Hindi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 91

A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai?
Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja...

Kaash tum nay mujhey rulaya hotta,
Kaash gussay main he apna bulaya hotta,
Kaash mujhey yaad ker k apnay dil ko behlaya hotta,
Kaash meri yaad satati tumhain,
Kaash mere bina neend na atee tumhain,
Kaash k tum meri mohabbat ko pehchaan patee,
Kaash k tum mujhey apna hee bana patee,
Kaash main tumhain apni bahoon main khilata,
Kaash main tumhari zulfoon main so jata,
Kaash k tum dil say chahtee mujhey.

Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag gaye phir wo hotel mein phuchen unme se ek pizaa kha raha tha ek burger kha raha tha aur kuch bade dhayan se ye message parh rahe the.

Soch ko badlo, sitare badal jayeng,
Najar ko badlo, nazare badal jayenge,
Kashtiya badalne ki jarurat nahi,
Dishaon ko badlo, KINARE badal jayenge.

She is Basanti
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she will Not dance.Coz Basanti kutto ke
samne nahi nachti....

Wo jo sath chore jayen wo hum nahi,
Wo jo badnaam kar jayen wo hum nahi,
Wo jo dukh de wo hum nahi,
Wo jo tumhein bhool jain wo hum nahi.
Tum nahi, tu kuch bhi nahi.

Baag ki har kali, khushbu de apko,
Suraj ki har kiran, nai subah de apko,
Hum to kuch dene ke kabil nahi hain,

There are chambers in my heart.
for ALLAH
for ABBOO
for AMMEE
Oh wat about u dear?
Sorry no place u in my heart !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bcoz
You Are MY HEART !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wo bhi kya din the jab aap befikr, azad idher-udher ghuma karte the, Kabhi is dal pe to kabhi us dal pe, Uchhal uchhal kar jhuma karte the, Dekha us din zoo me aap ko to bahut dhukh hua, jangal me jo itne khus hua karte the!

Yaadon ki dhund me aapki parchai si lagti hai, Kaanon me gunjti shahnai si lagti hai,
Aap karib ho to apnapan hai,
Warna seene me saanse bhi parai si lagti hai.

Girlfriend ko I love u bolna hai or recharge khatam. Ab kya kare? Mein batata hoon kya karein. Theke pe jao, quarter lo, peg maro or g/f k ghar k bahar khade ho k jor se chilaao I Luv U. Kabootar mehenga pad jaayega. Rum ka Paua ab sirf RS mein.

Yaad hai ham pehle kahan milte the...... train ruki, khidki khuli, nazro se nazre mili aur aapne kahan,..... ALLAH KE NAAM PE KUCH DE DE BABA!!!!!!

Ek tanha raat me apki yaad aayi, tanhai mitane ko humne ek cigrate sulgai, na jaane kaise qayamat ho gayi ke dhooeein ne bhi apki tasvir banayi.

Ai mere humnashin chal kahin aur chal,
Is chaman mein ab apna guzaara nahin,
Baat hoti gulon tak to seh lete hum,
Ab to kaanton pe bhi haq hamara nahin.

Nurse: Congrats Santa ji, aap papa ban gaye.
Santa: Meri wife ko nahi bolna mein use surprise dunga!

Main teri isqe ki viraneyo me khoya rahu,
Mere hoto par hamesa yahi fariyaad rahe,
Mujhko mil jaye jamane ki sari taklife,
Mere mehboob ki duniya sada aabad rahe........

Legs utha ke karo.
Tange feala ke karo.
Ghuma ghuma ke karo.
Aage peechey dono taraf karo.
Jitna karoge utna halka mehsoos hoga.
*Ramdev ji ka yoga.

Saathi sirf wohee nahin hota jo jeevan bhar saath nibhaye, Saathi to woh hota hai jo jeevan ke kuch hi pal mein jeevan bhar ka saath de jaye.

Aahat si koi aaye to lagta hai ki tum ho,
Saya sa koi lehraye to lagta hai ki tum ho,
Ab tumhi batao tum kya kisi bhoot se kam ho?

If people says you are crazy, be patiend.
if they say you are monkey, relax. if they say you are stupid,be cool but if they say you are smart, Thapad maar sale ko.

I am sorry yaar, aaj tak maine tujhe avoid kiya,kai bar tujhse bat nahi ki,tujhse hath nahi milaya,
Sorry yaar mujhe pata nahi tha ki “AIDS” chhune se nahi failta.

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Paichan kaun?

Bandar bi nai,

Monkey bhi nai,

Tumhare bachpan ki photo hai.

Daughter: Mom, kya yeh sach hai ki ladke jahan apna l*nd dalte hain, bachha wahin se nikalta hai?
Mom: Haan.
Daughter: Oh my god! To kya mera bachha mere muh se niklega?

Maine pyar karna bewfa se sikha hai,
Mujhe bewfai ka dar nahi,
Dare o'' dewane jinki jindagi me
Bewafa bhi nasib nahi.

Nazre unhe dekhe to aankho ka kya kasur? har waqt kushbu unki aaye to sanso ka kya kasur? sapne puchkar nahi aate to raato ka kya kasur?

Unka ashiyana dil mein basa rakha hai,
Unki yadon ko seene se laga rakha hai,
Pata nahi yaad aate hain wohi kyun,
Vaise dost to hamne auron ko bhi bana rakha hai.

What do you call a female who never laughs?

"HASINA"

Agar hoti hai pyar ki rahen itni asan toh isme itni kasme khane ki jarurat nahi hoti, agar samajh hi jati yeh duniya pyar ko itni asani se toh sayad, SHAH JAHAN KO TAJ BANANE KI JARURAT NAHI HOTI.

Boy: Jaaneman, is dil mein aaja!
Gal: Sandal utaaroon kya?
Boy: Are pagli, yeh koi mandir thodi hai, aise hi aaja!

ov o
l e Y U
ov o
l e Y u
L V e ou
HARI OM!!
Kabhi Bhagwan ka Naam bhi liya karo.