Hindi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 36

Ye keh kar FARAZ ne

larkiyon ko truck k neechey dey diya.... .. .

bachna ae haseenon lo main agaya.

Aaj Titanic ki 125th anniversary hai
So sab pyar karne walo se request hai ke
Titanic ki yaad ko taza karte hue
Apne Mobile ko 2 minutes tak pani mein rakh dein..!

Breaking News on ZEE NEWS.

Pakistan mai loadshedding khatam

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Abhi itna hi suna tha k light chali
gae:-(

Kisi Unknown Number se Miss Call Ya Call Aaye to...

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Receive Kar Lena,

Ho Sakta Hai,

Tumharay Kisi Jannay Waly Ne Apna No Change Kar Liya Ho. :-)

Likhi thi jitni bhi khat tu ne mujh ko Faraz

Ab sab phar diye
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Abba ji ne khol k DARAZ

Kaushalya thi prabhu Ram ki mother...

Wah,wah!

Kaushalya thi prabhu Ram ki mother...

2 paralel lines can nvr intrsect each other..

Pakistan investigatios aur Scotland

Yard ki nakami k baad,

Banazir Bhutto murder case ab Sony T.v ki

CID team ko de dia gaya hai,

Umeed hai ke

Ab ye case aik ghante mein hal ho jaye ga ...

"Faraz" Kabhi Tum Ghor Se Dekho Aaina..,

"Faraz" Kabhi Tum Ghor Se Dekho Aaina..,

Har Maal China..

Har Maal China...

Dekho Ab Shrmane Ki Zrurat Nahi,

Na Hi Kisi Se Drne Ki,

Sb K Samne Khul K iqrar Kro

K tum Mujh Se!


Tum Mujh Se!


Tum Mujh se!

Zyada
Kanjoos Ho..

Hamari Aaj Ki Ghazal Ka Unwaan Hai "KHAMOSHI"

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Ghazal Sunne Ka Bohat Bohat Shukriya.

"SHAETAN" ne kaha:

kisi NAIK insan ka number do mai us ko tung karon ga!

maine AAP ka number diya to "SHETAN" bola:

Abay marwaya ga kya,

yeh to BOSS ka number hai..

Jisko chaha FARAZ Ne, Wo Kisi Aur ki Ho Gayi.




Lo Batao Yaaro!



FARAZ k Saath Bhi Chutyapa ho Gaya. :-)

Aisa janvar ka naam
batao jo bilkul
kutte jaisa dikhata
hai
lekin sirf 3 pero par
chalta hai?






sacho



langada kutta

Itna Na Yaad Aaya Karo K Raat Bhar So Bi Na Saken FARAZ


Subah Ko Surkh Aankhen Dekh K MAA Kehti Hai.






"KANJRA RAAT CHARAS PI K SOOTA SI". :-)

jab kutte ki maut
aati he...

























to kutta mar jata he
Aap tension mat lo..

santa ny 24 ghantay pani mein saans rok kar naya aalmi record qayem kar diya hai
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janaze ka ailaan baad mein kiya jayega..

karan-arjun dekhane gaye ramgopal varma ki aag.
wah
wah

karan-arjun dekhane gaye ramgopal varma ki aag.
interval me karan bola bhag arjun bhag

1 Larka 1 Larki Ko Park may
Kiss Karnay Ki Koshish Kar Raha Tha kay
Aik Dam awaz Aayi;
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ZEE NEWS:
Har KANJAR Par Nazar...!

Question: Collage Me Ladkiyo Ke Kitne Naam Hote Hai?



Ans : 4
1) Tere Wali
2) Mere Wali
3) Teri bhabhi
4) Meri bhabhi..
B-)

Apne dosto ko main kese samjao Faraz,
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K mohabbat msg behjne se barhti hai
parne se nhi

Kya Ankhen
Kya Chehra Tumne Paya Hai
Aisa Lagta Hai
Jaise Pipal K Ped Se Koi Langur Utar K aaya Hai

Bura laga?
Nhi?

Toh Wapas Chad jao

Yaar me ye msg ap ko apne
Brand new
i.pod
6 mega pxcl camra
8 GB memory
Blue/Infra/GPRS/MMS
Ur
Touch Screen

Se to nhi kr rha
Pr
DUA krna jald az jald kr sku

1 Bar Dekho
1000 Bar Dekho
DIL na Bhare To
Bar Bar Dekho

Ye Apki Hi Tasvir Hai


,****,
( @..@ )
"(--)"

Ise Bar Bar Dekho

Main tum se bohat pyar krta hu
Main tume New Ghar le k du ga
Me tume New Gari le k du ga
Hum bhag k shadi kr le ge
Bs
Mera Metric ka result ane do

Log Aapse Jealous q hote hai?

R u intelligent?
Oh No

R u Beautiful?
Na na

R ur eyes beautiful?
Oh Nai Oye

Mai Batau?
Bcoz

I'm ur Friend

Agar Ap Ke Paas Belt Na Ho Aur Pent Dheeli Ho,

To Usay Girnay Se Bachanay Ka Sab Se Asaan Tariqa Hai Ke





Pent Ke Uper Underwear Pehan Lo...

1.Saa
2.Re
3.Ga
4.Maa
5.Paa
6.Dha
7.Nee
8.Saa.... Kripya khudko
pehchaan ne ke liye 3 aur 6
firse dohraye....

Achi Baat Tou Sab Ko Achi Lagti Hai..

Lekin Jub Tumhain Kisi Ki Buri Baat Bhi Buri Na Lage To Smjo..


Tumhen Zaleel Hone Ki Aadat Ho Gayi Hai

Kamiyab Insan banne k 3 tareeqe:

1.2.3...Bhootni k, pehle insan to banja.

Phir sochiyo kamiyab hone ka

Pata he hum CHLORMINT kyu khate he..?

Qki..5-Star Cadbury Perk Dairymilk Kit-Kat or Munch "50 paise me" nahi aati.

Ab dubara mat puchna