Hindi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 57

1Bacha roj mandir jata tha.or Chapal churata tha,aisa karke usne paise ikhte kiy or 1mobile kharida,vidhi ka vidhan dekho aj vahi bacha apni story pad rha h....

Gulab to Gulab Hi Hai Chahe Use Tum Sone Ke pot Me Rakho Ya Mitti Me.

Dost To Aap Hamare Hi Ho.. Chahe Aap









Central Jel Me Raho Ya Pagal khane me..!

"Bichadne K Baad Kabhi Mile Agar Zindgi Me,
To Kahi Dekh Kar Nazre Na Jhuka Lena,
"Dekha Hai Apko Kahi Shayad."
Yahi Kah Kar Haath Mila Lena...

Har ladki apne me 'RANI LAXMI BAI' hoti hai, jab mayke me rehti hai to 'RANI' jab shadi hokar jati hai to 'LAXMI' or sasural me kam krte-krte 'BAI'..

My swt heart. My,kuchikuchi. my,nonudonu. my,golumolu. my,darling. my,sweet-sweet. "DOGGY" pata nai kaha chala gaya, tumhare ghar to nahi aya;)

Jo Marzi Sakl Bnao
(?)Smilin
(! !)Cryin
(';')Angry
(':')Bored
('-')Proud
('o')Hungry
(",)Happy
('?')Confusd
(-.-)Sleepy

Par
NAHANA 2 Padega.

Duniya k 5 Muskil kaam. 1.Murgi Ko Lipstick lagna, 2.Hathi Ko God me Bithana, 3.Cockroch Ko pyar karna, 4.Machar Ko Kapday Pehnana. aur Aapko Bhul jana.

Aap Ki Ek Baat Mujhe Bahut Pasand Hai.
Aap Jab Bhi Koi SMS Karte Ho To Dil Se Karte Ho.
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Dimag To Aap K Pass Hai Hi Nahi..

Hamari jindagi me Apka Mukaam Bhut Khas Hai,har pal Ape Ki Duri ka Ehsaas Hai .Jab Apke Sms Nahi Aata Toh Lagta Hai Ki Ajj Hamare Mobile Ka "UPWAAS" Hai.

3 chezain hamesha k liye bhula do:{1) Dard{2) Gham{3)Aur Roothna,Aur 3 chezain kabhi na bhoolna:{1) Muskurahat{2) Saadgi{3) Aur "HAME

Wn u Feel Lonley n U think dat
Nobody Loves u,
Remembrs u
not Cares 4u

Then sit in d Corner
Close ur Eyes n Say These 3 Magical Words






"SAB KUTTE HAI.!."

Samay Ki Dhara K Saath Hum Chalte Hai, Hamari Is Ada Pe To Log Marte Hai, SMS Ki Duniya K Betaaj BADSHAH Hai Hum, Isiliye To Aap B Humko SMS Karne Se Darte Hai

Apka muskurana rooz ho
Kabhi chehra LOTUS to Kabhi ROSE ho
1000 pal khushi to 10000 pal mauj ho....
Bas aisa hi din apka har rooz ho..

Mana aap sabse ajeeb hain,

Dil ke sabse kareeb hain.

Na koi call na koi SMS,

kya aap SUDAMA se bhi gareeb hain...

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Tumhari Kasam mere paas v ase hi aya tha…

Lamha Lamha waqt guzr jaega..Kuch hi palo mein exam aa jaega...THODA padh le aye dost...Tu Koi ranchoddas chanchad Nhi.. Jo bina pade TOP kar jaega...

Palakon main bithaya
Sonso main samaya
Dil main basaya
Gulab se sajaya
Phir bhi sirf saat janmo ke liya paya

M.O.H.A.B.B.A.T Karoge to ye sub milega M-Maut O-Ooljhan H-Haadsa A-Aansoo B-Barbadi B-Bewafai A-Andhera T-Tanhai so dont take risk in life ok friend.

In 1975, 3 birds were flying & suddenly died & fell down..
HOW?
So simple!
Remember?
In SHOLAY?
Gabbar ne 3 goliyan hawa me chalai thi... ;-)

u r sweet
u r intelegent
u r smart
u r kind
but....


thoda aur improve karo
tabh to mere jaise ban paoge

You are biggest FOOL in the world
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uper padh liya na ab niche kya certificate dhundh rahe ho.

apni GF ko samjhao ke aise na nahaya kare

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ye to achha hua ye taswir hamne khich li koi our khich leta to..

student ne hawa me coin uchala;
head aaya to sona hai,
tail aaya to film dekhni hai,
khada raha to gane sunuga or
agar hawa me raha to...ma kasam padhunga

Kyun chalti hai pawan,
Because of evaporation .
Kyun jhoome hai gagan,
Because of earth's rotation.
Kyun machalta hai mann,
Because of disorder in digestion.
Na Tum Jano Na Hum!!!

Tu deekh ya na dekh
tara dekhnay ka gham nahi
tera na dekhnay ki ada
tera dekhnay say kam nahi

Bijla+badal=savan
aaya.

Barat+ baja= Dhula
aaya.

Ful + najare = Basant
aaya.

aap + aapki hasi=
bhago....


bhut aaya!!!!

aaj maine 1 jaan bachai.
maine 1 ladki se pucha agr main i love u kahu to kya krogi?
ladki khushi s mar jaungi maine kaha.
ja nahi kehta ji le apni zindgi

Ek multiplex me 3 film lage hai.
"ROKETSINGH","PAA" & DEDHANADHAN"
tino ko sath me milake dekho

Aap waise hi bahot khoobshoorat ho,
par jab rooth jaati ho,
aur bhi hasin dikhti ho,
kaas ye roothne aur manane ka silsila aise chalti rahe...

Roye hum iss kadar unki laash se lipatkar...
Ke laash khud uthkar boli ..
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LE TU MARLEY,
PEHLE...!!! :-);-