Hindi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 45

1child 1Re. ka coin kha gaya. Kuch din bad poty mei uska coin bahar aa gya to child maa se bola-
AAJ BAHUT DIN BAD FASI HUI PAYMENT MILI HAI.

Kato gholo aur lagao....
Kato gholo aur lagao....

Waah...Waah...

Kato gholo aur lagao....
Kato gholo aur lagao....
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Acp ne kaha,"Daya ye no kiska he jaldi se pata lagao....

Agle Vasant Mein Yeh Kali Jaroor Khilegi....
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Agle Vasant Mein Yeh Kali Jaroor Khilegi....
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Daya, Khuni Ko Us K Kartutko Ki Saja Jaroor Milegi..!!!!!

Wo kon hain jo ucchal-ucchal k tayyar hote hai?

Apki baat nahi ho rahi janab

AB SOCHEN


OR SOCHEN

BATAYEN NA

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"POPCORN"

Arz kiya hai......

usko apne pyaar ka izhaar karu kaise........

usko apne pyaar ka izhaar karu kaise..............

DAya pata lagao, aakhir ye khoon hua kaise...!

okk no more cid shayari...
i know ki duniya pakk chuki hai..
oh my god!! ye lash to bilkul sadd chuki hai!!!

Gulab Ko Zamane Me Gul-e-Nayab Kehte Hain,
Salamat Rahe Wo Ghar Jisme Aap Rehte Hain,
Door Se Aap Ko Tohfa Kia Dain,
Faqat Bus Aapko ''SALAM' Kehte Hain.

kya hua raat me ,kaise mar gaya tony? kya hua raat me, kaise mar gaya tony?? janane k liye dekhiye CID only on SONY!!!!!!!!!! :):):):):):)

zindgi ki kisi v mor par agr aap ko faisala karna ho to dil ki suno dil bhale left me ho par decision hamesh RIghT deta hai........

Manchester united mein khelta hain rooney .........


Manchester united mein khelta hian rooney.......


daya pata lagao aakhir kya chahta hain yeh khoonee!!!!!!!........

Bhoot Raat ko Viraniyo me Q Ghumte hai...?
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Kher Chodo ye Tumhara Personal Matter hai jaha Marzi Ghumo Firo.

Charo aur IPL ki dhoom hai..
wah wah . .
wah wah..
Charo aur IPL ki dhoom hai
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ACP Pradyuman kehta hai "Daya ye Atmahatya nahi Khun Hain "..

Mujhe ek anguthi banwana hai par MOTI nehi mil raha.
Isi liye maine socha ki yeh MOTI mere kisi achhe dost ki MUSKAN se mil jati to achha hota.
Kyun MUSKURAOGI na mere liye?

Agar tyre ghumega to gadi b zarur hilegi
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Agar tyre ghumega to gadi b zarur hilegi
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ACP Pradyuman ne kaha tumne khun kiya hai saza to tumhe zarur milegi..

if u r with 1girls
its anand
if with 2 girls
maha anand
with 3girls
parama nand
but if u r with many girls
its
swami nityananda

Mumbai jana hai mumbai jaoo..
Delhi jana hain delhi jaoo... . . . . . .
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Abhijeet sheher main jitne bhi dealers hain subka pata lagaao..

god ne tujhe bhejha tu bejha lehin bejha tu aisa bheja ke bhejhe me bhejha hi nahi bhejha ye mujhe kisine bhejha isliya maine tujhe bhejha

CID dekhne alag hi ehsaas hai...

wah wah.....

CID dekhne ka alag hi ehsaas hai...
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"Daya kaatil yahi kahi aas paas hai"!!!

dosto gulab ka fool bno, q k yeh fool us k hath me bhi khusboo chod dete hai, jo ise masal kr faik dete hai

Kashmir pe India ka hamesha se Haq tha,
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Kashmir pe India ka hamesha se Haq tha,
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ACP bola'Muzhe pehle se tumpe shaq tha..'

bus chali

bhid badhi

break lagi

takkar lagi

ek ladka ladki se takaraya

ladki boli

JAANVAR ho kya ?

ladka bola "JAAN" to tum ho

hum to sirf "VAR" hai.

Dil pagal hai pyar me tere paro......
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Dil pagal hai pyar me tere paro......
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ACP bola "Fredricks ghar ka kona kona chan maro...........

Sabse himmat wala kaun hai?

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Wo jo LOOSE MOTION lagne k baad bi Gas chodne ka risk leta hai.

KKR ka worst player is Laxmi ratan shukla,
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KKR ka worst player is Laxmi ratan shukla.
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Sir, Hamara Shaq sahi nikla!

Life me chahe kitne dukh mile gam mile, apne aansu beh jane dena unhe rokna mat, qunki.... ruke hue pani me macchar ande dete hai aur malaria failate hai

Shaam ka suraj dhal chuka hai,
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shaam ka suraj dhal chuka hai..
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Oh my god sir, ye to mar chuka hai!

BADNAAM hone ka Saral tarika ?


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Kya Baat hai BADNAAM hone ka itna shoak he, k tarika dundh rahe ho.

Humare aangan mein bhi ek chota saa phool khilega..
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Humare aangan mein bhi ek chota saa phool khilega..
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Daya sabut dhundho yahi kahi milega!

Q: LOFER Or OFFER me Kya farK Hai.? Ans:Agar Koi LaDka Kisi LaDki Ko Prpose Kare to LOFER. Aur Koi LaDki LaDke Ko Prpose Kare to OFFER.!

Tide ke istemaal se sab safed ho jaega
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Tide ke istemaal se sab safed ho jaega
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Daya ne kaha,"Ek lagau to sab yaad aa jayega.."