Funny Shayari Wishes and Status Messages - Page 23

Tuje Jb Meri yad Ayegi

Tere Mobile p Mere sms ki Barat Ayegi

SMS to Hm kr Dege Tuje
Lekin

Iske paise Dene kya Aapki SAS Ayegi.

Tujse naraj nahi jindgi hairan hu mai.

WAH_WAh

Tujse naraj nhi jindgi Hairan hu mai

Zalimo naya msg nahi ban rha hai ,Bahut Pareshan hu mai

KASTI se
Kinare
CHHOOT gaye

AASMA se
Sitare
TOOT gaye

Par tUm
Aaj tak
nahi Sudhre

Jaha Dikhi
DIWAR, Wahi
MOOT gaye. ,,,
( ".)< )'_, - - . LL '

Tu sirf meri ho jaye aisi taqdeer kahan se lao,
pani phir jaye Nadeem aur Amit ke armano par aisi barish kahan se lao,
kardeta dhero sms pyarwale par ye mehnga AIRTEL,sasta sms pac kahan se lao.

Har din k baad sham hoti h,
zindagi aise hi tamaam hoti h,
marte h laila majnu ishq mein,
or FAKAT mei MUNNI badnaam hoti h.

'CHUHE'' Ka Sehra Suhana Lagta Hai, "CHUHIYA" ka To 'DIL' Diwana Lagta Hai, Pal Bhar Me Aise 'KUTARTE' Hai Kapre. Ab to Har' KAPDA' 'CHUPANA' Padta Hai...

Tere Pyar ka saya
Mere dil pe chhaya
Gor Farmaiye
Tere Pyar ka saya
Mere dil pe chaaya,

Tu 2mint Ruk main Maggi bana ke aaya

Arz hai... Har samundar mein saahil nahin hota Har jahaaz mein missile nahin hota Agar Dhirubhai Ambani nahin hota To har gadhe ke paas mobile nahin hota

Teri aankhon me aasu Chehre pe hasi hai teri sanso me aahain,
Dil me Bebsi hai
Tune pehle Q nahi btaya mujhko K
Darwaze me teri ungli phasi hai..

Bahut der k baad train chali. Muslim bola_ya Ali ! Hindu bola_ jai bajrang bali.
santa bola_kya Ali, Kya Bali? Ullu k pattho, Train baju wali Chali.

Cute poem by school kid-
White color ki dress pehen kar

hum sab lagte kitne acche

School lagta hai polutry farm

aur hum sab murgi ke bacche

DOST ruthe to rab ruthe,FIR ruthe to jag chute,agar fir ruthe dil 2te,aur agar phir ruthe to utaar CHAPPAL! MAAR sale ko jb tak chappal na tute

Arz Hai:
Shahar Me Ud Rahe The Hathi,
Shahar Me Ud Rahe The Hathi,

Itne Dhyan Se Kya Padh Rahe Ho DEHATI,
Kabhi Dekha Hai Udta Hua Hathi?

Apki zindgi mein kabhi ghum na ho,
apki aankhe kabhi nam na ho,
meri dua hai ki mile aapko ek smart si "DULHAN" jiska wieght 150 kg se kam na ho!

Aap Itne Achchhe Lagte Ho,
Dil Ko Mere Bhaate Ho.
Kasam Se Wo Ada To Aapki Jaan Le Leti Hai.
Jab Jukhaam Me Aap Naak Se Gubbara Fulaate Ho.

Khafa ho tum ya koi gum hai, Number kho gaya ya balance kam hai,Bhejo sms agar dum hai, Ya maan jao ki Sms k KING Sirf aur Sirf hum hai

Gadha jo kha jaye wo ghash ho tum . budhe adami ka champras ho tum: magar jo bhi ho yar bade jhakash ho tum!

Jiski ek muskaan par hai sab fida,



Jo hai smart aur sweet,




Jiski ek jhalak pane ko hai sab Betaab ,



Janab is waqt usi ka msg padh rahe hai aap...

A poem by every girl

Husbnd apna white ho
Lambi jski hight ho
Ghusy ka wo lite ho
Body jiski tight ho
Jb saas se meri fight ho
Kahy
Begam tum always rite ho

Ek pyara sa koi sandesh bhej do,
Dosti ka sacha koi updesh bhej do.
Agar mere liye 1 SMS nahi bhej sako to,
Subah utho or kisi kabadi ko apna mobile bech do..

HASEENA ko apna dil na dena
Dil ke JAZBAAT ye kya janegi
Kandhe ka DUPATTA to sambhalti nhi
Apka dil kya khak sambhalenge

Mat Chhino Bachcho Se Mobile, Yeh Akele Rehne Se Bahut Darte Hai
Le Lo Exam Bhi sms Par Hi, Yeh Ek Hi Cheez Hai Jo Mann Lagaakar Karte Hai.

Roshni k jab hazaar sitare honge ,aapki ankhon m haseen nazare honge,qayamat k din jab apka mobile cheak kiya jayega sabse zyada sms hamare hange .

Mukadar ka Sikandar,
Punjab ka Jalandar,

Abbu Salam jail k andar,

Ye SMS padhkar jo reply na kare wo he National Park ka..

((¡¡))
( - ) BANDAR.@}--

Muskurahat apke"sms"se milti thi,Dil ko rahat apke "sms"se milti thi,Band kyun kar diya"sms" karna,Hamari to sms factry bhi apke"sms" se chalti thi.

arz kiya hai

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dil h sachha aur dimag h kachha

wah wah wah

dil h sachha aur dimag h kachha

aapke sms nhi arahe kya baat h bachha:

zindgi bay hal hai.
sur hai na tall hai.
messege box b kangal hai.
kia aap ki sms factory main hartall hai.
yar kuch to behjo ye mery mobile ki zindgi ka sawal hai......

Utho Lal Ab Botal Kholo, Daru Laya Hu Mu Dholo, Beeti Raat Bahut Tum Dole, Padosiyo Ki Maa Baheno Ki Tole, Raat Beet Gayi Nale Me,Kal Fir Milenge "Madhusale"Me.

Gulshan ke har phool ko gulab kar denge,


Har pal intezar karoge hamare sms ka,


Ham aaki aadat itni kharab kar denge...!!!

Sarkar ne laga diya polyethene pe ban
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Wah wah
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Sarkar ne laga diya polyethene pe ban
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Tere mast mast do nain
mere dil ka le gaye chain