Jokes Wishes and Status Messages - Page 28

Santa:-Train me yaar raat bhar neend nhi aayi upar ki seat mili thi.
Banta:-To seat xchange kar leta.

Santa:-Kisse karta niche ki seat pe koi tha hi nhi!:

The best shair written on A rickshaw!

Ferrari ka Baap, Nissan ka Nana…

Yeh rickshaw chala raha hai pathan deewana

Santa bnta k bech fight ho rhi thi,
Santa-saale mai tere kapde faad dunga.
Banta-yar serious ladai me romantic baat mat kiya kr...

8 yrs boy Ladka - "1 bidi ka bundle dena."
Dukandar - "Kya re iss Umar me hi Bidi pine laga."
Boy - "Nahi Ye mere Chote Bhai ke liye hai Mujhe 1 Paket Willes dedo."

Santa - "Me to Apne sare Dosto ko Bhul gaya tha lekin 1 Film dekhi to sub Yaad aa gaye."
Banta - Aisa kya, Kon si Film thi?"
Santa - "KAMINEY"

musharaf: very sorry to hear abt da bomb blast near white house at 8 dis morning.
obama: nothing happened here.
musf:whats da time?
obama:7 o'clock
musf: sorry i"ll call u later

Hsbnd: (in romantic mood):Tum meri zindgi ho....
Wife: aur kaho achcha lag raha hai....



Hsbnd: aur LANAT hai aisi zindagi pe.....

PREMIKA- aaj tumne bahut acha bhashan diya..
NETA PREMI- saare sunne wale gadhe the..
PREMIKA- tabhi tum baar baar keh rhe the mere pyaare bhaiyo, pyaare bhaiyo

Pathan ko gali me para 100 ka note mila,
Jis pe likha tha
“EID MUBARAK”
Pathan ne chup k se note jeib me rakhte huye kaha
“KHER MUBARAK.

A New Teacher Joins schoolHe Finds Two Boys Similar In Appearance.Teacher asks - "kya TUM Judva ho.??Boy-: jee nahi..Hum Padosi hain.

Boy : Maine Suna hai is Ghar Mein Jin Bhot aur Rohain Rehti Hy
Pathan : pta Nai
Mje to Khud Mare Hue 8 Sal Hogye
Moral: pathano ko marne k bad B akal nae ati

Munna- Aey Circuit, ladki ko patane ke liye kya karne ka?

Circuit- Simple bhai, "Minto Fress" khane ka.

Ek Kutta pathan k piche laggaya
Pathan Gussey me Bolta howa bhaga
Khocha agar tere Bap ka Hakumat nahi hota to tujhe Batata..???

patient- Doctor sahab doctor sahab sub mujhe ignore karte hai!!!!!!!!!!!

Doctor- next please

Pathan or Gadhe me 3 Batien Common hain
1.Bachpan me Dono Khubsurat hote hn
2.Bachpan se hi Mehnati hote hn
3.Bare ho kr Dono Transport ka Kaam kerte hai.

Ek ganje k sar par do bal the.
Dono ko aapas me pyar ho gaya,
shadi karna chahte the.
Magar nahi kar paye....
Batao kyun?




Kyun ki Bal Vivah apradh hai.

Pathan: Mera yaar aaya hai chai to bana do.
Wife:
Mein nahi bana rahi.
Pathan
Bana de jab tera yaar aaye ga to mein b bana doonga.

Panditji Ne Jajman Ke Balak Ko Ek Peda Diya Aur Kaha:
Bete Ise Hawan Kund Me Dalkar Kaho,
Swaha. Balak Peda Muh Me Dalkar Bola: Aha.

1shaikh kangal ho gya to us ny apni BIWI se kaha
bachon ko un k nanky bhej do
R tum apni ami k ghar chali jao
Mera Allah malik
Main apny susral chala jata hon.

Inspector questioning Manager in Govt.Office:Who accepts bribes in this office?
Manager:How much will you give me for that information??

Pathan:molvi sahab koi aisa tareeqa btao k mai khao peeo or mera roza na tote

molvi:logo se mukke or laat khao or gussa pee jao roza nai tote ga.;-)

Auto driver turns at NO ENTRY.
Traffic police sees him but does not stop him.
Why?
PJ of the Millenium:
bcoz Auto driver was WALKING.

Ek khan saab ko phansi ki saza hui

Judge ne poocha: koi aakhri khwahish??

Khan saab: hamara jagah tum latak jao...!!

Rat Ko 2 Sharabiyon Ne Talaab me Chand Ki Parchhayi Dekhi.
1st- Ye Kya Hai?
2nd-Abe Ye Chand Hai.
1st-Sale Ghar Chal Hum Mazak Mazak Me Chand Par Phch Gaye.

Pathan k paas 1 mehman aaya. Pathan bola: ''o yara is pankhe k niche betho tumhe sawaab milega.
Mehman:wo kese?
Pathan: hm ye pankha masjid se utaar k laya hai.

Santa k ghar NAVJOT SINGH SIDDHU ki tasvir lagi hui thi

Banta: ye q laga rkhi hai..?

Santa: LAUGHING BUDDHA lene gaya tha dukandar ne kaha yeh LATEST hai..

Sher ki shaadi thi, baraat me sab shero ke beech ek dogi naach raha tha! Us se pucha-"aap yahaa kaise??
to dogi bola-'shaadi se pehle ham bhi sher the'!

Santa’s Son: Papa aaj meri Miss ne aisa sawal pucha jiska jawab sirf Merey paas tha.

Santa: Oye Shabash puttar, kya sawal tha?

Son: Ye class main PAAD kis ne Mari?

SANTA ELECTRIC SHOP ME- 2 PANKHE DENA
1 LADIES OR 1 GENTS.
SALESMAN- PANKHO ME LADIES OR GENTS NAHI HOTA.
SANTA- KESE NAHI HOTA EK BAJAJ KA DE OR EK USHA KA.

Admi:Tumhari shadi kis se hui? Pathan:Hamara 1 aurat se shadi hua hai Admi:Bewakuf kabhi kisi mard se bhi shadi hoti hai?
Pathan:Han hamara Behan ka hua hai.