Munnabhai: Ae circuit yeh kutte poonch kyun hilate hain?
Bole to Dog tail shaking WHY?
Circuit: Common sense hai bhai ab poonch kutte ko to nahi hila sakti hai na.
dil hai to pyaar hai,
pyar hai to ishq hai,
ishq hai to mohabbat hai,
mohabbat hai to dard hai,
dar hai to,
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IODEX hai na......
ek purani haweli main band kamre main dhul sebhari tasvir ke peeche lage jale
main fasi makdi ki pucch par baithe machhar ki kasam "I MISS U YAAR"....!!!!!!!!!
Ikraar mein shabdon ki ehmiyat nahi hoti,
Dil ke jazbaat ki awaaz nahi hoti,
Aankhen bayaan kar deti hain dil ki daastan,
Mohabbat lafzon ki mohtaaz nahi hoti!
Boy: Tommy ne meri saari kitaab kha lee.
Mother: Usko mere pass leke aa mein usko saja deti hoon
Boy: Saja to meine de dee, uski katori wala dudh mein pee gaya
SMS ka sangrah karke kya paayega vats...? Balance ka moh tyag aur sms kar...
Mitron se sampark banaye rakhne se hi moksha ki prapti hogi... Swami
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