Hindi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 56

Koi acche sMs hai kya?
Agar hai to..!
Pls



pls



pls


delete kar de na!
Jab bhejne hi nahi hai to rakhne ka kya fayda....!!!!

if power is gone in america,they call the power house.In china they check the fuse,but in India they see neighbour`s house...sabki gayi hai na to thik hai

Which r d most powerful 3 words other than I LOVE U ? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .RESULT AA GAYA. :-(

Zndgi Me
Kuch Chizain,

Apki sanso ki
dor se
bndhi hain
jo Apka Saath
Kbhi Nhi
Chorain Gi

1) Waqt
2) Dil Ki Dhrkn
3) apka saya
4) Naseeb
5) Meri duain.

1 Bat Bolu
Naraz Mat Hona
Bol Du
Soch Lo

Me




Aapse






Pyar









Se
Keh Raha Hu
SMS Kr Do
Nhi To
Khun Kharaba Ho Jayega.

Aesi kiya dua du tujko..
Jo tere labo pe hansi k pool khila de...

Bas ye dua hai meri..
Sitaaro si roshan khuda teri taqdeer bana de.

Ramchandra kah gaye sia se.... aisa kalyug aayega....dono taraf se honge SMS, par phone koi na milayega...... Bolo "Saste SMS'" ki JAI.....

Dunia me 3 loG Bahut Acche he
(',')/'
<)) 1 main
.//_

('.') FiR Main
<((>
.//_
OR
3Rd aap



Ki BIWI
(',')
<))> yani Main
_//

shadi main ladkiko itna kyo sajaya jata hain.Any guess....?
OK, I willtell u...
maal kaisa bhi ho paking achha hona chahiye

S.m.s ek bimari hai jo waqt ko barbaad kar rahi hai, aao mil ke kasam khaye ki iss bimari ko khatm kar denge ek call roz aap karo baaki miss call hum karenge.

Remember me every day, every moment warna......

1,2,3,4,5,6,7,
8,9,10,11,12,13,
14,15,16,17,18,19,
20,21,22,23,24,25,26,
27,28,29,30,31,32

ek ek kar ke saare DANT TORD DIYE JAEIN GAY.....
heheheheh

Dard or gam se aap anjan rahe.khusiyo se apki pahchan rahe.
Hamare to Dil ki sirf etni Duva hai.
aapke chere par sda Muskan rahe.

param priya mitra,
pranam.aapke sandesh na milne se
hm ati vichlit avastha me hai.
kripaya aapnechalit dubhas yantr
"sandesbejte rahe,
man prafullit rahta hai.........

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"-, .c-.-----""
/ i--'
C__J
Tere ko tapkane ka nahi

,sirf samjhane ka hai.
Ajkal tere SMS kam arele. Apun ko ye sab nahi mangta.sudhar ja..gd mrng.

ek hasina ko dekh kar arz kiya hai
" teri smile mein kya gazab ki chamak hai".
vo muskura k boli
"ARE PAGAL MERE TOOTH PASTE MEIN NAMAK HAI"

Kash Feeling Bhi SMS Ki Tarah Hoti To-Apke Gum Hum Receive Karte.Apni Khushiyan APKO Send Karte.Apki Narajgi Delete Karte. Or Apki Yaadon Ko Save Karte.

What did kangaroo say when she found her baby missing ?
Hey bhagwaan kisine mera pocket maar liya.Gud nite

Dil
Dil
Dil
Dil
Dil
Dil
Dil
Dil
Dil
Dil
Dekha!
Kitne"DIL"se msg bheja h apko.
Pehle kisi ne bheja h?
Nhi na.
To chalo fir itne hi DIL se Smile kro.

Ek jungle me sab jaanwar ga rahe the, PAAN PARAAG PAAN MASALA- PAAN PARAG!
Par Giraffe nahi ga raha tha!
KYUN?
Kyuki,
UNCHE LOG! UNCHHI PASAND! MANIKCHAND!! ;-)

5 baate Parents ki, jo Bachcho ko pasnd nahi:-

1-Itna late kyu? 2-Itne paise kisliye?

3-Ye kiski call thi? 4-kahan ja rahe ho?5-Dekho neha se kuch sikho!

Dost roothe, to rab roothe,
Dost fir roothe to jag chhoote..
Dost fir roothe to dil toote,
Dost fir roothe to LAAT MARO SAALON KO!
Roz ka ek hi naatak hai :-|

Bas karo yaar, band karo ye SMS ka khel, ab kabhi SMS mat karna, bahut ho gaya natak Tumhara.


Aisa maine kabhi kaha kya?
Nahi na.
To phir SMS kyon nahi karte.

Aap door gaye, intzaar kiya,
Aap paas aaye, feel kiya..
Aap rooth gaye, raazi kiya,
Aap yaad aaye, miss kiya..
Hab miss kiya, sms kiya..
Ek baat batao! Sab to humne kiya, aapne kya kiya???? :-|

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dekho to chehra aise khil gaya jaise bandar to kela mil gaya

Chhote log"PAISE" ki baat
karte h.

Bade log"TIME"ki baat
karte h.

MAHAN log"BAAT" hi nhi_karte,
Woh sirf"SMS" karte h.

Nikamme log sirf padhte h. Hehehe

Har sal Aata Hai,Har sal Jata Hai,
is Sal Aapko wo sab Mile
Jo Aapka
.+""+.+""+.
+ DiL +
"+. .+"
"+"
Chahta Hai

Aap GADHE ho.

bura lga.

naraJ ho ?

Gadhe means:
G-GREAT
A-ATTRACTIVE
D-DEAR
H-HONEST
E-EXCELENT

ab to khush ?

muskura rahe ho.

SACH MAI GADHE HO

Muhbt Nakam ho Jaye Tab Bhi Anso Nikaltay Hyn.
Or Agr Muhbt Kamayab Ho Jaye Tab Bhi Anso Hi Nikaltay Hain

Sochte hai ki..Ye paisa Ye pyaar Ye Dosti Ye shohrat Ye moh-maya Sab Tyag kar sanyas le lein..Par fir sochte hain PEHLE YE SAB MILE TO SAHI.!

jaan
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jaan

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jaan

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jaan

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jaan baksh do meri,mere sms ke deewano.
har waqt haath me mobile lekar mere sms ka wait mat kiya karo.