Funny Shayari Wishes and Status Messages - Page 18

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11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By loverboy # 7078

Taash khelene bethe to "DON" hai hum
acting kera to " JAMES BOND" hai hum
ab to pehchan lo "KAUN" hai hum
msg ki duniya k "TEES MAAR KHAN" hai hum

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By sataans anskhu # 4549

Na jane kab tare toot jaye,
Na jane kab ansu ankh se choot jaye,
Kuch pal humare sath b has lo,
na jane kab tumhare dant toot jaye..!!!

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By abhishek abhi # 6833

sab dost bewafaa ho gaye, hum apne mobile se khafaa ho gaye. sms isliye kar rahe hain jaalim, ye na samjho ke hum duniya se dafaa ho gaye.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Riaz ul Islam # 6028

Khoob ladi mardaniAngrezo ko yd dila di nani...De di desh wasiyo ke liye qurbani...Wo thi??sheela, SheeLa ki jawani

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By PAGALPANTI # 2

Boy 2 god-Hazaro ki kismat tere hath he
Agr pass karde to kya baat he

God-GF thodi kam patata to kya baat thi
Kitabe to sari tere pass thi

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Saif Ali # 385

TANHAIYON me hame yaad karoge,
MEHFILO me hame talash karoge,
Jab na milega koi hamare jaisa DOST,
Tab shayad hamari DOSTI par NAAZ karoge!

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Brijesh Rai # 208

Nazrein Milleen, Reaction Hua
Kuch Is Tarah Love Ka Production Hua
Lagne Lage Us Ke Ghar Ke Chakkar Aise
Nucleus Ke Charon Taraf Electron Hon Jaise

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Saif Ali # 385

Samose Pe Dali Sev Aur Chatni Chat Ban Gayi
Wah Wah
Samose Pe Dali Sev Aur Chatni Chaat Ban Gayi
Aur Tum Jo Aaye Zindgi Me Bat Ban Gayi

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By rajesh katkuri # 3770

gazab ka nakhara,
ajeeb ye style hai,
sms nahi karte aur kehte
hain mere pass mobile hai
besharmi ki had to dekho ye padkar bhi inke chere pe smile hai

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By AJIT RUBY # 5

Wo Baithe The Toilet Me Maikhana Samaj Kar

wah Wah

Wo Baithe The Toilet Me Maikhana Samaj Kr
or LOTE Ka Paani pi gye Paimana Samajh Kr HA HA

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Brijesh Rai # 208

Ye Mirch-Masale Bechne Wale, Logon Ki,
Aankhon Mein Aansoo Late Rahate Hain,
Kuchh To Khate Waqt,Kuchh Enke,
Ishtayhaar Se Chalne Wale Seerial Laate Hain.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By AJIT RUBY # 5

BeWajah kisi ko
Sataya Nhi Karte
U Hi Kisi Ko TADPAYA Nhi Krte
Jinki SANSE Chalti Ho
APKE KHUN se

ALLOUT Jalakr
Unhe Bhagaya Nhi krte ...

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Brijesh Rai # 208

Dil me hamare baat tab bahut khatki,
jab ek bail ko sadak par T.V. dekhte huye paya,
Mamla sara tab samajh me aaya
jab Miss Palam pur ko dekhkar wo muskuraya

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By AJIT RUBY # 5

Message nahi karne ki tujhe aisi sazaa mile..

Message nahi karne ki tujhe aisi sazaa mile

Tujhe aaye ZoRse SUSU
aur kahin karne ki jagah naa mile..

