Naughty Wishes and Status Messages - Page 8

Banta: Some people can tell time by looking at the sun.
Santa: But I''ve never been able to see the numbers

sardar `s girlfriend removed all of her clothes and said
" Treat me like your wife" sardar picked up her clothes and started to wash them ............!

The old surd replied, "THAT''S ALL VERY WELL...WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF BY CHANCE
WE WON AND TOOK OVER AMRIKA???"

Santa: Bhagwane suit bada sohna paya hai.
Jeeto: Thank u G
Santa: Lipstick badi sohni laayi aa.
Jeeto: Thank u G.
Santa: Shingaar v sohna kitaa aa.
Jeeto: Thank u G
Santa: Par sohni pher v nahi lagdi...

santa wrote the result of his reserch, "If frog losees all its leg it become DEAF"

Sardar get frustrated of jokes made on him,
so he goes to his wife and says
Tel me joke in which i''m not involveed."
She smiles and says ..." I am pregnant

One day Sardar happened to see a marathon race. "What the guys are doing" asked the sardar. " We are running a marathon. The winner will get prize" replied one runner. "Only the winner will get prize! Then why others are participating!!" Exclaimed the Sardar

What''s common between the sun & women''s underwear?
a) Both are hot
b) Both look better while going down
c) Both disappear by night.

Sardar g ne wife ko letter likha.........
is month''s salary ke badle 100 kiss bhej raha hu...
Wiffe replie...ap ke 100 kiss mile, doodhwala 2 kiss mai man gaya ,,'' sir ko 7 deni padi, sabziwala 7 main nai mana 9 deni padi....'' kirane wala sirf kiss se nai mana, maakan malik, to roj 5 ya 6 le jata hai ap chinta na kare mere pass 35 padi hai . or jo yeh par raha hai uuse b 2-4 deni padegi.....baki sab thk hai .....!

Santa: Today is Sunday & I wanna njoy, so I bought 3 movie tickets
Jeeto: Why 3?
Santa: For u n ur parents

A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.
Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies: I''m coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out

In an interview,
Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Santa: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr.....
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Santa: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...

SANTA : EK WARI MAIN CHOTA HUNDA SI, MAIN QUTAB MINAR TO GIR GAYA SI
BANTA": PHIR BACH GAYA SI K MAR GAYA SI
SANTA": PATA NAE ODON MAIN CHOTA HUNDA SI

Santa & Banta were going with their friend on one scooter & a traffic cop tried to stop them.
Santa said: Sorry bhaji, already 3 baithe hain bilkul bhi jagah nahin hai

Museum Administrator: That''s a 500 year old statue u''ve broken.
Banta: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.

Q: What''s the similarity between a lady and a chewing gum?
A: Both are sweet n tight in the beginning but become tasteless n shapeless later.

Confucious say Man have more hair on chest than woman - but on the (w)hole woman have more.

Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Santa: Tipu''s skeleton.
Tourist: Whose that smaller skeleton next to it?
Santa: That was Tipu''s skeleton when he was child

1 DAY SANTA N BANTA WERE STANDING AT 5OTH FLOOR OF A BUILDING
A MAN TOLD SANTA UR SON IS DEAD!!!!!!!!
HEARING THIS SARDAR GI JUMPED FROM 50TH FLOOR
AT 35TH HE REALISE I DONT HAVE A SON
AT 20TH HE REALISE I AM NOT MARRIED
AT 3RD HE REALISE "OH sh*t" ,,, I AM BANTA

Lady Doc: Tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade ho kar auraton ko kyon ghoorte ho?
Santa: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai: Auraton ko dekhne ka samay 9am-11am

Santa: Yaar mein apni girlfriend nu gift dena hai, ki devan?
Banta: Gold ring de de.
Santa: Koi vadi cheez das yaar.
Banta: Tan fer MRF da tyre de de.

Banta: Y do u take ur wife only to night clubs?
Santa: By the time she gets ready no other place is open

Theres a sparkle in your eye that only i see, and theres a place in your heart where only i wanna be

Captain of Military: Naujawanon aage bado
Santa aage nahin bada
Captain: Tum aage kyun nahin bade?
Santa: Apne kaha 9 jawanon aage bado, mein 10ve number pe tha

Santa walks into a library & says,
"Can I have a burger and coke?"
Librarian, "I''m sorry, this is a library."
Santa whispers, "Can I have a burger & fries?"

sardars son was filling application form. in form it was asked about mother tounge.son asked dad wat shld i write here?
dad says write VERY LONG.

santa (scientist) cut a frogs leg n said JUMP. frog jumped. he cuts another leg n say JUMP. .. it jumped. repets for 3ed leg. Now he cuts the fourth leg and say JUMP, frog coudnt jump.

Santa ne apne nawen jamme bachche nu pakdeya per usne Santa te sussu karta.
Santa to nurse: Bibi eh piece leak karda hai badal k le aa..!

Santa: Bhagwane suit bada sohna paya hai.
Jeeto: Thank u G
Santa: Lipstick badi sohni laayi aa.
Jeeto: Thank u G.
Santa: Shingaar v sohna kitaa aa.
Jeeto: Thank u G
Santa: Par sohni pher v nahi lagdi...

Banta: Some people can tell time by looking at the sun.
Santa: But I''ve never been able to see the numbers