Hindi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 105

Ek hathi ne ek chuhiya ko ched diya, chuhiya ne hathini ko shikayat karke kaha ki apne pati ko samjha lo verna mard hamare ghar mein bhi hain,...

Who was d 1st Indian Woman 2 fly abroad.
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Ravan . . .

Smoking +drinking +charas +ganja +chicken +mutton +oily food +masala +obesity +pollution =HEART ATTACK. Matlab..Dus bahane karke le gaye dil..

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pagal ho kya.. kuch b bhejo padne lag jate ho

Train me 1 machhar 1 chinese ke sar pe baitha, wo usko pakad k kha gaya!

Phir 1 machar baniye pe baitha, usne pakad ke chinese se pucha:

Khareedoge?

Evry secnd god remembr u
Evry minute god bleses u
Evry hour god care 4 u coz evry day I pray 2 him,"bacha murkh hai,Thoda dhayan dena Prabhu

Plz don''t read dis


Nahi ta
ho jayega

kya?

Arre wohi
jis se hum darte hai
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wohi jo is umar me aksar ho jata hai
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dekha ho gaya na
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TIME WASTE!!

Ek c Raja.....

Ek c Rani......

Dono mar gye,khatm khani.




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thalle hun ki dead bodies lab rahe ho.

Chinti ne Hathi ke Kaan me kya kaha ki  Hathi mar gaya?
Ans. My Question



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Ma tumhare bachhe ki ma Banugi !!

Sardarji, tell me, what is the meaning of SMS ? Sardar angrily said, I know - it means.... S - Sardaron ke M - Mazak udane ki S - Service.

What is Marriage?
Ans:
1 year:-Alpenlibe-Ji lalchaye rahaNaJaye.
2year:- KINETIC-Sabki hawaNikal de.
3year-CHLORMINT- DOBARA MAT PUCHNA.....

Pati apni bimar patni ko bola''Agar tume kuch ho gaya to mai PAGAL ho jaunga..WIFE: Dusri shadi to nai karoge?Pati:Pagal kuch b kar sakta hai.

ASLI BAHADURI WO HAI:- jab tum der raat ko DARU p k ghar jao, tumhari biwi tumhare liye JHARU leke khadi ho or tum kaho-Darling, tum abhi tak safai kar rahi ho.

Arre dewano



Mujhe pehchano



Kahan se aaya?

Main hun kaun?



Main hun kaun?







Main hun

Main hun
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Ki gal number dekh k pata ni lagda,

THOUGHT FOR THE LIFE "Har pal me pyaar hai, har lamhey me khushi hai, kho do to yaaden hai, jee lo to zindagi hai"......!!!

Girlfrnd k sath
kamre k ander
table k upar
Bulb k niche
De takatak
Le takatak
De takatak
Le takatak









Polluted mind, they r playing TABLE TENNIS..

Kya aap Nonveg msg
padne me interested hai
to aage pade......































bus ye shikayat ab tumhari Mama ko lagaenge..Dekhna ab tum...

Unke aane ki aahat pe shma jalai hogi,kabi judai ke gham se aankh bhar aayi hogi,fikar na kar mayus na ho mere yaar,us rab ne milne ki koi shaam to banai hogi.

Meri Tabiyat theek nahin thi... Dr. ko dikhaaya,
Dr. ne kaha,"kissi kanjus
ko msg karo,Theek ho jaaoge." ab acha lag raha hai !

Darawani andheri raat ke sannatay mein ek bhoot dusre bhoot ko samjha raha tha:-bhai,ghabra mat.Ye sab tere dimag ka waham hai, sardar-wardar kuch nahin hote.:

Aaj ki taza khabar 10 ko bewkoof banaya. . .

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Ab ki taza khabar 11 ko bewkoof banaya.

A man kills a DEER n cooks it & doesnt tell kids what it is. He gives a Clue''its what your Mom calls me!''.
Son screams:"Dont eat it. its KAMEENA KUTTA.

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send this Ganesh to 7 people .good luck will follow immediately. Warning :- Dnt delete it. I am sure u will recv good news.

A engineering student to his sweeper brother:mere pass degree hai, knowledge hai,4 log mein baithne ki ijjat hai.Tere pas kya hai
sweeper:mere pas naukri hai..

Dost kabhi dosto se khafa nahi hote,friend bankar kabhi juda nahi hote,bhula dena hamari kamiyon ko , kyuki insaan kabhi khuda nahi hote

AGE OF DRINKS:
1-5 Milk,
5-15 Horlicks,
15-25 Beer,
25-32 Ghat-Ghat ka paani,
32-40 Whisky,
40-50 Oldmonk,
50-60 Vodka,
60-70 Tonic,
After 70 GANGAJAL

Sadh sangat g bistare da moh tayago te uth k sms di sewa vich apna-2 yogdaan pavo es pavitr sms naal aaj di sms sewa arambh kiti jaandi e...
Kip :-)ng
Gudmrng

Aaj ke baad mere ko phone ya msg na karna.Its all over..


































Maine kabhi aisa kaha hai
nahin na
to phone ya msg kyun nahi karte

Humko to Rum ne mara, beer mein kahaan dum tha, apni to kashti hi wahaan doobi jahaan whisky ka drum tha...!!!!!!!!!!! Burraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

D.O.S.T.I
D:- Dastak bhi na de.
O:- Or apna bana le.
S:- Sari zindgi jo saath de.
T:- Takdir jo sawar de.
I:- Isi rishte ko kehte hain