Funny Shayari Wishes and Status Messages - Page 22

Aladin k pas tha jadui jin,dil lagta nahi aapkebin,stainless steel me hota he 2% ti,bhagwan kare k must jaye aapka pura din

Khuda Bachaye Hume in hasino se

Khuda Bachaye Hume in hasino se

Par Inhe Kaun bachye Hum Kamino se

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Aisi uljhi nazar unse hatati nahi...

Wah wah..

Daat se reshmi dor katati nahi...

Wah wah..

ACP says: CID walon ki kabhi kisis se
Phatati nahi!!!

Dekh k logo
ko,socha ishq
hum b karle

phir bewafao
ko dekh socha,
thoda sabrr karle

jaan gawante
dekh is daldal
me kaio ko,

socha patli gali
se hum nikal le

tum paas aye
yu muskutaye
tumne ne na jaane kya
perfume lagaye
ki ab jab bhi paas aye
bas gandh hi gandh aye.

Life Me tension Hi Tension hai
Fir b In Labon pe Muskan hai
Qki Jeena Jab har hal me hai
to Muskra k jeene me Kya Nuksan ha
Be happy always.

Agar koi DOST
Nhi_To

Life_is JAIL,

Agar

BURE DOST

Ho_To

Nothing_is Well,



Agar

DOST" Aapke

Jaisa_Ho To



ALL-IzZ-WELL..ok

Hame to Cigret ne luta
Bidi me khan dum tha
Apni kashti bhi whan doobiJha DESI ka drum tha,Hum tab bhi nikal aaye kyoki hame whisky peene ka man th

Kisi Ka HAATH Tham Kar Chhodna Nahi*

WADA KisiSe Karo To Todna Nahi*

Koi Agar Tod De DIL Apka*

To Usko*

4-5 Laat Mare Bina Chohdna Nhi

CID ROCKS
Tanhaai me satati hai uski yaad aise
Tanhai me satati hai uski yaad aise
DAYA,pata lagao aakhir ye MUNNI BADNAAM hui tou hui kaise?

Uski gali se mra janaja nkla
wo na nkle jinke liye jnaja nikla
uska ghar aya to mere dost ct bjane lge
rkh k mera jnaja kmine usko ptane lge

Mere pyar ko bewfai ka inam de gayi
Mere dilko yado ka paigam de gayi
Maine kaha mere dilme dard he
To idiot jate-jate "JHANDU BAM"de gayi

Zamin ke har zarre ko aftaab kar denge, gulsan ke har phlu ko gulab kr denge hr subah karoge intizaar aap hamare sms ka, hm aapki aadat itni kharab kr denge..

Jidhar dekho Ishq ke bimar baithe hain
Hazaro mar gaye, Lakho taiyar baithe hain
Barbad hote hain ladkiyo ke piche
Aur kahte hain ham berozgar baithe hain.

Aankho se aansuon ki judaai kar do.

Dil se gamo ki vidaai kar do.
Agar dil na lage kahin to.
aa jaao mere ghar ki putaai kar do..
Offer DIWALI tak valid hai,

ye zindagi hai ek janjaal yahan chahat hai paiso ka kamal aap bhi kangal hum bhi kangal to aao hum tum khele miss call miss call

Sari Zindagi kar k Barbad, Ishq ki Lazzat Chakh Li Hai…

Us ne bhi Burqa Pehen liya, Hum ne bhi Dadhi Rakh li Hai…

Hawaye kahti hai dosti kar le.Fizaye kahti hai pyaar karle.Dil kahta hai shadi karle.Ghar wale kahte hai are bewakoof pahle apni padhai to kar le.

Kitne bebas hai insan kismat k aage,

Har sapna tut jate hai haqikat k aage,

Jisne kabhi duniya me hath n failaya ho,

Wo bhi hath failata hai GOLGAPE wale k aage...!!!

GF Ko Apni Palko Par Bithalo
De ke Khushi Uske Sare Gam Churalo
Pyar Karo Uski Saheli Ke Saamne
Itna Ki
Uski Saheli Bhi Aake Kahe JAANU
Mujhe B Patalo.

Khuda ne Aapki Bhukh Dekhi to Bhojan banaya,
Pyyas dekhi to Paani banaya,
Nind dekhi to Bistar banaya,
aur Bina Dost ke Dekha to Mujhe Fasaya.

Baithe the aapki yaad mei tanha ek shaam,
Liya ek kagaz aur likha aapka naam,
Banai aapki tasveer aur likha ye paigaam-
ZINDA PAKADNE WALE KO 500rs. KA INAAM!

Apno ko yad karna pyar hai,Gairo ka sath dena sanskar hai,dushamano ko maf karna upkar hai,Aur dosto ko pareshan karna mera Janmasiddh Adhikar hai.

Aaj jake uparwale ki sararat samajh me aayi
aaj jake hume apki jarurat samajh me aayi
apka aana toh ek bahana tha
akhir ravan k baad apko hi aana tha.

Aftr Brekup Boy
Dil me 1 jajbat h dabau kaise
Ruswa na ho jau chupau kaise
Tanha chhod gyi ho muze jbse
Ma kasam itna khush hu k btau kaise?

Taj Mahal Khoobsoorti Ka Taj Hai...
Sari Duniya Ko Is Par Naaz Hai..
Par Aaj Kal K Boys K Liye Ye Bilkul Bakwaas Hai,
Kyunki Roz Badalti Unki Mumtaaj Hai...!

Pyar ki Numayis kiya kro
Sb ko pyar dene ki kwahis kiya kro
Kabhi kamjor nahi hogi aapki haddiya
bus roz 2 bhoond Dabur Lal tel se malish kiya kro

Msg Nahi Karne Ki Tujhe Aaisi Saza Mile..
Msg Nahi Karne Ki Tujhe Aaisi Saza Mile..
..Tujhe Aaye Zor Se SUSUAur Kahi Karne Ki Jagah Na Mile..

dilse dillagi hum kiya nhi karte,
apna "nmbr" kisi ko diya nhi krte,
wo to "aap" or "apki dosti" achhi lagi,
warnha itne"sms"hum kisi ko kiya nhi krte.

Mohobbat karne walon ko inkar acha nahi lagta
Duniya walon ko ikrar acha nahi lagta
Jab tak ladka ladki bhag na jye in saalo ko pyar sacha nhi lagta....