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11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By LoveSove.com # 85

Santa-Tum Meri Shadi Mai Aaoge Na?

Banta-Mai Un Logo Mai Se Nahi,

Jo Musibat Ke Waqt Dost ko Akela Chhod De.

Main Zarur Aaunga.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Vinod # 201

Santa: Kal maine Hinjaro ke Raja ko dekha tha
Banta: Kahan, kya naam hai
Santa:Yuvraj Singh, Sab usko angreji me bol rahe the, SIXER KING

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Malkit Singh Gill # 11

1truck dusre truck ko rassi se bandh kr le ja rha tha Ye dekh kr santa hans-hans k lotpot ho gaya or bola- Ek rassi ko le jane K liye 2-2 truck... ud mooorning

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Vinod # 201

Santa: Biscuit ka packet kharid kar do barabar- barabar tor raha tha

puchha kyon

Santa: Pretto ne bola tha 50- 50 Biscuit lane hai

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By chandra kant tiwari # 139

changu- yaar mangu bahut der se neend nahi aa rahi hai.
mangu- koi baat nahi tu uska wait mat kar aur so ja.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Vinod # 201

Santa: Mere panv me khujali aa rahi hai
Jyotishi: videsh yatra ka yog h
S: Hath me
J: Paise aane ka yog h
S: Pet me
J: Swadisht bhojan ka yog h
S: Mathe pe
J: Abe khujale doctor ke pass ja mere pass kyon aaya h

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By bhai # 5069

Santa Ki Gf Romantic Mood mai thi usne santa se kaha mere gahr koi nahi hai aa jaao
Santa-tu mere ghar aajamere ghar sab log hain.Tera man lag jaayega.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Rakesh Patel # 2899

child donkey: mummy mai kis ke saath khelu, sabhi donkey kam me vyast hai.
Mother donkey: thodi der ruk beta uncle abhi sms padh kar free ho jayenge.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Vinod # 201

Banta: chal bahar chalte hai, taazi hawa kha kar aate hai
Santa: Tu chal me Chammaj Plate lekar aaya

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Vinod # 201

Santa ek mobile bechane wale se larai kar raha tha

Logon ne puchha kya huva

Santa: Mene mobile kharida to bola tha mobile me lock bhi h, Ab ye tala, chhabi kuch nahi de raha

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Vinod # 201

Santa joins as accountant
Wo Pen ke sath scissors bhi le jata hai

pucha kyon

Santa: Mujhe Cheque bhi to Katane hai

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By vijender bhootna # 1703

GOLU to MOLU-Meri bakri ne anda diya H
GOLU-Bakri kaise anda de sakti he
M-Abe gadhe Maine APNI murgi ka nam bakri rakha h

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By sunny # 8149

boss 2 employee tumne iss sal mehnat se kam kiya h y lo 5000 rs ka cheque,
agar isi tarah kam karte rahoge to sign b kar dunga

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By LoveSove.com # 85

Santa:Mere dada ne 1947ki jang me dushman ki taange kat di thi

Banta:Gardne Q nahi kati

Santa:Wo pehle se hi kati padi thi.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By jigs # 8150

Cardiologist died n was buried in Heart Shape Coffin..
A Dr. standin nearby laughd,
wen askd y he laughd?He said"Thinkin of my Coffin.
I'm a Gynaecologist.!!!:

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By LoveSove.com # 85

1bhikari ki lotry lagi to vo 1mandir banvata h

2nd bhikari:yar tu mandir Q bnva rha h?

1st Bhikhari:Qki iske samne me akela bhik manguga

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By MaNAsH # 7850

Lady: (to the waitress) May I have a bag to carry leftovers to my dog?
Baby: Oh mother, are we going to get a dog?

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Vinod # 201

Santa Bus me ja raha tha ek laraki se takragaya
Larki boli: Thappar khana hai
Santa: MEra to pet bhara hua hai, Aap kisi aur se puchh le

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Vinod # 201

Banta: Tum Cricket dekhate ho
Santa: Han
Banta: Kisi Mahila Cricket Player ka naam batao
Santa: Simple, Mahila Jayewardane

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Vinod # 201

Ek adami santa se 1 Kg laddu lene aata hai
Adam: Isme to chinti hai
Santa: Aap naaraj na ho, aapko laddo pure 1 Kg dunga, chinti jitana weight extra de dunga

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Vinod # 201

Banta: Ek Uncle Chips ka pura packet kha leta hai
Khane ke baad sochata hai

Ad me to Bol rahe the ki lips bolenge lekin

Mere to Hips bol rahen hai

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By LoveSove.com # 85

Circuit: ßhai Jail Ko Hindi Me Hawalaat kyun Kehte Hain,?


Bhai: Kyunki Jail Mein Khane


Ko Sirf Hawa Aur Laat Hi Milti Hai."

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By SUNNY SHARMA # 3096

Parent:How did you write your exam?

Son:they have given the questions which I don't know.

So I wrote answers which they don't know..!!

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Vinod # 201

Doctor: Kamjori hai fruit khaya karo chhilke sahit
After one hour
Santa: Mera pet dard ho raha hai
Doctor: kya khaya tha
Santa: Nariyal chhilka sahi

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By nikhil rathod # 6552

Santa: Last year, I opened a jeweller`s shop.
Banta: And then what happened?
Santa: I was caught red-handed by the jeweller.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Vinod # 201

Santa: 1 Kg Pakora dena
Halwai ne jaise hi tel me garm karke nikala
Santa: Abe kanjoos, Pani me dho ke de raha hai, kuch surf saboon to dal deta

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By sujeet singh # 3912

Bacha: Miss hamary ghar aaj bhai anay wala hay.

Miss: wo kasay?

Bacha: jab phichli bar ammi hospital main admit theen tu behan aae thi
Ab abu admit hain…

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Nikhil Sharma # 347

Santa's Army Test

Pappu- 3+5?
Santa- 8
Pappu- 7+3?
Santa- 10
Pappu- 8+8?
Santa- Pata nahi sir
Mere pass sirf 10 hi ungli Hai.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By gourav malviya # 2419

Girl:Tum Hafte Main Kitni Bar Shave Karte Ho?Boy: Hafte Main Nahi, Din Main 30 Se 40 Baar.Girl: Kya. . . ! Tum Pagal Ho?Boy: Nhi, Main "NAAYI" Hoon.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By panki # 2357

Andha Aadmi-bhabhi ye lo laddu
Bhabhi naha rahi thi soch ki andha hai
bina kapdo ke bahar aa ke boli- ye kis liye,
Andha- Meri aankhe thik ho gai..

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