Hindi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 44

Fredricks ke sar pe 50000 ka loan hai....
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Fredricks ke sar pe 50000 ka loan hai......
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Abhijeet pata karo yeh CID wali shayari banata kaun hai !!!!

Certification ki last date nikal chuki hai…

wah wah ..

Certification ki last date nikal chuki hai…

wah wah ..

Oh my GOD Daya, ye laash to buri tarah se jal chuki hai

CID WATCHIN OM SHANTI OM

ITNI SHIDDAT SE TUMHE PAANE KI KOSHISH KI HAI

ABHIJEET NE KAHA SIR ZAROOR KISI NE CID KO PHASANE KI KOSHISH KI HAI!!!!!

Pappu ki shadi mein baj raha tha baja…

wah wah..

Pappu ki shadi mein baj raha tha baja…

…DAYA says – ” Sir, Khooni toh bagh gaya, ye raha darwaza…!!!

Chandigarh ke aage Ludhiana, Ludhiane ke aage Moga

WAH WAH ..

Chandigarh ke aage Ludhiana, Ludhiane ke aage Moga

WAH WAH ..

ACP almaari ki side se sat kar bola, Khooni zarur yahin kharha Hoga

Duniya mein jise dekho pyar dhoonde pada hai

Wah wah

Duniya mein jise dekho pyar dhoonde pada hai

Wah wah

ACP Pradyuman bola , Daya mujhe lagta hai khooni mere saamne hi khada hai.

Dekho kitna pyaara khargosh hai

Dekho kitna pyaara khargosh hai

Daya inko chhod do, ye dono NIRDOSH hai

chamche pe chamcha
spoon pe spoon
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wah wah
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chamche pe chamcha
spoon pe spoon
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abhijeet dekho ho rahe hai
khoon pe khoon

Agar chabi na mili toh hum taale tod denge,

Agar chabi na mili toh hum taale tod denge

DR SALUKHE murde se bhi sach uglava lenge !!!

Paani se khelo,aag se na khelo.....
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Paani se khelo,aag se na khelo.....
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Daya,zara in sab ke fingerprints to lelo.........~!!!!!!!!!!

5 Rupaye ka 1 samosa,10 rupaye ke do

Wah Wah !!

5 Rupaye ka 1 samosa,10 rupaye ke do

DAYA DARWAZO TOD DO

Aaj food court mein pankhe ka bara shor hai

wah wah

Aaj food court mein pankhe ka bara shor hai

wah wah

ACP pradyuman, geeta ka kaatil koi aur hai!!!

Log jaate hai Delhi dekne Red Fort ......
Log jaate hai Delhi dekne Red Fort ......

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Dr. Salunke kya aa gayi posymortem ki report !!

Garam garam jalebi… aur garma garam chaaye….. wahh wahh

Garam garam jalebi… aur garma garam chaaye

ACP- Daya Abhijeet…. khooni yahan se bhaagne na paaye….!!

8 ghante so jao .... karlo pura rest .....
8 ghante so jao .... karlo pura rest .....

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ACP kehta hai u r under Arrest !!!!

Tumhari aankhon se zyada kuch khoobsoorat nahi…….

Tumhari aankhon se zyada kuch khoobsoorat nahi…….

Abhijeet ne kaha— Dr Salunkhe.!! TAUNT maarne ki zaroorat nahi..!!

Thandi chali gayi ..... le gayi Sardi aur Khasi ......
Thandi chali gayi ..... le gayi Sardi aur Khasi ......

ACP Pradyuman ne kaha : Abh jail mein saddo ..... Tumhe lagegi Faasi !!!!!!

Gaadi kahan park karoon har jagah hai no parking ka sign……ahaaa ahaa

Gaadi kahan park karoon har jagah hai no parking ka sign….

Abhijeet ne khooni se poocha… tumne usey kyun maara..? haieenn…?

Aaj chinese khaane ka mera bada mood hai



..wah wah..



Aaj chinese khaane ka mera bada mood hai


acp ne kaha..
Daya Abhijeet..
Khooni isi kamre mein maujood hai…!

Hum to tumhare saamne hai , kya dekhte ho idhar udhar…

Hum to tumhare saamne hai ,kya dekhte ho idhar udhar…

” Mujhe wo khooni chaahiye Abhijeet… Kisi bhi keemat par…!!!”

Ladke udaay paise, grlfrnd kare maje


..wah wah..


Ladke udaay paise grlfrnd kare maje ..




CID Shukrvaar raat dus baje..

Apni mehnat ka pasina is tarah se na pocho…Waah waah..

Apni mehnat ka pasina is tarah se na pocho…Waah waah..

ACP pradyuman ne kaha Socho Daya Socho….!!

Agar manzil ko pana hai to himat saath rakhna, Agar pyar ko pana hai to aitbar saath rakhna, Agar hamesha muskurana ho to BRUSH AUR PASTE SAATH RAKHNA.

Is desh k raste kharab hai….hume achche road do…

Is desh k raste kharab hai….hume achche road do…

Soch kya rahe ho daya?darwaza tod do..

tum meri zindagi me aaye kuch is tarah tum meri zindagi me aaye kuch is tarah jaise lehrate hue kheto me pagal saand aa gaya ho.

1 Mara hua aadmi ghar se gayab hua

KAISE?

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Jaanne e liye dekhiye CID friday raat 10 baje!

Gadhon ki race..
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Fire.......
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Abay Bhaaag msg baad main parh pehle baaaaaaaaag..???.

Dr.Salunkhe gaa raha Dr.Tarika ke saath kohi geet…

Dr.Salunkhe gaa raha Dr.Tarika ke saath kohi geet…

*Wah Wah Wah Wah*…

Kuch toh gadbad hai…Abhijeet!!!

When i was sad you were there. When i was crying you were there. When i was unhappy you were there. Now i have understood ji sare fasad ki jad tu hai..

USNE KHANE K LIYE CHIPS BANAYE AALUKE

USNE KHANE K LIYE CHIPS BANAYE AALUKE

KUCH PATA CHALA DR.SALUKE ..?