Hindi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 37

Wo kon se 3een janwar hai jin
K dant bahar rehte hai?
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1-Haathi(Elephant)
2-Sumandari seal(Sea Lion)
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3sra
Zoordari

Kuch loog jotioon ke qabil hoty hain..

Jaisy aap..


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K E S C walo ko dekh lain...

Har bat apne pr mat lejaya kraeen..

Yaar aik bat batao

Aap kitne sharif ho

Parhe likhe ho

Achi job hai

Family statis hai

Decent ho

Khuddar ho

Kabil-e-fakhar ho

aur paise wale b ho

Lekin phir bhi tumhary
Sms nahi Aatay
Q?

kabhi yad aye to aik bar kehna,
kabhi barish ban k in ankho se na behna,
Dost na sahi AJNABI he rehna,
magar

*KABHI*
*ALVIDA*
*NA KEHNA*

tabiyat kharab thi doctor ko dhikhaya,
doctor ne kaha:kisi pagal ko sms karo thik ho jayega.
tumhe sms kiya aab aachha lag raha he........

Mere dil ko tab bahut jhatka lga,
jab maine mandir me 1 ladki ko cigarate pite dekha,
Ghor kalyug u cant belive mere hath se to
Daru ki botal hi gir gayi.

Har Subah Ko Aapni Sanso Me Rakho. Har Shaam Ko Aapni Baahon Me Rakho. Har "JEET" Aapki Hai. Bas Aapni "MANZIL" Ko Aapni Nigaho Me Rakho.

Tera Milna, Naa Milna
Kismat ki Baat Hai
Tera Kisi Aur se Jaa Milna
Ye to upar wale ki khuraafat hai

Zuban me phool hain aur lafzon ke hath me pathar
kaho jo dosti isko to dushmani kya hai..

Sab se smart kaun?
- TUM
Sab se strong kaun?
- TUM
In sab mein tum se zyaada kaun?
- HUM
Lekin duniya mein, sab se achha dost kaun?
- HUM TUM

Jab Tak Zinda Raha

Msg Karta Rahonga

Jab Msg Na Bhejon, To Ye Mat Samajhna K Marr Gaya

Balke

Samajh Lena
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Bhai Par Bachiyon Ka Load Ziyada Hogaya Hai. :-)

Hum Dil se Salam karte hain,
Apna har lamha Apke nam karte hain,
Ye or bat ha k zara door rehte hain Apse,
magar yad Apko har sans k saath karte hain.

Mohabbat insan mai aik sharif jazbay ka naam ha, jisay nikal diya jaye tu Insan or Hewan mai koi farq nahi rehta.

Na Jane Log Kun Darte Hain

Kuch Log To SMS B Nahi Krte Hain

Or Kuch Aise B Hain Ap Jaise Is Duniya Me,

Jo MIS CALL Mar Ke Bhi,

Balance Check Karte Hain.

log the
Zbrdst ghar me ghus gae
Ur
Bed room se use utha k le gae
Ksi ne meri ek na suni
Jate hove keh gae
“Baki Qistaein de kr apna TV le jana”

Tu Wo Zalim hy Jo Dil Mein Reh Kr Bi Mera Na Ban Saka "Ghalib"

Aur Dil Wo Kafir hy Jo Mujh Mein Reh Kr Bhi Tera Ho Gaya.!

Purane waqaton main ur Aaj kal main
Kya faraq hai?
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Purane waqaton main na bijli hoti thi
Na bijli k bill
Aaj kal bijli to hoti nhi pr bijli
Ka bill zaror hota hai

Are o item
Kesa he re?
Bole to
Apun Ko tera bUHt YAAD aa rela he
Q.K
Jindgi me apun Ko 1 hi DOST mila
Wo B eKdam jhKas=
To
misS to Krny Ka na
Bole to

Chief Justice ne kaha hai k
Loadshading khatam hone
Tk bijli mehngi nhi ho gi
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Lo G mubarak ho agle 100 saal tk
Sasti bijli estamal kro

Fursat mile tu kabhi 'HUMEIN' b 'YAAD' kar lena
¤FARAZ¤,,,


Bari PUR RONAQ hoti hain 'YAADEIN'
'HUM' 'FAQIRON' ki.'

Hassi k lye GHAM qurban,

Khushi k lye ANSOO qurban,

Dost k lye JAAN bhi qurban,

ur

agr dost ki girlfrnd mil jae,

To sala DOST bhi qurban

"ZndGi" Tu hE Bata Kaise Tujhy "Pyar"
KaroOn. . ?

Teri Har "SÄaNs" Meri Umar "Ghata" Deti hAy...

Phatan: Tmhe pta hai k Garmi ka ek Fyda bhi hai
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Major Rohail: Kya?
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Phatan:
Very Simple yaar
SARDI nhi lagti

Har pal to khushbo me khile

Mehken sada din rat tere

Khud ko kabhi tanha na smajhna

Meri dua he sath tere.

Kya samjhe?

Major Rohail:
Tum Nasha kyu karte ho
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Santa:
Pilot to ban nhi saka socha JAHAZ he ban jaon

Agar Aap k paas zara B waqt ho to Mere is sawal ka jawab dain


Sawal ye hai k

Wo Konsa Cartoon ha?

Jo Is Waqt Mera Sms Parh Raha ha?

Hanso mat Jawab do;-)

Garmi ur loadshading se bachne ka tareqa
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Pta chle to muje b bta dena
Qasam see bohat garmi hy

Zindgi mai agr kuch krna hai to aisa kr jao k jis gli se bhi guzro

hr ghr se tumhen pukara jae...

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O SHEHZADYA

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Idron v Koora chuk le...

Height of Kanjoosi

Major Rohail ka 1 rupeya 5ve manzil se gir gya
Major Rohail bhgate bhagte neche gya
Pr rupya na mila
Kyu?
Kyu k Major Rohail rupye se pehle neche pohanch gya

Mujh se achi qismat to tere bathroom k lottay ki hai
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main teri deed ko tarsun or woh teri duniya dekhey..