 50 years now." I was touched until I heard him say "I wish she knew."

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Kunal # 31

CHINTU MINTU ZID KAR RAHE HAI KI MONKEY DEKHNA HAI, TUMHARE GHAR KA PATA DIYA HAI, 2-3 JUMP MAR KE DIKHA DENA, BACCHE KHUSH HO JAYENGE....

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Monalisa # 78

Every time I hold her hand, I feel like holding my cheek. She always slaps me on the face.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Sucheta # 97

Luv and Kuch are going to a village & in between comes A well. Luv falls into the well. Why??? Because Luv (love) is blind !!!!! Now , Kuch also jumps inside. Why?? Because Luv ke liye saala kuch bhi karega!!!!

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Barun # 65

sharab hai to mai-khane banee husan hai to dewane banee ap me bhe koi khaas baat hai tabhe to pagal khane banee

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Shubham # 34

Teachers are those who help us in resolving problems which, without them, we wouldn''t have.

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