Hindi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 29

Bhool gye Ya
Bhulna chahte ho
Door kr diya
Ya door jana chahte ho
Ajma liya
Ya ajmana chahte ho
MSG kr do
ya ab HADDIA TUDVANA chahte ho

Kisi ki taraf dosti ka haath itni jaldi na berhao!


Ho sakta hai us nay...







Washroom se aa kr haath na dhoey hon!
-Commandar Safegaurd

Santa-Teri Sabse Badi Takat Kya He

Banta-Meri Patni

Santa-Sabse Badi Kamzori ??

Banta-Dusro Ki Patni..

Pakistani Cricket team ko Hollywood Movie ki offer Hui Hy.
Yousuf Hero hoga.. Movie ka Naam Hy..
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11 IDIOTS....

BREAKING NEWS PJ:-

What is "Sakshi's" name after marriage with M.S. Dhoni ??
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" S.M.S. Dhoni "

Delhi Mai Kuch Dair Pehle Operation Shuru ho Chuka hai:

Aap Logon se Request Hai, Plz Dua Kijiye


Bhagwan Jaane Ab Kya Hoga?


Ladka ya Ladki..!!

Sar jukta hai SHARAM Me Sar jukta Hai ADAB Me Sar Jukta Hai LIKHNE Me & Sar Jukta Hai 'DON' Ka Message Padhne Me.

Apni juban ki taqat apne un PARENTS par kabhi b mat aajmao jinhone tumhe bolna sikhaya hai, aur Is sms ko itna felao jitna tumne apne parents se pyar paya hai..

Apni Pasand ka Fruit Chose Kren

Apple
Lemon
0range
Grapes
Mango
Pineapple
Banana
Chery






0r Kharid Kr
Kha Lain..
Muje Aap ki Sehat Ka Bohat KhayaL HAi

BARIS K MOUSAM ME APKA DIL MACHLTA HOGA,
PANI ME BHIGNE KA DIL KARTA HOGA
ISME APKI GALTI NAHI
IS MOUSAM ME HAR MENDHAK KA YAHI HAL HOTA HAI.

Bewafa ki 4 nishanian hy

1-buhat kubsort hota hy

2-jb bat karo to dil jet lata hy

3-jab tak yad na karo yad nahe karta

4-or jb sms karo to jawab nahe deta.

Inme se koi 1 chez select karo
1.Hathoda
2.pathar
3.Gun
4.Pipe
5.Tube
6.Shoe
7.Rod
8.Danda

Or


apne
sar pe zor se maaro...
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Shayd meri yaad aa jaye.

Usne jo shair mara to wah wah hogai

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WAH WAH WAH

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USne jo shair mara to wah wah hogai .

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mene jo shair mara to shairni beva hogai.

Truth of Life " Agar aapki Ankh Khubsurat hai to aapko Duniya Achhi lagegi Lekin agar aapki Zuban Khubsurat hai to aap Duniya ko acche lagoge"....!!!

Kabhi kabhi Jee to ye Chahta hai k Duniya k sb se Khubsurat or Haseen Insan ka Qatal kr don
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Mager bad ma
Socha hon k
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Khud-Kushi to
Haraam hai..:-

Hzraaat, 1 Zroori ELaaan Suniye...
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Hzraat,Apne Dmagh ka ilaaj krwaiye,Q k ELAAN suna jata hy
Prha nhi jata.;-)

What is Your Name?

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Aray Pagal Tujhay Apna Naam Bhi Nahi Aata

Jo Neechay Dekh Raha Hai.

bewakoof ...;->

"Kiss Qadar Anjan hai yeh "Silsila-e-ISHQ" bhi..!

Muhabat to Qaim rehti hai, magar "Insan" toot jatay hain...,

( ' :') ('; ' )
Mujhe tumse itni shiddat se muhabet ho gai hai.
K ab tum bin reha nehi jata tumhare bin neend nhe ati

I love u

I mis u

Ab a jao na

My dear

Light !

Hum "MOHABBAT" wale,,
Ap husn wale
Hum "DIL" wale
Ap dolat wale
Hum "SMS" krne wale,,
OR,,
Ap sirf...
Free me parh k
"MUSKURANEY" waley.

Beti: Ammi Ye Mard Kya Hota Hy, Or Khusra Kya Hota Hai?

Ammi: Beti Agar Message Ka Jawab De To Mard

Agar Na De To Khusra

Yaad Karte hain Yaaron ko,
to yaad se dil bhar aata hai,
Kabhi saath raha karte the sab,
Aaj sabko saath dekhne ko dil taras
jaata hai...

Mujhse Ab Ye "Judai" ka "Gham" Piya Nahi Jata Farazz...



Mujhey 2 Glass "SPRITE" K He Pila Do "Baraf" Daal K. :-)

Kahta hai pal pal tum se ,ho k dil ye deewana
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',',('.')>,',
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barish ka hai mausam Ragad-Ragad k nahana.

Hum Se Khailti Rahi Duniya Taash K Patton Ki Tarha...!
"DOSTO"

Jis Ne Jeeta Us Ne Bhi phainka'
Jis Ne Haara Us Ne Bhi phainka.

Kisi dost ko fazool na samjho.
KYUN K
Jo darakht phal nahi deta WOH saaya zaroor deta hai.

Chand se rohsni ziyada aur sitaron se kam nikli...

Wah Wah...

Chand se rohsni ziyada aur sitaron se kam nikli...

Aur jab bhi mein ne aap ko dekha..

Meri hansi ek dum nikli..

Mujhe ji Bhar K
Rone DO


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Sari Ladkiyo K
number Mobile Se
Papa Ne Delete Kar
Diye Hai.

Badati Mahngai
Aaj Se 25 saal Baad-

Chawal-2Rs/Dane
Gehu-1Rs/Dane
Tel-6Rs/Boond.

"Koi 3 ITEM Lene Par Deshi Ghee Muft Sunghaya Jayega"

Breaking News:



Pakistan cricket team has complained in ICC about Australia that:



Ye baray larkay le aye they hum jabi haar gay..: