Funny Quotes - Page 21

seeing a cockroach on ur bed is nothing actully the real problem starts when it disappers

now i always watch my wedding video in reverse and i love the end when she takes the ring off, goes out, jumps in the car and heads back to her fathers home

Obama updated his status on facebook

"Osama is dead,justice has been done."

He got notification..
"osama bin laden likes your status"

Maths sir: What is a 'line'?
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A genius answered:
A line is a dot, Going for a walk.

What's the difference between stupid and idiot? Stupid will delete this joke. Idiot will forward this joke. Ha ha,what will you do now?

A very true saying which all of u would agree
"Paying money for other's mistake will happen only in..
"COLLEGES"!!
In the name of "revaluation"..

We are not addicted to the FacebooK.
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WE only use it when we have time: lunch time, break time, off time, no time, this time, that time, any time, all the time

Whenever a boy takes any decision,,

he closes his eyes,,

thinks a lot,,

listen to his heart,,

uses his brain,,

n finally do what his girlfriend Sayz..

Why Don't ELEPHANTS Ride Bikes..?

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They Don't Have a Thumb To Ring The Bell..

every tear is a sign of -onions
every silence is a sign of =zero balance
every smile is a sign of -daily brushing
life is simple dont make it complex

if you like me raise your hand and if not raise your standard

Wat is d most proudest moment in a students life and specially at time of exam..????
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Standin in middle of d exam nd asking
"Whoever has my answersheet plz return"...

When Somebody Says
"Expect The Unexpected"
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Slap Him/Her On The Face
And Say
"You Didn't Expect That, Did You ?

A Friend Of Mine
Said:
"0nions Are The Only
Food That Makes You
Cry . . . "

That Was Before

I Hit Him In The Face
With A "Watermelon..."

Dear
Potato Chips Companies,

I Find It Hella Annoying To Pay
20 Bucks For A Bag Of
60% Chips And 40% Air.
Please Stop Doing That,
Thank You

I heard that good looks can kill...
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So, please don't look at me
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I don't wanna see you die.!!!

Some people live because it is illegal to kill them!

Keep the school clean ... stay home!

Funny Sentence Written On The T Shirt Of A Beautiful Girl Walking On Side Of The Road: You Are Not Looking At The Road Right Now, Be Careful
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A guy sitting wid his gf, drinking beer says,
"I love u"
Gf says-"is it u or d beer talking?"
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Guy replies,"its me,
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talking 2 d beer"

what is old age ??

Ans. When u start turning off lighta for economical reasons rather than for romantic reasons !!!

Last Words said by the American Soldiers to Osama Bin Laden..
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Attly battly futtly
(GAME ENDS)..JSK

Mumbai me Bhai Haryana me Taau P Bangal me Dada South me Anna OR Rajasthan me BANNA is very dangrous

Only Rajnikanth can Delete the Recycle Bin
Mind it...!!!

scienctist have deploved 4G in mobile but ragnikant mobile is 5G ! mind it!

Rajnikant was born on 30th february.. Since then february decided not to give this date to anyone else..!! Mind it.

Gf: Mera koi picha karte rehta hai…
Rajni: ok..
Nxt day…
Gf: Hey… where the hell is My Shadow????

MUSIC listen to Rajnikant......

any girl can be glamorous,all u have to do is.......stand still nd look stupid!

Attitude Rocks:
"Care for the people, who deserve it.."
Bcoz We are not jokers to entertain everybody....

A Message to all the Students:

EDUCATION is the door to SUCCESS..
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COPYING is the KEY..

Only 2 types Of Communications are the fastest in the world
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Wh r u thinking!!!...

its e-mail & female..

Boy got rejected & Girl selected in interview for the same reason...

think...??



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Reason

They both had 1st Buton
of their shirts opened in front of
the jury..

Microsoft Bought Skype For
8.5 Billion Dollars . . .

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Stupids

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They Could Have Download
It For Free ...

There May Not Be Any Value
Of Me For You,
But
I m PRICELESS To Those
People

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From Whom
I Have Borrowed Money

Earlier It Was
Either People Were
'Working' or 'Not Working'
Now Its
People Are Either
'Not Working' or They r
'Networking'.!!

LOVE HURTS. . =(

Just Kidding,

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Actually Seeing Someone Else
Eating A Pizza n Having Coke
And Not Sharing
HURTS Even More ...

What Is FACEBOOK ?

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Its A Place Where Boy Posts
Joke, Gets No Response...
And
If Girl Posts The Same Joke,
She Gets 150 Likes, 300 Comments
& 60 Friends Requests

Height Of Physics:

A conductor kicks old man out of bus.

Police send conductor jail & gave him shock bt he had no effect..
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Because he was a BAD conductor...

New Style Of Break- Up !! :P

A Bf Threw 6 Cricket Balls At His Gf...

Girl Yelled "What Was That For".. :O :O
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Boy Said "Its Over"

Every Student Gets
0pportunity To Enjoy
Their Student Life. . .
But ,
Some Miss Those Beautiful
Moments & Those Stupid
People Are Known As

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" TOPPERS "

Question By The
STUDENTS ...

If A Single Teacher
Can't Teach Us All
The Subjects,

Then

How Could You Expect
A Single Student To Learn
Six Subject..?

Best Line
By A Cockroach To A Young Guy:

"I Can Make Your Girlfriend Scream,
More Louder Than You Can..

Which Is Very Best,
Amazing N Un-Answerable Feeling ?
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When
Your Crush Asks U About Ur Crush.

IM DA BEST, I CAN PROVE IT:

I can see tea in tea cup, can u see world in world cup,
I can send my address to ur mobile,
can u send ur mobile to my address.

EXACT DEFINITION OF engineering..
Engineering is the study of finding a black cat in a dark room,
u know wh,when der is no cat..

Party hard,
drink loads,
drive like crazy,
go on dates,
1 DAY U'LL DIE!
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Eat healthy,
stay fit
study hard
be obedient
1 DAY U'LL DIE!

choice is urs..

This Funny fact always happens with Me:
Study for One Hour-
No One Sees.!
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But Pick Up Mobile just 4a Sec-
Mom/Dad enters the Room...

A Great Thought By
A Naughty Woman . . .

"Men Are Not Attracted
Towards Me
Because 0f My Mind.
But
They Are Attracted Towards
Me Because
" I Don't Mind

1st day ur friendship was like a drop

2nd day its like River

3rd day its like Sea

4th day its like an Ocean

NowIts like sunami


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