Hindi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 26

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Dekha kya se kya ho gya aapke SMS k intezar main.

Ladkon ka DIL mandir ki tarah hota h."Pavitra aur saccha"

Isliye to jab ladke I Love U kehte h to ladkiyan apni sandal utar leti h.

what is moobile,
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niche kya dhoond rahe ho,
hath me kya chappal pakad rakhi hai...

Kuch Apni Si hai Kuch Ajnabi Si Yeh Zindagi, Ab Kya Baataye Humare Baare Me Log Kehte Muskurate Bahut Ho tum Ab kya baataye Unhe Sooni Si Hai Yeh Zindagi.......

Log kahte hain ki ladkiyan zindagi hoti he
..maut nahi.?
pr log ye kyu bhool jate hain ki dhoka to zindagi hi deti hai..

maut nahi.

Msg 1 Masti he Ye call se sasti he
Nind ko Udati he Khoon ko Jalati
he Dimag ko pakati he per Apko
Humari Yad Dilati Hai

pyar karne wale pyare nhi hote,
dil dene wale dildar nhi hote,
prem karne wale premi nhi hote,
lekin yaad karne wale apne jarur hote hai...

Dil Kabhi Ganda, Kabhi Hai Naik Banda, Dil Ka Bharosa Kaise Koi Kare??....Dil Kabhi Thanda, Kabhi Hai Atom Bomb Sa,Ye Dhamaka Kaise Koi Sahe…..

W1y w2y w1y
W5x w1y w2y



Nahi samaj aya?
Zara ulta karke dekho











Ha ha ha






abe ullu
Jab sidha samaj nahi aya to ulta kya Khak samaj me ayega..

Aksar pyar me log " Suicide " kar dete hai ...kabhi dosti me aaj tak sunaa ......nahi na.........

Most painful situation other than love is when u waiting for ur frnd after exam..Thinkng.,"Saala abi tak nahi aya, lagta hai paas ho jayega"...

Kisi ko Itna Na Chaho k Bhula Na Sako

Zindagi, Dost Aur Mohabbat Teeno Be-wafa Hote Hain.

Most innocent and heart touchng lines said By a True Lover to his Girlfrnd on Brk Up..
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Behen mere gift to wapas kar de..

Teri bhabhi ko de dunga !!

Teacher:
Main Ne Subha Ko Khoobsurat Larki Dekhi
Iss Ka Future Tense Batao?



Student:
Mai Kal Tak Wo Larki Phassa Loonga. :-)

Agar raat ki tanhai me koi karwate badalne par majboor kre,chupke se kan me awaz kre,hath pakad le,chupke se gaal chum leto ALLOUT Lagao machchhar bhagao.

When do Girls & Boys (Specially Girls) Change Their Mobile Numbers Definitely?



Ans: Befor Marriage!
Larrkon ko Item Logon Se Chhutkara,
Aur Larkiyon ko Funter Logon se Chhutkara!

Pyar k phulon me humesha khile aap..
Khushiyo k jhulon me humesha jhule aap..
Khuda se mange to kya mange hum..
Bas yahi chahte hai hume kabhi na bhoole aap..

Kitne % Bhartiyon ko Lagta hy k Salman Khan, Katrina Kaif se Shadi Karega?

Ans: 10%

Bcoz
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Rest of the 90% wants to Marry Katrina Kaif themselves.

Hum jab is duniya se jayege to
Itni khusiya or apnapan de jayege
ki tum jab kabhi yaad krongi is pagal ko, to
hansti aankho se bhi aansu nikl aayege..

Breaking News:

Indian Top Actress
"Katrina Kaif" Died in New York.


Aby Film NEWYORK Main Yaar.

Aise thorri Marny Donga Tumhari Bhabhi Ko... :-)

"Dost" ka matlab ? D=> door rehker bhi jo paas ho.O=> ouro se zeyada khar ho.S=> sabse pyara jiska ahsas ho. T=> takdir ko jiski talash ho.. .-(1. sms bhej do.)

Zindagi Mei Race Kabhi Mat lagana.

Why?

Kyun k aapka naam change ho sakta hai.

But How?

Because Jo Jeeta wohi "Sikandar"..

Tomato
Potato
Brinjal
Ginger
Carrot
Lemon
Onion
Garlic
Cabbage
Cauliflower
Capsicum
Chilly


Confused..?

"VEG"







SMS hai.

Kisi ko bhi bhej sakte ho!

EK BAT BOLU


NaraZ mt hona


Bolde



Soch lo




Ham




Tumse



bahut



Pyar





se keh rhe h
sMs kr diya kro nhi to..mobile chori krwa denge......

mafi nama
agar meri miss bell sms se aap pareshan hai.
agar tang ho to bina jhijhak k apne mob. ko khench kar deewar par mare...
na rahega phone na bajegi tone...

holi k din aap mere ghar mehmaan ban kar aana,
hum aapko cold drink, pizza, aalu paneer, gulab jamun, ice cream,







ki photo dikhayenge...

tarif to sabhi karte hai mere sms ki,
magar sms ka jabab koi nhi deta,
hum to sabhi ko roz yaad karte hai,
par hume koi yaad nhi karta,

Boy-I Lov u.

Grl-Meri chappal ka size pata h kya.

Boy-Oh ho...
Propose kiya nhi ki GIFT maangna bhi shru..

aisa bhi kya kasoor humne kar diya,
jo aapne is tarah hume gair kar diya,
maaf karna humari galtiyon ko,
jinki wajah se aapne hume yaad karna chod diya...

The very sweet meaning of SALAM,
S-sda khush rho
A-abaad rho
L-lajawab rho
A-aarzu puri ho
M-mujhe duawao main yaad rakho
so special SALAM 4 u...