Hindi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 38

Mai kuch din apny exam ki tension ke waja se khamosh tha
Piyaroo

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Tum samjhe k maa da ladla sudhar gaya :-)

Humain to Apno Ne Lota,

Gairon Main kahan dam tha,

Roti, kapra,
Makan ko to Chhoro,
Aj Subha Lote Main Pani kam tha..

Sachi muhabbat kya hay?

Jab teri mehbooba ki naak beh rahi ho,
Aur tu usy chaat le...

Aur tujhe uska zaiqa rafhan custard
jaisa lage to samajh lena,


Mere Dost That You Are In LOVE...

Es msg me mera naam dhundo.

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Nahi mila.?

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Ghor se dekho.!

Oper contact Name nazar nahi Aarha.?

Kardi na pathano wali harkat…!

Yeh sms jis insaan ko milta hai woh 5 second baad mar jaata hai.
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Nai marey?
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Yeh offer insano k liyay hai:-)

Shukar ada karo us KHUDA ka k jisne mujhe dunya me bhejdia..


Warna..


24 ghnte khali mobile Screen ka mo dekhna prta

NA SHUKRO...=

Life is a little haraami & we are little haramkhors too. Wen we find some1 whose haramkhori is matching ours, we fall into mutual harampanti & cal it Frndshp...

Universal msg 4 every girL...

"Kisi bhi khoobsurat larki ko daikh
kr jealous na ho balkay ye socho
k agr ye itni pyari hai to
isska bhai kitna pyara hoga!"

Na to Ap zyada socha karo,
Na kisi bat ka ghum kya karo,Na kisi ko Dil dea karo,
Na kisi ka Dil Lea karo,
Healthy Life jea karo,
Roz Roz Good milk pia karo

Main Sirf Ye Soch Kar Paper Khali De Aata Hon

K Kahin Teacher Ye Na Kahen


K Aagay Say Jawab Deta Hai. :-)

Jo mujhe 30 ka load na kare. ALLAH use,,,

“Z@RDARI”

jesi izat.

“Obama”

jesi rungat.

“Shekh Rashid”

jesi jawani.

“Nawaz Sharif” jesa hair style.

or

“Chaudry Shujat” jesi awaz dy.

Mohabat pehli bar ho to
“Bhola pan”

Doosri bar ho to
“Apna pan”

Teesri bar ho to
“Dewana pan”

Aur agr
bar bar ho to
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O Hello!
“Banda Ban”

Dunyia mein 2 tarha k løg hain 1 haseen aur 2sry zaheen...


Haseen
wøh jis ka msg aap parh rhe hain,


Aur



Zaheen
wøh jis ne yeh msg aap kø send kia hai..

Apki himat kese hoi mere bare me logon
Ko kehne ki
K mai

Sweet
Cute
Smart
Beautiful
Inteligent

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Agr muje NAZAR lag jati to?

Muhabbat ho jaye..

Yaa..

Machar kaat lay..


Anjaam aik hi hay..
:-)

Raat ko neend nahi aati.
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Happy Macher Season.

Kbhi hath pe
Kbhi hont pe
Kbhi ankh pe
Kbhi Gal pe
Kbhi nak pe
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Kiss
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Qadar MAKHIYAN tang krti hai
Garmi mai..

Agar apki ankh Khobsurat hai to apko dunya achi lage gi,
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Agar apki zuban khobsurat hai to aap dunya ko ache lago ge..!

ACP pradyumn: Daya, ye darwaza tod do. . .

Wah wah . .

Daya ye darwaza tod do. . .

Wah wah . .

Daya: Sir, ye Refrigerator ka darwaza he. Isse to chhod do.

3.Aachi Baten

1.Kisi ki sharafat ko uski buzdli na smjna..

2.Kisi ki sachai ko uski bewakoofi na samjna

3.Kisi ke khuloos ko kabhi time pas na samjhna.

Mohabbat ki raahon mein Do hi manzile hain,

Ae mere mehbood,

Ya dil mein utar ja
Ya Dil se Utar ja

Apne khayalon ki hifazat karo kyun k yeh tumhare alfaz ban jate hain,

Apne alfaz ki hifazat karo kyun k yeh tumhare Aamal ban jate hain

Zabardast Baat*

Naiki Kar Ke Aisay Bhool Jaya Karo..!!

Jaise Gunah Karte Waqt Apne Rab Ko Bhool Jaate Ho...

;****; o( @..@ )o "(---)" Paichan kaun? Bandar bi nai, Monkey bhi nai, Tumhare bachpan ki photo hai.

Lux=Rs 22
Palmolv=Rs 18
Capri=Rs 20
Lif boy= Rs 16
Dove= Rs 95
Safgard= Rs 18
Tibet= Rs 10
Noor= Rs 19
Detol= Rs 25
in me se koi b lelo lekin plz
"NAHa" lo.

Zarra-Zarra kar ke Teri yaadon ka mahal banate hai Zarra-Zarra kar ke Teri yaadon ka mahal banate hai ILLEGAL construction kehke M.C.D wale tod jaate hai.

Jb meri koi call na aye,




jb koi sms na aye,




jb koi missed call b na aye,




To.....!




smaj lena k.



"APP K DOST"
Ko 100 wALE CArd ki zAr0rt hy ;->

Kabhi aap Mere ghar mehman Ban k aana...
Hum aapko-Cold drinks Chiken Biryani. Allu Panir. GulabJamun. aurICEcream ki Photo Dikhaynge.

keep smiling

"Jo shaks apni pocket money se apne doston ko treat deta hai.
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.kamyabi hamesha us k kadam chomti ha..!!"

William Muft Khor. ;-)

Boy To Girl :

Thanx

Girl :

Welcome, But For What?


Boy :

Abhi Jo Tum Mujhe Apna Number Do Gi Is Liye...

Kal Raat, Böhat Dinö Baad, Kitab Khöli tö Ehsas howa,
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K kitabain khol k jo neend ati hae wo kisi or cheez se nai ati...:)