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Brijesh Rai # 208

Nigahaon Se Nigahein Milaker To Dekho,
Dil Ki Baat Bataker To Dekho,
Sab Ayege Tumare Pass….
Bus Lagatar Ek Hafta Nahaker To Dekho.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By PAGALPANTI # 2

Kash Tum Apne Vaade Nibha Jate

Kisi Tarah Surat Se Dil Mera Behla Jate

Agar 10Rs Nahi The Teri Jeb Me

To 5Rs Wala Chhota COKE Hi Pila Jate

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Brijesh Rai # 208

Bharnay Lagi Thi Baat To, Bhai Keh Diya
Thaama Jo Un Ka Haath To, Bhai Keh Diya


Rooz Kehtay Rahay, Kabhi Sajh Kay Aoo Ghar
Laanay Lagay Baraat To, Bhai Keh Diya

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By PAGALPANTI # 2

Wo Kholte H Make-up Ka Dibba Roz Q
Bn Sanwar K Nikalte H Chaila Roz Q
MAMMY Tum Kehti Thi Eid To Kab Ki Gyi
Fir Padosan S Gale Milte H PAPA Roz Q

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Brijesh Rai # 208

Teri galtiyon ko maaf kaun karta,
Main na rehta to insaaf kaun karta,
Khuda salamat rakhe mere dost ko,
Warna meri shaadi main plate saaf kaun karta

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Sangeeta # 138

Lakh koshish karu bhulane ki,magar 1 baat reh reh kar sathati hai.Teri grl frnd rakhti kai karva choth,or har baar umar meri kyu badh jati hai.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Brijesh Rai # 208

Hum aise aashik hain jo gulab ko kamal bana denge,
Uski har adaa par ghazal bana denge,
Agar wo aa jayegi meri zindagi me,
To lalu ki kasam Bihar me bhi Tajmahal bana denge

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By yogesh budhwar # 5085

DOST KE LIYE AJAB MISHAL HAI HUM


SACHE DOST KI PECHCHAN HAI HUM,

YE TO NAHI KEHTE, HUM SALMAN KHAN HAI MUMBAI KE,

LEKIN "ROHTAK' KE 'TEES MAAR KHAN' HAI HUM?

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Brijesh Rai # 208

Kabhi hausla aazma lena chahiye,
Bure waqt me muskara lena chahiye,
Jab saat din me bhi khujli naa mite to,
Aathve din achhe se naha lena chahiye

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By ur well-wisher Rv # 277

Jo pyar na samjhe wo insaan nahi,
Duniya me kon hai jo pareshan nahi,

Jab reply karoge tabhi hum or sms karenge,

Verna hamari bhi sms ki koi Dukan nahi.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Brijesh Rai # 208

Kitne haseen ho tum,
Khud ko duniya ki nazar se bachaaya karo….
Aankhon mein kaajal lagaana hi kaafi nahin….
Gale mein nimbu-mirch latkaaya karo.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Sourav Sarekar # 1727

Tumhari zindagi Mein kabhi koi gam na ho. Tumahri ankho mein ashu ke nam na ho,
tumko roj mile naye naye GIRL friend,
jiski umar 80 se kam na ho... :

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Brijesh Rai # 208

Zindege ka safar u he guzar jayega,
7 pheron ke saath koi tumse bandh jayega,
abhi bhi waqt hai kisi se pyaar kar lo,
kya pata kal kaun sa cartoon tumhare saath bandh diya jayega...

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Tejas Vyas # 7533

Latest CID PJ for CID fans
A for apple
B for banana
Wah!wah!
A for apple
B for banana
Kuch B ho jaye daya goli mat chalana

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By PAGALPANTI # 2

Arz Karta Hu..
"Kya TERI CHAAL Kya TERI LEELA?"

Wah Wah

"KYA TERI CHAAL KYA TERI LEELA?"

MAI TERA "TEES MAR KHAN" AUR TU MERI "SHEELA"

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By PAGALPANTI # 2

Hume To Cigrate Ne Luta Bidi Me Kaha Dum Tha
Apni Kasti B Waha Dubi Jaha Wisky Ka Drum Tha
Hum Tab B Nikl Aaye
Qki Hmari Deshi Me Bahut Dum Tha

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