Hindi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 103

Mohabbat ek se ho to bholapan hai.2se ho to apnapan hai.3 se ho to deewana pan hai.4 se ho to pagalpan hai,Phir bhi counting na ruke to kamina pan hai.

Mennay poocha chand se dekha heh koi mayre yaar sa haseen chand bola abey pagal heh kya itni upar se koi dekhaye deyta heh kya

college ki galiyon me ajeeb khel hota hai
parhaii k bahaane dilon ka mail hota hai
notes k jagah love sail hota hai,
ECliye to PAPPUhar saal phel hota hai.

Bhehar ki gali main paan ki dukan,
Devdas ne dekhi Paro Ki muskan,
Devdas ne khilaya paro ko paan,
Khake paan Paro bolo"Shukriya Bhai Jan

BOY:-Tu sohni tera roop sohna par tu sohni ni kaha sakdi, sohni tan dariya paar karke aa gayi c,par tu period miss karke ni aa sakdi.
LADKI:-Main sohni mera roop sohna main sohni v kaha sakdi, ik tere kalle layi main class de 25 ranjhe chad k ni aa sakdi.

Nasha aankho me hota hai Sharaab mein nahin,
Sharddha Dil me hoti hai Mandir mein nahin.....
Dosti SMS karne se badhti hai,
SMS padhne se nahi....

Mein Tumhare Liye Sab Kuch Karta..Magar Mujhe Kaam Tha...... Mein Tumhare Liye Doob Ke Marta...Magar Mujhe Zukham Tha !

unhe pyar karna nahi aata hume pyar ke siva kuch nahi aata
jeene ke sirf do hi raste hai ek unhe nahi aata ek hame nahi aata

Shayri by a haryanvi jaat 2 his grlfrnd: Tajmahal ke chez hai,isse b badi imarat banvaunga.. Mumtaz to marke dafan hui thi,Re susri taney to main zinda dafnauga

Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai,
aaj nahin aaya, kaha na kabhi kabhi aata hai

Ek aadmi Ki Biwi Gum Ho gaiee. Who Ramji ke Mandir gaya. Ramji ne kaha, Wats baaju mein Viraajmaan Hanuman se Prarthana kar, meri bhi unho ne dhoondhi thi.

Burraaah......
Sara syllabus padh liya...
Bas books aur notes padhne reh gaye hain...

Jo juldi mile woh hai gum, jo dair se mile woh hai paisa,jo kisi kisi ko mile woh hai pyar, jo kismat se mile woh hain AAP.

Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also die. Wife- Why do you want 2 die? hosband- bcoz ma itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta:!

Pathan sitting on the top of the mountain and studying.. When a person askied what he was doing.. He replied.. Oye! higher studies yaar...

Laloo: 2 his P.A.: Itne khilari kyun football ko laat mar rahe hai? P.A.: Goal kar ne k liye. Laloo: Susra, Ball to pahle se hi gol hai aur kitna gol karenge.!

Woman: Sir , mein apne ladke ka naam kya rakhoon?
Ajit: Iskaa naam Peter rakh do!
Woman: Mera doosra ladkaa bhi hai , jo iskaa twin hai. Mein uskaa naam kya rakhoon?
Ajit: Uskaa naam Repeter rakh do!

Musharraf said to his mother. Ammi mari B.V , M.M.A walon sey meli hoi hai! Jab bhe kamray main jata hoon kehti hai wardi utaro.

Jise koyal samjhe, woh kauwa nikla.
Dosti ke naam par hauwa nikla.
Jo roka karte they humein sharab peene se,
aaj unki jeb se pauwa nikla.

Teri doori ka ehsaas jab satane laga.
Tere sath guzra har lamha yaad aane laga.
Jab bhi bhulane ki koshish ki.
Tu dil ke aur karib aane laga.

Fa=40/ Rexona=35/ Safeguard=30/ Lux=40/ lifeboy=15/ Silk=30/ Imperial=20/ Plz inn main say koi bhi lay lo but aaj naha lo...plz...hahahaha

Husband aur wife hotel me gaye tabhi 1 lady ne
Hello kiya,
Wife- koun thi wo?
Hus-Tum dimag kharab mat karo, main pehle hi pareshan hu ki woh bhi Yehi puchegi.

Yeh tumhara SULAGTA hua JISM ...KAPKAPATAY HONT....LARKHARATI AAWAZ...THARTHARATA BADAN ...mujhe pehle se shuq tha ke tumhain MALARIA HAI.....

Naari ke chakkar mein bhool na jaana yaari,
Jab laat maaregi naari to yaad aayegi hamari.....
Purush bachao samiti ki taraf se Janhit mein jaari...

1986 ke girl; Mama jeans pehen lon
Mom;Na baiti log kiya kahen gay.
2006 ke girl;Mama mini skirt pehen lon
Mom; pehen baiti kuch to pehen.............

Geeta saar: SMS woh gyan hai jo baatne se badhta hai. isliye hey prani, Tu apne bill ka moh tyag, aur roz ek SMS kar. tabhi tera manushya janm safal hoga.

Sadham meets kajol n asks her " how is ur life ?" kajol says " Kabie khushi kabie gham!" n kajol asks Sadham " how about u? " n he says " kabie BUSH kabie BOMB"!!!!!!!

Rah rah kar apki yaad aati he,sms na aane ki wajah satati he,sochte rahe hum jarur koi gam he,ya ab aapke dil me hamare liye jagah kam he.?

Uneh yeh shikwa hoga ki hum unhe yaad karte hi nahi, par kambaqht unhe ye kaun samjhaye ki, hum unhe yaad kaise kare, jinhe bhool sakte hi nahi....!

Samet lo in haste hue najuk palo ko,na jane yeh lamhe kal ho na ho,Ho bhi yeh lamhe to kya maalum,shamil aapke un palo me hum ho na ho....