Hindi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 90

A : u r Active
B : u r Best
C : u r Cute
D : u r my Dearest
E : u r Excelant
F : u r alwayz First
G : u r Great
Sorry cant lie till Z...

Machhar ne aap ko kata, Yeh uska junoon tha, Aap ne khujli ki, Aap ka sukoon tha, Phir bhi aap ne usko nahin mara, Kyun kay uski ragoon mein aap ka khun tha

Penay walon suno na chupa k peo, Kabhi ishq or sharab mila k peo, Tum kaho gay kassay mumkin hai yah, Samnay sanam ko bitha k peo, Nazar say nazar milla k peo

Mein Tumhare Liye Sab Kuch Karta.. Magar Mujhe Kaam Tha...... Mein Tumhare Liye Doob Ke Marta... Magar Mujhe Zukham Tha!

Aadhi raat ka samay tha, kaali raat thi, samay thahar gaya tha, bhayanak sannata tha, itne me…… Ek Sardar chillaya KUKDUKU!!!

U r miles
away from me.
Still im
watching ur everymovements by 3different
channels
1.Discovery
2.National Geographic
3.Animal Planet

Dil ko pata Tha woh zarur Aayegi, Dil ko Pata Tha Woh zarur Aayegi....Par kabhi Socha Na Tha ki... Surprise me KAMBAKHT Apna "Husband" Bhi saath Layegi!!...

Agar Woh Meherban Hota! To Meri Aonkhon Main Na Jhil Milati Yeah Nami Hoti, Na Meray Dil Ki, Wadi Main Khiza Ka Qafla Rukhta, Agar wo Meherban Hota! Meri Bay Noor Aaonkhon Main Sitare Qaid Kardeta, Meri Zakhmi Hateli Per Woh Koi Phool Rakh Deta, Meray Hathon Ko Apnay Hathon Main Layker Woh Ye Kehtha .
Mohabat Roshni Hay, Rang Hay Khushbo, Sitare Hay, Qasam Mujhko Mohabat Ki!! Mujhay TU Sab Say Pyara Hay, Mager Aisa Woh Tab Kehtha "Agar Woh meherban Hota."

Itne kamjor ho gaye teri judai se,
Itne kamjor ho gaye teri judai se
Ki saala ek din macchar hi utha le gaya charpai se.

Kabhi subah ko yaad aate ho. Kabhi sham ko yaad ate ho. Kabhi kabhi itne yaad aate ho. Ki aina hum dekhte hai. Nazar aap aate ho.

Ek bandar ne apni shakal aaine mein dekh li aur usne suicide kar li, tum mujhse waada karo ke tum kabhi aaina nahin dekhoge plz plz plz promise me plz...

Dost hazar nhi sirf ek chahiye,
Dukh sukh me de sath wo yaar chahiye,
Hum kisi ko bhulate nehi Lekin,
Jo hame rakhe yaad Aisa yaar chahiye.

Har Mithaai Se Mitha Aapka Har Pal Ho, Diyon Se Bhi Jyada Roshan Aapka Kal Ho.

Aankho me aansuo ki lakir ban gai, Kabhi na socha tha aisi taqdir ban gai, Humne to firai thi reet par uhi ungliya, gour se dekh to teri tasvir ban gai.fs

Sitam dhaane ke bhi had hote hain, Pass naa aane ke bhi had hote hain, Rut jaane ke bhi had hote hain, ek sms to kardiya karo, Paise bachane ke bhi had hote hain.

Dil Ke Rishtey Ka Koi Naam Nahi Hota, Har Rishtey Ka Koi Mukaam Nahi Hota. Agar Nibhane Ki Chahat Ho Dono Taraf To Kasam Se Koi Rishta Naakam Nahi Hota.

Bihar ki gali main paan ki dukan, Devdas ne dekhi Paro Ki muskan, Devdas ne khilaya paro ko paan, Khake paan Paro bolo "Shukriya Bhai Jan".

Toot ker jis ne Chaha tha mujh ko, Woh hi degaya dhoka mujh ko, Jis se ki Wafadaari humne, Aaj woh hi degaya dagha mujh ko. Dil tha pagal Chahat main teri, Teri jafa ne rakha na kahin ka mujh ko, Bhool ker bethi tujh se Pyaar karke, Di Zindagi ne yeh kaisi saza mujh ko. Jaa dekh li humne Mohabbat teri, Kaash is Dil ne Chaha na hota tujh ko.

Chaiwala: Bholi si surat,Aankho me masti, Door khadi sharmaye, Hai Hai.
Ladki: Kali si surat,Hatho me kitli, Door khada chillaye chai chai.

Baharo phool barsao mera "DOST"aya hai. Hoto pe muskan, gali me mehak laya hai. Barso tak thi jise pani se "ELERGY" vo aaj "LUX" se nahaya hai.

An
Elephant
Cow and
a Khota
Arguing whos the Best
Elephant:
I help move heavy loads
Cow:
I give milk
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kuchh bol yar
Its ur turn now!

great people: . Quaid, woh to ab rahe nahi . Wasim Akram, woh kisi kaam ka nahi, . Aishwarya Rai, apni pohanch say bahir. Baqi rahe aap aur hum, So keep in Touch

Dil Jalte Jagmagate Rahe, Aap Humko, Hum Aapko Yaad Aate Rahe, Jab Tak Jindagi Hai Dua Hai Yahi, Aap Chand Ki Tarah Jagmagate Rahe.

Tere pyaar ki roshni aisi hai ki har taraf ujaala nazar aata hai, Ssochta hu ki ghar ki bijli katwa du kambaqt bill bohat aata hai.

Hothon se jo chhoo liya, Ehsaas ab tak hai
Aankhein nam hain, Aur saanso mein Aag ab tak hai,
Aur kyon na ho, Janaab...
Khaayi bhi to 'HARI MIRCHI' hai!

Zid apni naa chodi par,
pyar bhara dil tod diya.
kuch paiso ke liye zaalim,
tune sms karna chod diya.

Gadha jo khaaye wo Ghaas ho tum,
Buddhe ka Chyawanpraash ho tum,
Idiot, stupid, bakwaas ho tum,
Par jo bhi ho! Yaar! Dost Jhakaas ho tum.

Ek aap ho ki sharmate bahut ho,
Ek aap ho kii itrate bhi bahut ho,
Dil to karta hai ki aapko Dinner pe ley javein,
Kambakht ek aap ho ki khaate bhi bahut ho

hum bhi dost tere lie TAJ MAHAL banaaenge..
Gaur farmaaiga..
hum bhi dost tere lie TAJ MAHAL banaaenge..
Ek cup shubah.. or ek cup shaam ko pilaenge

Laloo goes 2 a shop n asks: "Ye Bandarva ka Photu kitne ka hai re... ?" Shopkeeper : voh phutva nahi saheb" Woh to Seesa hai...!