Jokes Wishes and Status Messages - Page 33

BREAKING NEWS Hakumat ne Ailaan kiya hai 2009-2010 mein new shadi shuda jorey BIJLI peda karenge. Bache nahi Q k Mulk me Bijli ki kami hai Bachon ki NAHI.

A husband's cute love quote:"Even my child started walking without any support but my wife still feels to hold my hand while walking..."

Fact of Class Room: Jab Professor Tumhain Class Se Baahar Nikal Dey To Samajh Lo K Tum Taraqqi Kar Rahe Ho. Coz He Might be Afraid That You Know More Than Him! Be Positive.

Santa park me baitha tha.

Friend:Kya kar raha hai ?

Santa:Badla le Raha hu !

Frnd:Kaise?

Santar: waqt Ne mujhe barbad kiya hai,ab mai waqt barbad kar raha hu.

Santa: Beta 2 Bistar kyun lagaye?Son: Ghar Pe 2 Guest ane hai.Santa: Kaun?Son: Mummy ka Bhai aur mera Mama.Santa: Fir 1 or laga, Mera Sala bhi aa rha hai!

Santa: Agar Bhagwan tumhe 1 wish de or Paise or akl me 1 leno ho to tu kya le.
Banta: Isme puchhna kya hai me Akl lunga
Santa: Achha jiske pass jo cheej nahi ho wohi lena chahiye

Santa Mobile Shop me : 1 Memory card Daal dena
Shopkeeper Man: Mobile Dena
Santa: Mobile me nahi meri hi yaadast kamjor hai mere dimaag me daal do

Veeru: Iss Gabbar ka kya kare??


Jai: Isse sui chubo chubo ke maar do aur sui iske side mein rakh do...
police samjhegi "Sui-cide" ka cae hai........!!!

Santa: Upperwale ki daya se teen larkiyon ke baad mere larka hua hai
Banta: Yaar tumhare upper kaun rahata hai

DO SHARBI RAT KO..
1ST.YAR KITNE BAJE HAI
2ND.PATHAR UTAYA AUR GHAR KI KIDKI PER MARA TO KACNH TUT GAYA
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UPER SE BUDHI BOLI
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NALAYKO SO JAO RAT KE 2 BAJE HAI

Ek bar 300 phatan ship mein travel kar rahay the
lakin sare k sare mar gayeee
kaise?
nothing serious
ship bich mein kharab ho gai
tu dhaka denay neachey uttar gayeeeeee

Husband : ( Returning late form work ) ? Good evening Dear, I?m now logged in.? Wife : Have you brought the ring ? Husband : Bad command or filename. Wife : But I told you in the morn? Husband : Erroneous syntax. Wife : What about my new blouse...

judge: u are crossing your limit.
Lawyer: kaun saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge: hoe dare u calling me saala?
Lawyer: my lord i said kaun sa law aisa kehta hai.

Your relation is like paktel “dil to 1 hay” Your Ove like telenor “Chaho kuch barh k” Your sincerety like Haleeb “garah to hay” Your smile like twist “Hila k rakh de” your style like Ufone “Tum hi to ho” Your personality lika...

Jab se Mobile me Hanuman Chalisa Download karaya hai,
Tabse Tumhare Msg ane band ho gaye hai,
Sach hi kahte hai Bhoot Pisach Nikat nahi aave Mahaveer jab Naam Sunave.

The secrets of a happy marriage Tools, Internet options, Clear history, Delete files, Delete cookies.

Pakistani to American: Tum choron k sath kya Salook karte ho?
American: Hum unke sath bohat acha salook karte hain. Un k khany peeney ki her cheez ka khayal rakhte hain.
Pakistani: Bas! ye to kuch bhi nahi, Tum abhi hum se bohat peechay ho.
Hum to choron ko President bana dete hain.

M: My lovely wife. I: Is i am wrong in my sms? S: Sex is not only thing in the life. S: See, we have everything in our life you, me & our kids & good salaries and home also. Y: You are everyting to me, my life my wife my jaan. O: Our life is just a...

Mat karo kisi sa piyar hamesha dard pao gy.Tanhai k aansuon main behete jao gy. karni hai to gehri karo dosti hamesha umeed se ziyada pyar pao gy

Load Shedding K Fawaaid: Generator,UPS & Candle Walo Ko Rozgar Ki Farahmi Bijli Ka Bill Kam Aiga Mobile Charge Na Hone Se Balance & Time Saving TV Na Dakhnay Say Gunaho Ma Kami Sabr Karney Ki Waja Se Jannat Mein Jaaney K Ziyada Imkanat (A Public...

Mushkil hai is yari ko bhula pana,

Mushkil hai aapki yadon ko mita pana,

Aap ek kimti tohfa ho dosti ka,

Muskil is tohfe ki kimat bata pana.

Zarori Ilan! 1st Dec, se bijli bilkul khatam ho jay gi, 1st Dec se tamam log apnay apnay UPS wapda k kissi bhi office se recharge karwa saktay hain. Shukria.

Rancho : "1 Over me kitni Ball Fenki jati hai??"
Virus : "6 Balls"
Rancho : "Galat Jawab, 1 Over me 1 hi Ball 6 times fanki jati hai."
Think Differnt.

1st girl, main to usss se shadi karon gi jo handsome ho oor tum? 2nd girl, main to uss say shadi karon gi jis k han UPS laga ho . :)

Banta khana bana raha tha aur pucha 'namak kidar hai'?
Santa : namak nahi hai.
Banta : toh Dal mein kya daalu?
Santa : "COLGATE" dalo, usme Namak hai.

1 Angraiz PAKISTAN aya URDU sekhnay. Kuch arsey baad wo wapas gaya to logo ne kaha k kya sekha? ! ! ! Angraiz ne kaha "BiJLI CHALI GAYI" "BiJLI A GAYI"

Beautiful Picturs r developd In Dark Room So if u see darknes in ur life assume that NATURE is making beautiful Life 4 u... (A public service Msg 4rm KESC)

Ravan to Doctor: Dr saheb mujhe kai dino se loose motion ki shikayat ho rahi hai.
Doctor: wo to hona hi tha "Dus input aur ek output."
bhala kaise nahi hoga.

The most rommantic country of the world? guess! pakistan u know y? har raat candle light dinner :-) thanx to MSEB

Banta: Ek sar dard ki goli dena

Santa Chemist: Thora sochane ke baad, Sar dard hone ki to koi goli nahi aati