1truck dusre truck ko rassi se bandh kr le ja rha tha Ye dekh kr santa hans-hans k lotpot ho gaya or bola- Ek rassi ko le jane K liye 2-2 truck... ud mooorning
Santa: Mere panv me khujali aa rahi hai Jyotishi: videsh yatra ka yog h S: Hath me J: Paise aane ka yog h S: Pet me J: Swadisht bhojan ka yog h S: Mathe pe J: Abe khujale doctor ke pass ja mere pass kyon aaya h
Santa Ki Gf Romantic Mood mai thi usne santa se kaha mere gahr koi nahi hai aa jaao Santa-tu mere ghar aajamere ghar sab log hain.Tera man lag jaayega.
Cardiologist died n was buried in Heart Shape Coffin.. A Dr. standin nearby laughd, wen askd y he laughd?He said"Thinkin of my Coffin. I'm a Gynaecologist.!!!:
Ek adami santa se 1 Kg laddu lene aata hai Adam: Isme to chinti hai Santa: Aap naaraj na ho, aapko laddo pure 1 Kg dunga, chinti jitana weight extra de dunga