Funny Shayari Wishes and Status Messages - Page 13

Dosti Nibhana Koi Aap se Sikhe
Rishte Banna Koi aap se Sikhe
Bahut Tarif karli
ap aap Ki SMS ka paisa Bachane Koi aap se Sikhe

dil ko jalane se kya faida,
ansu bahane se kya faida,
jab usne hume chhod k kisi or ka haath tham he lia,
to ab uske chote bhai ko cheez dilane ka kya faida

nazre mile to ushe izhar kehte hai,
neend na aaye to ushe pyar kehte hai,
smile de de to ushe ikrar kehte hai,
or jo in sab jhamelo na padhe ushe samajdar kehte hai.

Snta Ko Nahate hue Mahbooba Yaad Aa gayi tho Farmaya
Dil me He Tumhara Aks
or Hath me H Sabun LUX
Tmhara Khayal aata Raha or
LUX Jhaag Banata Raha

Kya "Andaaz"Hai
Kya "Jalwe" Hai
Kya "Style"Hai
Aur Kya "Smile" Hai

Message To Karte Nahi
Aur Garv Se Kehte Ho Mere Paas Mobile Hai..

Dosti ki Galiyon me Kabhi gam na ho Hamari Dosti kabhi Kam na ho Aapko mile har Roj Nayi garlfrend Jinki Umar 80 Saal se Kam na ho

Uss Bewafa Ki Yaad Me Jam Haath Me Utha Liya Uss Bewafa Ki Yaad Me Jam Haath Me Utha Liya Fir Uthai Bread Lagaya Jam Aur Fata Fat Khaa Liya

Jo pyar hamesa 7 rhe wo saccha he G
Jo musibat me kaam aye wo acha he G
Kabhi kabhi hamse b ho jati he galatiya
"Qki DIL TO BACHHA HE G" :-)

Zindgi me Kabhi Tention mat lena
Bindas Ho k I Love u Kehna

Agar
Gulab k badle Sandal Mile to

kehna Pyari Behana Sada Khush rhana

Chehre Pe Daag Aur Aankho Me Nami Hai
Chehre Pe Daag Aur Aankho Me Nami Hai
Jyada Socho Mat, Tumhe VITAMIN "C" Aur
"IODIN" ki Kami Hai

Aapki Khoobsurti se hum b SHARMINDA hain

Kahin Bhul se bhi
Kabristan mat chale jana

Warna Log samjhenge Bhoot abhi jinda hai

Khoye the sapno me jga diya usne hamko diwana bna diya usne ijhar kiya jab unse to apni shadi ka card thma diya usne

Dil me Basaya unhe Jaanu Bana kar
Wah wah

Dil me basaya Unhe jaanu Bana kar
Wah wah
Kambaqht Wo kisi aur k Saath bhag gayi Hume mamu bana kar!!

Tumhare pyar me hume nind nahi aati Tumhare pyar me hume nind nahi aati Daya do thappad na laga de tab tak mujhrimo ko akal nahi aati

Main ChandraMukhi
Tu
SurajMukhi
Maine tujhse Dukhi
Tu
Mujhse Dukhi

To Fir ek kaam kar
Bulding se Kud Ja

Tu
B Sukhi
Maine B sukhi

Lakho me ek ho Tum,
sweet me cake ho Tum,
dil k nek ho Tum,
apka koi rishta tod nai sakte hum,
Qki mere apno me ek ho Tum.

Chand pe Kaali Ghata chaati Hogi
Sitaro Ko Muskurahat aati hogi
Tum Lakh Chupa Duniya se
Magar Akele me Tumhe apni Sakal pe Hasi aati to hogi.

Mat cheeno bachcho se Mobile
Ye akele rehne se bahut darte hai,
Le lo Exam B sMs se hi,
Q.ki ye ek chiz hi to hai jo ye mann lagakar Karte hai.

ISHQ me Hum Huye Itne Pagal ki
Humne Unki Zulfon k Saaye me rehne ki kasam kha dali
Woh Nikli itni Bewafa ki usne apni Zulfen hi kata dali.

Dvanand k chere par aaj bhi chamk hai
Wah wa
dvanand k chere par aaj bhi chamk ha
Wah wah
Kya aapke toothpaste me Namak hai?

A SONG 4 U.
AGAR TUM MIL JAO TO TANGE TOD DENGE HUM.
TUMHE PAA KAR TUMHARE PECHE KUTTA CHOD DENGE HUM.
BAAS TUM MIL TO JAO.

Teri haasi p me sari jawani luta dunga,

Wah

Teri haasi p me sari jawani luta dunga,

VAHI RUK JAAO.
warna me goli chala dunga

Aarz kiya hai,
Khuda bachaye tumhe
in hasino se,
nazino se,
in mahzebino se,
Par in hasino ko
kaun bachaye
tum jaise Kamino se!

Ham par etbar rakhna dosti hum jeewan bhar nivayenge,

Jarurat pari agar emtihhan dene ki toh,

Emtihhan dena hum parchi fekne aayenge......

Har Chand Ka Didar Alag Hota Hai..

Har Beer Ka Nasha Alag Hota Hai..

Kisi 1 Ladki Pe Zindgi Barbad Mat Karna..

Q Ke
Har Ladki Ka 'FIGURE' Alag Hota Hai...

Mat cheeno hum bacho se mobile,
Hum akele rehne se bahut darte he..
Lelo exams SMS par hi
QkiYahi 1 cheez he jo hum mann lagakar padhte he..

Arz kiya hai...Udhar aap majabur baithe hain.. ..Idhar hum khamosh baithe hain. Baat ho to kaise ho.. Jab dono taraf do kanjush baithe hain

Mosam Badla Thand Suru Ho Gai
Apke Msg Ke Bina Zindagi Tang Ho Gai
Kya Apke Inbox Me Msg Ki Kami Ho Gai
Ya Fir Hamare Msg Padkr Bolti Bandh Ho Gai..

beh na saki wo askon ki dhara jo ankho se behni thi,chaha tha uska pallu pakad k roye,par wo kambakht us din jeans tshirt pehni thi