Hindi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 39

Apko kabhi meri koi BAAT ya SMS bura lage to aap ko pura haq hai ki,


Aap apna MOBILE zor se DIWAR me mar de,

Kyo ki aapki KUSHI me hi meri kushi hai.?

Agar tum 'BEWAKUF' ho to SMS milte hi miss call dena,
'ULLU' ho to MSG karna.
Agar 'GADHA' ho to call karna,
aur 3 o ho to kuch mat karna

Q: Pyar krke shaadi krni chahiye ya fir shaadi krke pyar krna chahiye?

Best rply:Shadi krke pyar krna chahiye pr is ki khabr biwi ya hsbnd ko n lagni chahiye.

Alladin ka chirag mila, maine jinn se bola,
Ish SMS ko padne wale ki buddhi ko 10 guna bada do. . . . ..
Jinn bola multiplication can't be applied on zero.

Sb line me aao
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kisiKo Dhakka Na Dena ok.

sbhi ko sms milega...
Jhagda nhi..

Maa ki dua khali nahi jati,
uski baddua talli nahi jati,
Bartan maanj kar bhi Maa 3-4 Bachhe paal leti he,
lekin 3-4 beto se 1 Maa nahi paali jati.

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Don ki car se petrol nikalna mushkil hi nahi na mumkin hai
Q?
Q k
Don ne CNG lagai hoi hai!

Heer ro ro k ranjhe nu keh rhi hai !!

Heer ro ro k ranjhe nu keh rhi hai !!
















Rumal de kutteya dikhda ni meri Nozzyy beh rhi hai....

Line marne k bht se trike hai jin me se 2 main ap ko batata hun...
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1.kachi pencil se.
2.paki pencil se.

Hahahahaha

Kal Rat kitab meri mujhe dekhti rahi, Or neend mujhe apni taraf khasit ti rhi, Neend ka jhoka mera mann moh gya, Kal raat fir 1 honhar student bina pdhe soo gay

I LOVE YOU.
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K Speling thik hai k nae.sirf ye conform krna tha.log pta nahi kia smj lety hain

If I Die And God Asks Me What's My Last Wish..

I'll Pause For A While To Look For Friends

And When I See You All Crying I Would Say:

Yee Jo Sab Drama Kar Rahey Hein Naa,

Inko Bhi Bula Lo :-D

Kal jab me tumhare ghar k samne se ja rha tha to...

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to kya. Ghar k agay se guzar gya aur tumhe pata bhi nahi chala...;->

Mujh Se Ab Ye "Judai Ka Gham" Piya Nahi Jata

Faraz

Mujhe 2 Glass "TANG" Hi Pila Do "Baraf" Daal Ke..

Usne sab k samne awaz lagai
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Mene awaz suni to usay pehchan liya
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Mene churi nikali
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Uski taraf tezi se badha. Aur bola



khan Bhai! churi tez kardo!

DUA KI APPEAL:

Guzarish Ye Hai K

Maine Abhi Abhi
Ek 800gm ka Kharbooza Khareeda Hai



Aap Sab Dua Karen K
Woh Meetha Nikal Aaye.

Zehrele
machhar,


Zehrele
naag,


Zehrele
keeray,



Zehrele
kutte

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Aur dosri zehreli cheeze zindagi k lye khatar naak hote hai, kya Samajhe :-)

Suvichar:-
Life me kisi ko apne se chota na samjho.
Example-
ek choti C chiti apke pero ko kat sakti hai par
app uske pero ko nai kat sakte.

Mere sapno ki rani kab aaegi tu,

Aae rut mastani kab aaegi tu,

Beet jae zindagani kab aaegi tu,

chali aa chali aa
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Oye I am talking
abt electricity!

Wo Konsa Aisa Saanp Hai Jis K Katne Se Sath Wala Insan Kush Hota Hai




Nai Pata


Bilkul Nahi?





Ludo Wala SAANP
Ha Ha Ha...:-))

KUCH NAHI






keh dya na KUCH NAHI




YAR kya ho gaya?




KUCH NAHI hai




PACHHTAO ge TUM!




Bohat DHEET ho!





Ab shauK se padho





"KUCH NAHI"

Company PJ..

Mere Haath Ka Bana Cake Zara Chakhna

Wah Wah
Mere Haath Ka Bana Cake Zara Chakhna
GARNIER FRUCTIS.. Apna Khayaal Rakna

If You Are Job Less ... !

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Krne Se Kch Bhi Nahi Milega ... ;->

LoversPark
DAIRY MILK
PERK
KITKAT
MUNCH
MILKY BAR

Ye Sab Aapke Liye









Qki Din he Suhana aaj pehli tarik he..
Mitha he khana aaj pehli tarik he
:-)

Mera dill karta he k aap ko maaroon,
Din raat maaroon,
Subho-wa-shaam maaroon,
1 jaga 8/10 maaroon,
Maarta rahun,
Daro mat miss call maarne ki baat kar raha hun

Bakre ne bakri ko seeng maara, bakre ne bakri ko seeng maara
abbbbe oyeee phir kya hua
Bakri ne bhi bakre Ko seeng maar diya

Ba adb
Ba mulaiza
Hoshiyar...
Gadhe p swar
Murkho k Srtaj
Paglo k Srdar
Snki e alam
Tajdar e Murkhistan
Ghochuo k shahnsha
sms reciv kr rhe hai
pa pa pa ......pe pe pe

Jungle Me Sher Aya Tha,
Hathi Aya Bandar Aya, Hiran Aya,
Phir Sherne Bandarse Puchha “Abe Apna Gadha Kahan Hai?”
To Bandar Bola Huzur Abi Wo SMS Padh Raha Hai…

APP JAB BHI CHAND KO DEKHO,
YAAD KARMA MUJHE,
YE SOCH KAR NAHI KI
KHUBSURAT HAI WO SITRO ME,
YE SOCH KAR KI
AKELA HAI WO BHI HAZARO ME

yeh zaruri Nai ki Aag se jal Jaye Insaan :
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Log to meere STYLE se bhi jal jate hai.