Jokes Wishes and Status Messages - Page 37

Santa: Office Chal rahe ho kya?
Banta: tu chal main naha dho kar aaya
Santa: Kamaal hai, tu ab dhone jayega, main to potty jata hun tabhi dho leta hun

Teacher:Bachcho,Aaj Mai Apko Bhag Ke Sawal Sikhaungi
Billu:Mam Mai Bhag Ke Sawal Nahi Kar Sakta,Mera Dam Bhar Jata hai

Santa: kal mera sher se saamna ho gaya
Banta: Phir kay hua
Santa: maine TV band kar di
Banta: Kyon vo to TV Main tha na
Santa: Ye to main samajhata hun, us jaanvar ko kya pata TV h isase bahar nahi nikalte

Baap:Sach btao ye 100 ka note kha se laye
Beta:Mjhe gali ME para hua mila.
or agr yaqi na ho to bahr ja k dekh lO,
1 admi Abi tak dhund rahA Hai

Teacher: Aaj Ka Paper Aasaan Tha Ya Mushkil
Ravi: Padne Me To Aasaan Tha, Par Karne Me Mushkil.

Mohan:Ladkiya sharab se itni nafrat kyun karti hai?
Sohan:Kyun ki isko pine ke baad unke chue jaise pati shero jaise bartab karne lagte hai

Man: black colour ka bulb dena?






Dukandar:
kaha lagana hai?





Man: kuch nai woh dopahar ko bulb jalakar andhera kar ke sona hai

A girl come in class with new slipper.A boy told her: Chappal achhi hai.Girl replied: Nikalu kya?Then all boys replied:Teri dress aur bhi achhi hai. --

Wife:sunoG Kaam krte waqt mere ko baho me mat lia karo
Tabi Kamwali boli:

Madam achhi Tarah se samjha do,mai to bol-bol ke thak gai..

Santa interview k liye jata hai. Boss- aapka janm kahan hua hai?
santa- tiruvantpuram.
Boss- spelling batao?
santa- nahi - nahi goa me hua tha.

Teacher: What is the capital of china?

Pappu: U Know ?

Teacher: Yes

Pappu: Then why are u asking

Ek riksha k piche likha
tha ki
SAWAN KA INTAZAR HAI...
Piche se 1 truck aya
aur riksha ko uda dia aur
us k piche likha tha
AYA SAWAN JHOOM K...

British:Wich is ur favourite flower? Hindu:Lotus. British:I clean my ass wid it. Muslim:Rose. British:I clean my ass wid it. Santa:CACTUS!!! Ab bol! :-)

Yamraj=Ur Time is Over

Katrina=Kya koi Rasta He Bachne ka?

Yam=Ha!
SMS Padhne wale ko KISS Karo

Katrina=Oh Shit!
Fir to Mujhe Utha Hi Lo. ..

2 cockroachs sittin in a toilet, eatin potty.1 said 2 another :- yaar mujhe potty aa rahi hai.Othr said:- yaar khane ke time to aisa baat mat kar!!
"!;-)!"

Banta: Aao Chess Khelen
Santa: Mujhe Chess Nahi Aati
Banta: Main Sikha dunga isme Hathi, Ghore Oont khane hai
Santa: Phir to main bilkul nahi khelunga kyonki main shaakahari hun.

Santa:Duniya mei sabse dukhi aadmi kaun hai?
Banta:Bechare Rickshaw wale!
Santa:Kaise?
Banta:Q ki ladki kunwari ho ya married "BHAIYA" hi bulati ha

Banta Joins Ad Company
Santa: Mere Father ka dehant ho gaya akhbaar me Shok Sandesh dena hai
Banta: Aap Hindustan Kesari me de. isme abhi 1 +1 scheme hai. Aap ke father ke sath aapka free chhap denge

Santa: Dr. saab mujhe chot lag gayi he
Dr: Bahut gehri chot hai, taanke lagenge, 1000 Rs lagenge
Santa: Bhutni dea, taanke laune ne, kadayi ni karni

Santa: Dudh ke saath do roti kha raha tha
guess why?


kyonki Doctor ne kaha tha halka khana lena hai jaise Dudh, Double Roti

Doctor to Ladies:Apka Weight 65Kg Tha,
Aaj 55 Ho Gya Hai..
Apko Koi Danger Bimari Hai.
Ladies:Sir, Zald-Baji Me Mai Aaj Makeup Kar k Nahi Aai Hu.

Our brilliant Santa does it again-
Teacher- Which is ur favourite dish?
Santa- TATA SKY!!! ;-)

Santa pi kr Scoter pe 1 Arthi Se takra Gya,
dead body gir Gyi Log Sante ko Pitne lage,
SANTA- Jo Gir gaya Usse To Punch lo Jyada Chont to nhi lagi.

santa: Jab me chhota tha tab me is ped pe chad jata tha. banta: wo kaise? santa: tab ye ped bhi chhota tha na yaar...

Height Of Playin Games..
Santa's dead body found in a cupboard &
al other Member declard him
Winner of Last Year's Hide & Seek Championship!.

GF-Chand Kitne Hote He?
BF-2,Ek Tum Aur Ek Upar



After Marriage:

Bv-Chand Kitne Hote He?

Pati-Andhi Ho?

Wo Uper Kharbooza Nazar Aa raha He ?

1baar Adnan sami k ghar me chor aayaAdnan chor K upar baitha Or bola Ramu police ko bulaRamu- Sahab chppl nhi mil rhiCHOR bola-Meri pehen le par Jaldi Jaa.

Wife-janu, kash aap msz hote,main aapko save karti,jab chahe padhti
Husband- kanjus,save hi karke rakhti ya apni kisi saheli ko forward bhi karti?

1 bar santa USA Gya,wahan wo church mai gaya to achank wahn aawaz aai,'Tann' ittefaq se light bhi chali gai santa dar k bola,oye bhago Undertakr aa gya.... :-

GAAV me BIJALI aane wali h sunkr log nach rhe the.
1 KUTTA b jum rha tha.Logo ne pucha,tu Q khush h?
Wo bola BIJALI aayegi to khambe b to lagenge