Hindi Jokes Wishes and Status Messages - Page 10

Insult:-xD

BOY-ek ladki ko rose dete hue kaha YE RISTA KYA
KEHLATA HAI?
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GIRL-pavitra rista
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BOY-to Is pyar ko kya naam du?
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GIRL- EK hazaro me meri behna hai

Teacher-pyar ho jata hai ya fir krna padta hai.
Girl:ladka 'hasi ko fasi samajhta ho' toh krna padta hai.
Aur agar 'sandal ki keemat' janta ho toh ho jata hai!

Delivery ke waqt
Lady- God Ladka
Man- God Ladki
God- Shut Up
Dont Confuse Me
Varna aisa confuse item bana dunga ke
tum dono roage or wo tali bajayegae!

eng sir- golu y r u late
golu- sir meri car....
sir-golu speak in english
golu-my car was fussing in the kichad
no hilling
no dolling
only po paa karing.

2 Pandito me ladai ho rahi thi bahut der ho gai-
toh tisre-pandit ne pucha kya hua?
toh 1 pandit bola jab me LEHSUN PYAZ nahi khata toh is sale ne chicken me dala kyu!

Thande Thande Pani Se Nahana Chahiye

Thande Thande Pani Se Nahana Chahiye
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ACP-Daya,Hamein Uss Jagah Par Wapas Jaanaa Chahiye !

Dad- beta chhod de ye facebook ye tujhe roti nhi dene wali

boy- ha papa ye muze roti nhi dene wali
par roti bananewali degi

Teacher: Tumhare papa kya karte hai?
Golu: Sir wo roz GALIYA khate hai

Teacher: Kya matlab?

Golu: Ji wo
CUSTOMER CARE EXCUTIVE hai.

Teacher in Class room: Hey Rahul, apne baaju wale ko utha.

Rahul: Tune sulaya hai tu hi utha. :-)

Ek admi khade-khade chaabi se apna kaan khujla raha tha

Santa use gaur se dekhte hue bola-
Bhaisahab, aap start nahi ho rahe to dhakka lagau.

Shaadi ke baad pati ne pucha :

"Tumhare shadi se pehle kitne boyfrnd
the?"

Wife ne 1 lifafa dia,
jisme chawal k kuch dane aur 200 Rs. the.

Pati : Ye kya?

Wife : Mai jab bi boyfriend banati thi to 1 chawl ka dana isme dal deti thi.

Pati (Dane gin ke) Bus 7? Aur ye 200
Rs. Kyun?

Wife : 4 killo chawal bech diye...

Teacher: 1 Din aisa ayega jab prithvi pe pani nahi rahega,
Sab jeev nasht hojaynge
prithvi tabaah hojaygi.
Santa: madamji, us din tution ana hai kya?

SANTA at Microsoft for an Interview..
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Interviewer : Which are the four version of Java .?
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Santa : (1)Mar-Java, (2)Mit-Java, (3)Lut-Java, (4) Me Sadke-Java..
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Interviewer : Aata tumhi Ghari-Java..

Effect of price rise of
petrol on dowry:
Lrki wali: wase aap shadi
me gold-silvr ke alawe
kaun c car lenge??
Lrke wale: na na in sb
chezo ki tnsn aap na
lo,aapki beti ke leye car
hm khrid denge,
bs aap petrol bhrwate
rehna!!!

JADU Rajashtan Se Bhagta Huwa Aya Aur DC Office K Bahar AKar RukGya
Bolo Q



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yar Wo Thak Gya Tha na
.Jaan le lo jadu kee

English Tcher:Btao ya kon sa tense he?

"Me Nach rha hu,
Tum Nach rhe ho,
Wo Nach rhi he..hm sb Nach rhe he,"

STUDENT:Sir ye
"MUJRA Continous Tense"he. . .

Ek ladka-ladki hotel me gaye...

Waiter: Kya loge ?

Ladki: Sabji waali roti..

Waiter:What??

Ladka: Gaon ki hai,
Pizza maang rahi hai..

Santa proposing a girl: Darling kya tum mujse shadi karogi?

Girl: Tameez se baat karo.

Santa: Behan ji, kya aap mujhse shaadi karogi?

Santa public toilet gaya to Diwar par likha tha.

"Duniya chand pe pahuch gayi aur

Tu yahan baitha hai.

Santa niche likh aaya..

"Bas tatti kar ke hum bhi nikal rahe hain"

A Punjabi couple went 2 UK.

They went 2 a hotel

Punjabi to waiter: Sir, Most respectfuly I beg 2 say that I’m ill & cannot come 2 school,

there4 kindly grant me Tea for 2day.

Waiter brings tea.

Wife :Wah g wah. Tawanu ty far far English Aandi ay. Husband:Hally ty ma Pani wasty Thirsty Crow nai sunayi

1st Girl :- Aaj Kal Ke Ladko Ka Koi Aitbar Nahi !!
Main To Ab Uska Mooh Be Nahi Dekhungi
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2nd Girl :- Kyon Kya Hua, Tumne Usey Kisi Aur Ladki Ke Sath Dekh Liya ?
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1st Girl :- Nahi Usne Mujhe Kisi Aur Ladke Ke Sath Dekh Liya Hai, Jab Ki Woh Kal Bol Raha Tha Ki Woh Out Of City Ja Raha Hai!!

Boy: Aap ka Mobile No. kya He?
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Girl: Shut Up! (1st Drink then Think )
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.Boy: Ap Apna Mobile No. De dain, Mujhe Check Karna He 500 Ka recharge Ma Kitna Balnace Aata He!

Girl: How Sweet!!
Ye lo..

Dard bhari kahani

Garib ka beta:
Maa mene sapna dekha ke mera 1 pair
zameen par aur dusra aasman mein..

Maa: Is tarah ke sapne mat dekha kar,
ek hi chaddi hai wo bhi phat jayegi..

Santa ke lips jale hue the
Banta: Kaise jale
Santa: Wife ko railway steation drop krne gaya tha.
Banta: To?
Santa: Khushi ke mare.
Train ke engine ko choom liya :*

santa ne apni bhabhi ko khub mara
logo n pucha q?
santa-yaar , mai jis se bhi puchta hu ki tum phone pe kis se baat kar rahe ho?
har koi kehta h teri bhabhi se..........

Boy 2 othr boy-Dude, y u proposed dat girl, she already has a bf.
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Awsm reply by d boy
Bhai JAB TAK LADKI KAWARI
NA TUMHARI NA HAMARI

GITA UPDESH- mobile nirjiv hai SIM iski aatma hai, SMS wo Gyan hai jo batane se badta hai, ISLIYE hey prani Balance ki moh maya Tyagkar Nirantar SMS karo.......kanjoosi choodo !

HoSpital me sare Pagal Ro Rahe te
1 Pagal Chupchup Soya tha.Doctor N Pucha-Tum Q Shanti se Soye ho?
Pagal-Bewakuf,mai mar chuka hu Isliye to sab Ro rhe hai..

Wife:Soch rahi hun ap k
sath Dubai,UK ghoom
aaon kitney paise... lagen
ge?
Husband:kuch bhi nahi.
Wife:Wo kaise?
Husband:Sochne k paise
nahi lagtey

Boy: JAAN Tumhara naam hath pe likhu k dil pe
Gal:Idhar udhar kaha likhte ho Agar sacha pyar krte ho to sedhe apne proprty k paper pe likho.