Hindi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 85

Bhakt Swami se: SwamiJi mera Puja Mein Mann Nahin Lagta Kya Karu??
Swami:Uss Pja Ko Mere Paas Bhejo, Shayad Mra Mnn Lag Jaaye.

The ultimate line told by every parent 2 dear child "beta dil laga k padai karo" ab unhe kaun samjhaye Dl lagane k bad pdi hoti hai kya

Ek Bhoot Ne Dusre Bht Se Kaha, Kitni Ajeeb Baat Hai Na 'Ladke Marne Ke Baad Bht Ban Jate Hai, Aur Ladkiyaan Chudel Ki Chdl Hi Rehti He

Santa se puchha ki- "Tum next janam me kya ban'na pasand karoge?
Santa-"Ek Chuha" Why? Bcoz meri wife sirf chuhe se hi darti he..!

Santa Roz 2 hours Pooja Karta Tha- "Bhagwan,Meri Lottery Lagade"
11 Sal k Baad Bhagwan Gusse Me Prakat Hue or Bole-Abe Ek Bar Ticket 2 Lele.

Ek Sardar Ko Puri Raat Machharo Ne Bahut Pareshan Kiya Uski Khopadi Sarki Srdr Ne Zeher Piya Aur Bola..."Ab Kaato Saalo, Sab Maroge.

KABHI KHAFA MAT HONA HUMSE,
PATA NHI ZINDGI KAB TAK SAATH NIBHAYGI,
AGAR AAP B HUMSE RUTH JAOGE TO
MOUT ZINDGI SE PAHLE HI AA JAYGI.

Teacher: maine tumhe kutte pe essay likhne kaha tha, kahan likha?
Sharma jr:sir kya karta. jaise hi ktte pe pen rakhta tha, wo bhag jata tha

KHODA KARE KI TUMKO JUDAE NA MILE,
KABHI BHI TANHAAE NA MILE,
MUJE SMS NA KARO TO KUCH ASA HO
KI MOSUM HO SARDI KA OR TUME RAJAE NA MILE....

Jin: Kya hukm hai mere aaka?
Aaka: mere a/c me 10 crore cash aur Karina se shaadi 10 second me kara do?
Jin: Aaka! hukm karo, haramipan nahi.

Reliance ka Palang

BSNL ka Gadda

Airtel ka Takiya

TATA ki Rajai

Uske Ander Mai & aur teri grl frnd
aur Phir

HUTCH HUTCH HUTCH HUTCH..

Hai Na Gud IDEA...

EDUCATIONAL DRAWBACK-
Ek admi roj subah ped ki daali pe chadh kar baith jata tha. poocho kyon?
Bechara MBA karke pagal ho gaya tha ,apne ap ko BRANCH MANAGER samajhta tha.

What is DUA ?
D-Dil se nikli hui awaz jo aap ko sachi khushi de.
U-Udasi aap ke qareeb se bhi na gujre.
A-Aap hamesha khush rahe.
So i always do DUA 4 u.

Bus chali dhaka laga ek Sardar ek Ladki pe ja gira to Ladki boli kya karrahe ho batmiz,Sardar bola memsab Panjab Univercity se M A kar raha hu

Aaj phir kali Ghata Chai h,
aaj phir gharwali se Mar khaih,
kahti h sudar jao per kya karu,
aaj phir Kam Wali Shajdhaj ke aayi h.

Jab aap paida hue,
Tab sara aakash JHUMA,
DEVTAO ne DANCE kia,
Ghi k diye jalaye gaye or BRAHAMAji bole: "CHALO CHUTKARA MILA".
Ab duniya wale bhugtenge.

1 Saheli dosri se tmhara zyada khayal kon krta he?
Mera pati.
Or sabse acha kon lagta ha?
Tera pati
Ohhh
Hmari aadatein kitni milt

aap hamari galli mein aaye thore sharmaye thore ghabraye thore sa myskaraye
phir zoor se chillaye Aalu cholay masalay walay.

Aaj kal mun kar
raha hai ki main
tumhe
kabhi bhi mauka
dekh kar
sabke samne
ek
k
ki
kis
kiss
kissa sunau
thanedaar ka

Mobile k rule 1,miss call karne se apno ki yad taja hoti hai.2,sms karne se pyar
badhta hai.3,call karne se apnapan mehsus hota hai,To aap kya karoge....

Ansu aap ka Niklaa aur Aankhen maree hoo, Dil aap ka Dharkay aur Dharken
maree hoo, Khuda kare Hamra Payar Itnaa Gharaa hoo, JOB aap karaa aur
INCOME maree hoo.

Sirf ik bar khaado, sirf ik bar khaado, plz ik bar khaado,abh intazar nahin hota,abh
sabar nahin hota, keun nahin khatee ho tum…… ka aqqal bareee ka bhaeenss.

Note: Suna hai AAPKI ek smile pe hajaro log marte hai.So keep smiling to reduce
India's population. "Population control board." Janhit me jari

aj didar, kal yaar, parso pyar, phir ekrar, aur phir-intzar, phir-takrar, phir- darar,
saari mehnat-bekar, aur akhir mein-Ek aur devdas at beer bar

Camry-DL-2c-1122,
Sonata-MH-2k 7552
Merceedes - UP7-7500
City- DL5C-2141, MH19K174
Ye meri un gaadiyo ke number hai jinki tujhe safai karni hai…. ha ha ha

(@) Smiling…. (!.!) Crying… (;) Angry… (:) Bored… (-)Proud… (o) Hungry… (,)
Happy.. (?) Confused… (-.-)Sleepy Jo marji shakal bana lo nahana to padega…
Good day Dear

Maa: Beta tujhe yahan se goa jane me to ek din laga par wapas aane me 3 din
lag gae wo bhi nai car se?
Beta: Maa yeh car banane wale bhi pagal hai jane ke liye to 4 gear dete hai par
aane ke liye 1 hi gear dete hai.

Kash aap kabi hamari gali main aain, thora sa muskurain, thora sa ghabrain,thora
sa itrain, siti bajain, baalon ko jatkain, phir zor se chlain, ALU LE LO PIAZ LE LO

Manjil ki taraf badte chalo, jo dil kahe usi rah ko chuno... peechhe walo ko aage
na jane do aur jo aage hai usse aage niklo, tabhi 1 acche driver banoge.....

dil bechen he aaj kal mera jab se jiyada aane laga he mobile ka bill mera