Hindi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 30

Usay keh do k wo kisi or se ''pang'ga'' ka na sochy Gaalib

Ek me hi kaafi hoon umar bhar uski "be iizati" k liye.

Are Barish shuru ho gayi














yaha kya dekh rahe ho.. bahar dekho.

Aalsiyon utho,Dushman sms pe sms Kar rha hai.Aur tum chhupkr baithe ho,Badla lo wo 1 sms kre to tum 5 kro,Tehas nehas kar do dushman ke inbox ko.
GM

Dost B Ho Wafadar B Ho,
Didar Na Ho To Kia Faida?

Piyar B Ho Beshumar B Ho,
Izhar Na Ho To Kia Faida?

SMS B Ho Mazedar B Ho,
"REPLY" Na Ho To Kia Faida,

Itni badtameez larki mainey zindagi main nahi dekhi FARAZ

Sab k samne jo mere kan main kehti hai..




"Ap k account ki raqam is call k liay na kafi hai".

Pata he hum CHLORMINT kyu khate he..?

Kyuki 5-Star Cadbury Perk Dairymilk Kit-Kat or Munch “50 paise me” nahi aati.

Ab dubara mat puchna

Agr SIYASATDAAN Doctor banana shuru ho gaye.
To sab se pehla kam wo kya karen ge?
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Doctor Bananey k liye M.B.B.S Ki sharat khatam. :-)

Na jany wo Neend K Nashay men itna kesy Doob jaaty hen,,,,


Ham to Karwat Bi BadaLty hen to manji cho0n cho0n krti hy...

Agar Girlfriend SMS ki Tarah Hoti

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Life k inbox Mai Aai
Enjoy Kiya
Jigri Dost ko Forward Ki
Aur Phir
Apni Life Se Delete Kar Diya.

Mujhay Tum yaad nahe AataY...

LoGoN saY aur apneY aap saY...

yeh Baat Keh keh Kar...

maiN thak GayA hooN... ;->

Cigrette Aap ki Zindagi 8 Minutes Kam Kar Deta Hai.

Aur

Muskurana Aap ki Zindagi 8 Minute Zyada Kar Deta Hai.

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Haste Raho Aur Peete Raho.

Jholay Laal

Wo mujhse pochta ha kis kis k khwab dekhte ho
..."FARAZ"..

Be khabar janta nahi k yaaden Uski soney kahan deti hain..

Hum ne un ko mis call day kar
Apni yaad dilai thi Faraz...
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Us ne msg kar k kaha:
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"Kya Taqleef hai..?"

Tum Se Acha To Kutta Hay

Faraz..!


Kam Se Kam Larki Palat Palat Ke Dekhti to Hai...

ke,

Kahin Aa To Nahi Raha...

Larka Apni Girl Friend Se:

Tum Bin Main Mar Jaunga PARVEEN

Wah Wah Wah

Tum Bin Main Mar Jaunga PARVEEN

Wo Muskurai, Or Boli
"AMEEN" "AMEEN" "AMEEN"

Kuch Dost Meri Zindagi Main PAAD Ki Tarah Hain.


FARAZ


Mehsoos To Hotay Hain, Par Dikhai Nahi Detay.

Humain to Andheron se Muhabbat si ho gai hai Faraz...


Ye Genrator le ja k kisi aur ki Dehleez pe saja do.

Hum to jazz k office call kar ke

tarha tarha ki gaaliyan suna rahey thay "faraz" , , .

Lekin..

Un ke is jawab ne sharminda kar dia

"Aur Sunao"..??

Ab hum tum se roz roz milne nhi aa skte Faraz,


Kyu k petrol ek din baad phir mehnga ho gya hai.

Hum ne tanhai may bhi tum ko chaha hai "faraz"...



warna log to tanhai mein nargis ki cd dekhtay hai...

Lo G ek baar phir
Petrol mehnga krne par.


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Naara masom awam ka
Z@rdri hai haram ka
Z@rdri hai haram ka.

Aik he kambal main ghuss gaye Mohsin aur Riaz...


Kyu ke pankha full speed se chala ke bhaag gaya Faraz...

Kya Michale Jackson sb se acha
Dance krta tha?
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Nahi
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Sab se acha dance Pakistani "AWAM" krti hai
Haqoomat nachati hai ur awam nachti hai.

1 Bohat hi Cute Larki ko Maine Kaha
"I Love u"

Usne Muje Kiss Ki or Galay Lga k Apna Mob No. Dedia Or Dinner Par Le Gai..

Moral:
JALO SAALON JALO

Teri har suba muskurati rahe
teri har shaam gungunati rahe
tu jise bhi mile iss tarah se mile ki
har milne wale ko teri yaad satati rahe

Wo Apne Mun Per Colour Laga Kar Aai
Aur Mujhse Ye Kehne Lagi FARAZ...



Hara Laal Neela
Mun Karlo Rangeela... :-)

'Ghalib ko Nahatey hue apni mehbooba yaad agaye.

To Farmaya.....

Dil mein hai tumhara Aks

Dil mein hai tumhara Aks

Or

Hath mein hai naya Lux.....:-)'

Wapsi Ka Safar Ab Mumkin Na Hoga Faraz....

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Hum Nikal Chukay Hain Ghar Se CHEENI Ki Talaash Main.

Cheel urri ...

Kaw'wa urra.!,'

Maina urri,.,'

Chir'ria urri....,'

gadha urra.,.,'


Oo...sorry

jaldi main aap ko b urra dia...

Suhaney mosam main tumhara saath ho,
Garm bister main kambal orhay tum pass ho,
Mere hont tumhien choney ko tarsain,
Kash aisa kabhi ehsaas ho!