Hindi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 87

PYAR means.......?
P...phone karna.
Y...yaad karna.
A...azaadi khona.
R...rote rehna ki kash phone aaye......!

Q: Agar do pipal ke Pedon ko ek rassi se bandh diya jaye to us rassi ko kya
kahenge?
A: Us rassi ko bolengey NOKIA - Connecting pipal.

Kabhi ye mat socho tumhare gf/bf ya wife/hubby ne tumhe kitna romantic msg
bheja hai, sirf yeh socho ke Use kisne bheja hoga ?

Boy: Ki mein tera hath chum sakda han"
Girl: Kyon Haramjadeya mere bullan te koi kande lagge ne ?

Kash "SMS" Ki Terhan Hum Apni "FEELINGS" Or Apna Piyaar
Bhi Send Ker Sakty. To Aap Ke Sary "GHUM" Hum "Receive" Kerty.
Or Hum Apni Sari "Khushiyan" Aap Ko Send Kerty.

ALLAH Ne Apni Rehmaton K Darwaze Kholey
Aur Kaha, Hai Koi Rehmat Mangne Wala? Hai Koi Khushian Mangne Wala? Hai
Koi Dosti Mangne Wala? Hai Koi Chahat Mangne Wala? Tu Main ne Kaha, Aay
ALLAH!
Sari Khushian.....
Sari Dolat.. Sari Rehmatain.. De De Us Ko Jo Iss Waqt YE SMS Perh Raha Hai.
AMEEN

achhe kapde pehente ho..
aur pure style rakhte ho..
dil me gussa aur face pe
smil rakhte ho..
Naak pochhna aata nahi
aur hath me mobail rakhte ho...

Kash kabhi aap hamari gali main ayein, thora sharmayein,thora itrayein, thora
muskarayein, thora ghabrayein aur phir zor se chillayein,"teen dabe wala"

Aik Munder main buri neeyat wale gaeb ho jate they.Amitab gya wog gayab,
Hirithik gya woh gayab,Akshey gya woh gayab, Ashwarya gai Bhagwan gayab

What's the diff between Dava &d Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend, that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife, Jitni
purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.

Aik hassi jo hasa de
Aik ansoo jo rula de
Aik aarzoo jo jaga de
Aik chahat jo samjha de
Her aahat jo jaan le
Uss rishtay ka naam hai
***** DOSTI*****

“A” ki biwi “B”, “B” ki bhabhi “C”, “C” ki beti “V”, “V” ke dada”G”,”G” ki biwi “K”, “K”
ki beti “T”, to batao “A” Aur “T” ka kya rishta hai….

Punditji ne apke mobile ki rashi dekh kar bataya hai ki apke mobile pe Kanjusi ki
Maha Dasha Mandra rahi hai. Turant mujhe dher sare SMS bhej ke Grah ki Shanti
karen.. Dhanyavad

Teac:Ram tumhara ghar banne wala tha aur tumhara bhai bhi aane wala tha?Uska
kiya hua?
Ram:Nahi Hua.
Teac:Kiyu?
Ram:Dono mein ek baat commom thi "CEMEN" khatam hogaya!!

(@) Smiling…. (!.!) Crying… (;) Angry… (:) Bored… (-)Proud… (o) Hungry… (,)
Happy.. (?) Confused… (-.-)Sleepy Jo marji shakal bana lo nahana to padega…
Good day Dear

aj didar, kal yaar, parso pyar, phir ekrar, aur phir-intzar, phir-takrar, phir- darar,
saari mehnat-bekar, aur akhir mein-Ek aur devdas at beer bar

zindagi ki rah mushkil hai to kia hua?
thora tum chalo..
thora hum chalengy...
.
phir riksha kerwa lengy;)

Sirf ik bar khaado, sirf ik bar khaado, plz ik bar khaado,abh intazar nahin hota,abh
sabar nahin hota, keun nahin khatee ho tum…… ka aqqal bareee ka bhaeenss.

Mobile k rule 1,miss call karne se apno ki yad taja hoti hai.2,sms karne se pyar
badhta hai.3,call karne se apnapan mehsus hota hai,To aap kya karoge....

dil bechen he aaj kal mera jab se jiyada aane laga he mobile ka bill mera

Maa: Beta tujhe yahan se goa jane me to ek din laga par wapas aane me 3 din
lag gae wo bhi nai car se?
Beta: Maa yeh car banane wale bhi pagal hai jane ke liye to 4 gear dete hai par
aane ke liye 1 hi gear dete hai.

Camry-DL-2c-1122,
Sonata-MH-2k 7552
Merceedes - UP7-7500
City- DL5C-2141, MH19K174
Ye meri un gaadiyo ke number hai jinki tujhe safai karni hai…. ha ha ha

aj didar, kal yaar, parso pyar, phir ekrar, aur phir-intzar, phir-takrar, phir- darar,
saari mehnat-bekar, aur akhir mein-Ek aur devdas at beer bar

Zindagi me chaar cheezien kabhi
bhi aa sakti hain-'Neend'; 'Paisa';'maut';
aur...aur...aur...aur...
'MERI PYARI SI YAAD'
kyon...Aayi na.

Note: Suna hai AAPKI ek smile pe hajaro log marte hai.So keep smiling to reduce
India's population. "Population control board." Janhit me jari

Ansu aap ka Niklaa aur Aankhen maree hoo, Dil aap ka Dharkay aur Dharken
maree hoo, Khuda kare Hamra Payar Itnaa Gharaa hoo, JOB aap karaa aur
INCOME maree hoo.

Aaj kal mun kar
raha hai ki main
tumhe
kabhi bhi mauka
dekh kar
sabke samne
ek
k
ki
kis
kiss
kissa sunau
thanedaar ka

aap hamari galli mein aaye thore sharmaye thore ghabraye thore sa myskaraye
phir zoor se chillaye Aalu cholay masalay walay.

Manjil ki taraf badte chalo, jo dil kahe usi rah ko chuno... peechhe walo ko aage
na jane do aur jo aage hai usse aage niklo, tabhi 1 acche driver banoge.....

Kash aap kabi hamari gali main aain, thora sa muskurain, thora sa ghabrain,thora
sa itrain, siti bajain, baalon ko jatkain, phir zor se chlain, ALU LE LO PIAZ LE LO