Hindi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 40

Jo Mujhe Abhi Msg Na Bheje
Wo . . . ? ? ?
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Wo Thori Der Baad Bhej Sakta Hai
Koi Tension Nahi hai

I m wating for u!/

Hum Roz Msg Q Bhejte He
Masti K liye
NO
Time Pass
No
Hum Ye Msg Apne Desh Ke Liye Bhejte Hai
QKI
PADEGA INDIA TABHI TO BADHEGA INDIA

Uffo kia krte ho
Dur hat jao
Koi dekhe ga to kia soche ga?
Aqal nahi hy kya?
Uf abi nhi karo na

Akele me krna











NAAK SAAF ;->

Hmesha Ganda Soch

aapko english ka ek word bhejta hoon,
jise aap age se padho ya piche se,
aapko apna hi naam dikhyi dega,
u-l-l-u
sorry dont mind ok

Aapki Zindgi me 5 Chize Kabhi Bhi Aa Sakati Hai- "Hum", "Humara Call", "Hamara msg","Hamari Yaad" Aur Hamari Yaad Se Aapke Face Pe Smile" Aa Gayi Na ??

har maa ka 1 sapna hota hai,
ki uski beti ko 1 handsome or intelligent ladka mile,
ab aap hi batao dosto,
1 rana kis kis ki maa ka sapna pura karega,

The worst period of college life is called
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"STUDY HOLIDAYS..!''
where you can neither study nor enjoy..! ;-)

Lahor ki larkian
lassi banati hai

Multan ki
halwa bnati hai

Faislabad ki
kchori bnati hai

Dost mano ya na mano

karachi ki larkian

sirf

bewakuf banati hai..

The King Pj: Dost ne pucha xam me "5th ans batao"




Dost ne pucha xam me "5th ans batao"








Maine kaha "melody khao aur khud jaan jao"....

- Who khud hi hu ruswa khud hi maan jaye
- Jo mein rooth jaon tu mujh ko manaye
- Meray paas aaye zara muskaraye
- Jo mein ro paroon tu who aansoon bahaye

KILLER METRO PJ: 1 nhi, 2 nhi.. ladkiyan dekhi hazaar
1 nhi, 2 nhi.. ladkiyan dekhi hazaar
passengrs plz pay attention nxt station is shyam bazaar.....!

Shadi ka wada kiya yasmin se warna
mohabbat to thi Nasreen se
anjane mein keh diya Amreen se
kya haal huwa tha pucho Parveen se
Aab tho Umeed hai sirf Tabasumm se....

School Pj:
Rainbow me 1 color hota hai violet..
Wah Wah

Rainbow me 1 color hota hai violet..
Wah Wah
Student says..











"PLz mam may i go to toilet"??..

Newton First Law of "Chichorapan".Every chichora continues to do chichorapn until & unless a tamachaa or sandal with a velocity of 9.8m/s is impossed up

Future genration,
MAA ki aanchal me sone ka sukh nhi le payegi,

Qki JEANS pehenne wali
MAA aanchal kaha se layegi.

Ye padh lena imp hai exam mein pakka pucha jaaega..
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1.Roll no
2.Exam
3.Date
4.Subject

Ab thanks bol kr rulaaogi kya?


Anything 4 u

Galat baat par Gussa ajana sharafat ki nishani hai,
Lekin usi Guse ko pee jana
ek sachhe INSAN ki Nishani hai.

NEW AD OF FAIR & LOVELY Maa: Nalayak,kaha thi itni raat tak ?Beti: boyfrnd ke saathMaa: kar aayi na muh kala?Beti: to kya hua maa, Fair & lovely hai na.

'SMS'karne me kitna maja ata hai,
But'DIL'Ghabrata hai,
Q ki'Balance'jata h,
but asli'maja'tab aata hai,
jab kanjus logo se 'SMS' Ka jawab aata hai

Jo tumhe dard de usko pyaar karo
jo tumhe pyar kare us dil ko kabhi dar mat do
kyunki tum sari duniya ke oiye ek ho magar
kisi ek liye tum saari duniya ho

Educational Song
TUTION-Idhar Chala Me udhar Chala

MATHS-Ajib dastan h ye

EXAM-Zehrli Raate

RESULT-Dhak Dhak Karne Laga

FAIL-Jag Sona Sona lage

Boori nazar se dekhoge to har ladki galat lagegi aur achi nazar se dekhoge to har sundar ladki tumhari bhabhi dikhegi.
=>TUMHARA BHAI <=

Sher likha jata he
Padha jata he
Suna jata he
Kaha jata he
Lekin jb Sher
samne ata he to Payjama uper se dhila,Neche se gila OR Peche pila hojata hai

PJ

Sherni k ghar walone hathi ka rishta thukara diya
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Ab wo unka personal matter he tu q tang ada raha he.

Kuch bewakuf sms ki 1line padte hain
Kuch bewakuf 2line padte hain
Kuch bewakuf adha sms padte hain Aapne to BEWAKUFI ki had kardi abtak pad raheho

ae.......chaddi.....ae...fasi
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oye
ye ek bank ka naam hai....
H.D.F.C...!!!!
KEEP SMILING
:-))

Aisi kaun si cheez hai,
jo kharidane wala kabhi pehanta nahi aur pehane wala kabhi kharidta nahi,
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HUGGIES..

Dost Teri Hasin ki 1 smile Hazzaron dil jeet sakti hai..
Hans k to dikha
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(<...>)
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Oye Hoye mehfil loot li jaalim ne...

samjho na samjho na

samjho na samjho na

samjho na samjho na

samjho na samjho na




is msg ka matlab samjho na

Arz kiya hai:-----
Zindgi ka maksad hai sabko pakana
wah wah
Zindgi ka maksad hai sabko pakana....
A for Apple, B for Banana.....)))