Hindi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 25

Bermingham, UK Main Sadar Zardari Per Joota Phenka Gaya...

Hum Is Harkat Per Ehtijaaj Karte Hain.....




Phenkne Waly Ko Mazeed Practice Karwai Jaye. :-)

Khush
hai zamana aaj pehli tareekh hai....
meetha hai khana aaj pehli
tareekh hai..!

...ACP: Arey Fredricks dekho....ye bodi ki ungli
kitni bareek hai..!

Kaise hoti hai -dhaan ki pisaaaiii......

Kaise hoti hai -dhaan ki pisaaaiii......

Kal cid mei dikhenge-imraan aur prachi desaaaiii.....

Woh Joota Sharma K Ye Kehta Hua Pehle He Gir Gaya Faraz...

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Aakhir Meri Bhi Kuch Izzat Hai.
Nahi Jana Maine Us Moonchon Waly Kuttay K Paas.

Ha Ha Ha....
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha.. :-)

What has Technology done?
Ek time wo tha jab message kabuter se bhejte the.....
1 aaj ka time hai..
Hum SMS kabutron ko bhejte hain.......Hurrrr..

Zindagi ke liye"JAAN" chahiye,
jine ke liye"ARMAN" chahiye,
hamare paas chahe kitne gum ho
par apke chehre pe hamesha.."MUSKAAN" chahiye.

==========)---- Ye mere Dadda ki Talvaar hai. Jab bhi uthegi. SMS na karne walo k liye uthegi. Aap mat Dariye aap to karte hai na .?

Marwadi Proposal:
O ri diwani tu he mahri rani
Ae Rasmalai ban ja mahri lugai
Kar le mahre se Shadi
Warna kar lungo apni barbadi.
I Luv u..

Difference between bus driver & conductor. conductor so jaye to kisi ka ticket nahi katega aur agar driver so jaye to sabka ticket kat jayega.
Gm

Duniya buri ho sakti he
Tu Nai
Log bure ho sakte he
Tu Nai
Duniya bewaffa ho sakti he
Tu Nai
Pagal theek ho sakte he

Chal chor Yaar Or suna..

7rang
7sur
7samundar
7janam
7sanskar
7 bole to
7me jeena
7me mrna
7me khana
7me pina
7me rona
7me hasna
7me milker chalna
bas yahi hai hamara7
bas aap 7dena:-)

Na asman Fata or na he Dharti Hili
Fir apne kaise Socha Humare msg se Mukti Mili
Are Hum zara se Busy Kya Hue
Apne Maan Liya K Ye Musibat To Tali

1=Simple 2=Soft
3=Jisko dekha uske ho gye 4=Romantic
5=Darpok 6=confsd.
7=Mekar
8=Lovable 9=kanjuss
10=Bht Dildaar 11=Caring
12=Saf dil 13=kamchor
14=Matlabi

Khuda se kya mangu tere vaste, Sada khushiyo se bhare ho tere raste,Hasi tere chehre pe rahe is tarah,Khusbu phool ke sath rehti hai jis tarah.

Sbhi frnds ko suchit kia jata hai
k 24 AUG ko MOB Band rkhe,
KYO K kuch sararti ldkiya hai
Jo RAKHI sms kr skti hai.
Apki zra c laparwai apko "BHAI" bna skti h.

arz kiya he, jis tarha ek machar marne se aap shikari nahi ban jaoge,, wah wah thik usi tarha 2 3 sms karne sse aap bhikhari nahi ban jaoge. hahahaha

Ladkiyo se Pyaar mat krna

Qki

Ye ati h HEER ki trah,

Lagti hai KHEER ki trah

Chubhti hai TEER ki trah

Aur

Bheek mangwati hai FAKEER ki trah.

EK HAQIQAT:Zindgi Me Kabhi Pyar Krne Ka Mann Ho
To Apni Mout Se Pyar Krna

QKi Duniya Ka Dastur He

Jise jitna Chahoge Use Utna Hi Dur Paoge

Ek baar TAMANNA ne zindagi ke aanchal me apna sir rakhkar kaha ki.main poori kab houngi to zindagi ne hanskar jawab diya ki jo poori ho jaye wo TAMANNA hi kya..

Lekar Khusiya Tu Muje Faqir Bana De
Bus Guman Ko Hi Meri Taqdir BaNa De
Unki Palke Kabi Num Na Ho,
aeKHUDA
Unke Hatho Me Esi Lakir bana de

Thnx Yaar.
Balance Mil Gaya Hai Mujhe.tumne sach me recharg karwa dia. thanx Dear.












Ye Sab Bate Kehne Ka Moka Kab DoGe

Ek Sach
Yaad Aane Ka SABOOT Mat Mango dost
Qki Jo RISHTE
Sabooto Ki Buniyad Par Khade Hote Hai
Wo Rishte
Bade Saste Aur KAMJOR Hote He

Parveen ki shaadi mai hue itne phool nichawar ....wah wah Parveen ki shaadi mai hue itne phool nichawar.....wah wah Camera man Pappu ke sath GEO NEWS Peshawar

zuba chup ho to aankhe bolti hai,

aankhe band ho to saanse bolti hai,

saanse band ho to dhadkan bolti hai,

dhadkan band ho to









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doctor bolta hai
I AM SORRY.

Kisi se itni dosti krna k hadd na rahe,
Mgr aitbar itna krna k shaq na rahe,
Wafa itni krna k bewafai na ho,
Or dua bas itni krna k judai na ho....

mere Doggie ne kiya bone ko fetch....
mere
Doggie ne kiya bone ko fetCh....
ACP kehta hai: Bureau chalke banvaayo iss mujrim ka SKETCH!!

Apki Hasi Pr DiL Qurban

Aapki Khushi Pr Jaan Qurban

Aapki Muskan Pr Zindgi Qurban

Aur Agar SMS Aana Hua Band To

Agli 'BAKRAEID' Pe AAP b "QURBAN"

Daya n Abhijeet r best friends forevr...

Daya n Abhijeet r best friends forevr...
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But in D End.....its d only thing dat matters!!!!

Zardari Ko Abhi Tak Joota Nahi Laga To Kya DEFECT Hai?


Wah Wah


Zardari Ko Abhi Tak Joota Nahi Laga To Kya DEFECT Hai?



Aakhir JOOTAY Ki Bhi Koi SELF RESPECT Hai. :-)

Tere Bina Zindagi Se Koi Shiqwa Nahi..

Tere Bina Zindagi Se Koi Shiqwa Nahi..


ACP Pradyuman Aise Hi Ungli Hilata Hai..
Use Lakwa Nahi!!