Hindi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 104

Apne dil ki suno, jazbat se kam na lo... Muje yad rakho beshak mera naam na lo... Apka vehem hai k hum bhul gaye AAPKO, Aisa soch k mere pyar ka imtihan na lo.

Sazaa dene wale razaa puchte hain, jeene ki humse vajah puchte hain . . . .
Dete hain khud hi zeher humko aakar, phir kitna hua hai asar puchte hain....

Koi ho baat - na dil se lagana, agar apna samjho - to hi batana, bhool ho humse - to samjhana, samjho jo haq - to jatana, ki hai jo dosti to dil se nibhana.

Kai raaz aise hote hai jo bole nahi jate,kai dil aise hote hai jo tode nahi jate,aur kuch log bilkul aap jaise hote hai jo chode nahi jate...

Hi yaar, Jane anjane me agar maine tera dil dukhaya,Kabhi tang kia ho, aur jojo b kiya us k liye




tujhse jo banpade kar le,

"MAIN NAI SUDHRNA"!!

Mallika ne jab chirag ko ghisa, to usme se bhoot nikla aur bola - kya hukum...??
Mallika - Meri pyas buja de...
Bhoot - 7 up se .....Ya 7 inch se......??

Vafa nahin milti yahan vafa karke, humne dekha hai tazurba karke, zindagi to kabhi nahin aayi,maut aayi bhi to zara zara karke...

Kuch pal hote hain kuch pal k liye, ji le inhe hum har pal k liye. Ye waqt to ret ki tarah fissal jayega, de jayega yaadein umar bhar k liye

Johny johny
Yes papa ......

peg laya .....
no papa ......

telling lie ......
No papa.....

Open ur mouth ........
BURAaaaaa....

Husan wale khub wafao ka sila dete hai,har mod par ek jakhm naya dete hai,iss jahan mein koi nahi hai aapna jab aag lagti hai to patte bhi hawa dete hai.

Kabhi-2 ye dil jaroor rota hai,jab koi apna mil kar nazron se door hota hai.kyun roti hai kambakht yeh ankhe,kyun ki dil se jayada inka hi kasoor hota hai...

Na vo aa sake na hum ja sake, dard dil ka kisi ko na suna sake, yadoon ko lekar baithe hai aas mein unki, na vo bhula sake na hum bhula sake....

Kya aap Nonveg msg
padne me interested hai
to aage pade......































bus ye shikayat ab tumhari Mama ko lagaenge..Dekhna ab tum...

A smart and hot girl said to a sardar, main tumhare bache ki ma banna chahti hu. Sardar replied "par mera to koi baacha hi nahi hai.

Aaj ki taza khabar 10 ko bewkoof banaya. . .

plz press down 4 details. . .













































Ab ki taza khabar 11 ko bewkoof banaya.

History teacher - mughlan ne kado takk raj kita ?


sardar - page no 15 to 26 tak.

Arre dewano



Mujhe pehchano



Kahan se aaya?

Main hun kaun?



Main hun kaun?







Main hun

Main hun
?
?

Ki gal number dekh k pata ni lagda,

: Banta:Truck dekhkar tum kampte kyun ho? Santa:Ek truck driver meri biwi ko lekar bhag gaya tha,har baar lagta hai jaise vapas dene aaya hai....

.::. , , .::.
"::.¤.::"
:¥:
"::-''!''-::"
dekh lo,aap ke paas Butterfly aayie hai, kyunki isko phool bahut pasand hain.

Qyamt ke din

jab farishte ne sab se kaha apne apne gunah paper pe likho.sab ne apne gunah likhe,



"k achanak aap ki awaz aai .!
XTRA SHEET.

Evry secnd god remembr u
Evry minute god bleses u
Evry hour god care 4 u coz evry day I pray 2 him,"bacha murkh hai,Thoda dhayan dena Prabhu

Sardar ped par chada,to upar baithe bandar ne pocha:TU KYU CHADA
Sardar:apple khane
Bandar:par ye to mango tree hai
Sardar:pta hai apple saath laya hu!

A Jatt riding on horse jumps the Red light & policemen whistles.

The jatt lifts the tail of horse & says

"LE KARLE NUMBER NOTE "

() * ()
( ''o'' ) Come
(,,)(,,) Closer..
pleeezzz....

little more




lit..tle more..

() * ()
('''''')) ,o'' )..DHISH
/ /(,,)(,,) HHUM!!
No sms..?WHYYYY?

Darawani andheri raat ke sannatey mein
ek bhoot dusre bhoot ko samjha raha tha:
Bhai, ghabra mat.
Ye sab tere dimag ka waham hai,
sardar-wardar kuch nahi hote..

Teacher: tell ur dad''s full name in english. Boy: its ''Mr.Butter Red Male Underwear'' Teacher:ru trying 2b funny? Boy:No,his name in hindi is Makkhan Lal Chadda.

--------------
--------------
--------------
--------------


KUCH SAMAJH AAYA



Mere mobile ko aapke mobile se ishq ho gaya hai,
isliye line(maar raha hai!

Tin tuna tin tuna tin tuna tuna tin tutte tu yaaku maaku hu lu lu lu ginga laa ginga laa laa hu hu bum chiki chiki bubla buu, Mubarak ho aap aadi wasi ban gye..

Song frm MACHIS:? Chunni leke soti thi kamaal lagti thi..



lo..



kalllo baat...



sirf chunni lekar soegi to kamaal to lagegi hi.

Govt of India ne aaj ek naya rule pass kiya hai ! khubsurat logo ko desh se bahar nikal diya jayega ! Tum to safe ho yar mai kahan jaoou ?