Punjabi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 7

Santa kaafi time baad pind geya, Pind di Jameen to Mitti fad k te sung k bolea: Pind di Mitti di khushbu hi vakhri hundi aa.
Banta: Kanjra dhyan nal vekh Eh suki hui Shit aa...

Moja kro
..ludian pao
Dhamalan pao..
..shurlian chlao
Rola pao..
..abbay nu dasso..
..ami nu dasso
Khushi manao..
...k tawanu v kisi GREAT bande
Ne ...sms kita

Tere te qurban saddi yari ay
Hus k mar jaye aes di v teyari ay
Ik silsala na mukke saddi yari da
Asi tanu yad keeta
Chal hun teri vari aye..!

Pichhli Raat Chand ne mujhse kaha, jb tumhara dost tumhein SMS nahin karta, to tum use chhod kyon nahin dete, Maine mud kr use dekha aur kaha......................Oyeeeeeeeee
Koi Gariv v Hunda Hai

1 Var Ymraj Miss Pooja Nu lain aya. Miss Puja Kehndi Main ni Aauna, Yamraj Kehnda Kyo? Miss Pooja Kehndi Ve Main ni Aauna je na aya lain SAFARI te......

Husband : suit bara sohna paya ay
Wife : thx g
Husband : lipstick bhi sohni lagai ay
Wife : thx g
Husband : Makeup vi sohna kitta ay
Wife : thx g
Husband : sohni fir vi nahi lagdi

Vari Varsi Khatan Gya Tay

Khat K Lyanda Pjama,

Jera Aae Msg Parh K Pangra Na Pavay O

Apni Mashoq Day Bchyan Da Mama,,
Ha Ha Ha

Josh Nal Pao Pangraaa...

FULLFORM OF A GIRL
G- GOLI DENE ME SABSE AAGE
I- INNOCENT SIRF SHAKL SE
R- RONE DHONE KI AUTOMATIC MCHN
L- LADAI ME SABKI MAA
JAGO MUNDEYO JAGO..

Halat Diyan Majburiyaan Toun Main Tere Kol Aa Nahi Saqda
Bhara Dhuk Lagda Ay Tere Ho Ke V Main Tery Dard Wandha Nahi Saqda
Mujboor Aan Sari Zindagi Main Tere Naal Nibha Nahi saqda
Par Kasam Khuda di Mar Ke V Main Tera PYaar Bhula Nahi Saqda

Kuch milde ne yaar hawaa banke, kuch DUA banke, Thode yaad rehnde, bahute bhull jande, Te kuch vass jande ROOh vich saah banke...

ASSI JATT HAAN GURU DASHMESH JI DE,
KAUN HO SAKDE NE SAANU ATKAUN WALE,
OYE JAGG JAANDA JATT NAHIN MUKK SAKDE,
MUKK GAYE JATTAN NU MUKAUN WALE. . .

ishq hove eko baar raba ebbadt verga hove mera yaar raba jida naam laainde mai saari umar na thaka ik dua verga hove mera yaar raba

yari di patang di dor aisi,jedi katti na jawe.
yari di mehak aisi,jedi patti na jawe.
mainu masg na karn waleya.
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tainu 25 din tatti na aawe.

Heer Says too Ranjha

Ke Khaatyaa aay main Tere Heer Ban ky"
Ranjha

Saliye Main Kaira Ranjha Ban K SP Lag Gya AAN

Sajjna ve rabb mania hai tenu, tu saatho azmaya ni jaana, tainu gwa k sohneya saatho kujh paya ni jaana, j tu bewafa ho gya saatho eh ilzaam laya v ni jaana...

ARZ KIYA HAI!
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Saas hove taa changi hove!
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Gaur kijiyega!
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Saas hove taa changi hove!
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Nahin taa photo deewar te tangi hove!!!! ;-)

Tenu apna banaiye asi ene joge kithe, haal dil da sunaiye asi ene joge kithe, tenu yaad karna hi bas zindgi hai saadi, yaad asi tenu aaiye asi ene joge kithe...

yaar ruse tab rub russe,

yaar phir russe tho phir main mar jawa,

je yaar phir russe te,

chittar maro salle da roz daehi drama hai

Molvi ne raat ko aik haseen larki ko dekh kar pocha:
sunain G…
Aap kon hein?
Girl=gussay say ! CHURAIL,
Molvi=Tay fair chimbardi q nai…?

JATT ka intezar to 11 colgs ki ladkiyaan kar rahi hain lekin jatt ka aana mushkil he nahi namumkin hai, kyunki?

jatt

kank nu paani de reha hai.

O meri maki di roti
mare sarson de saag
Mare sooji day halwae
Mare LASSI DAY GLASS
Te aamb de achaar nsmsg na mis cal kithey ho sarkar
I MISS U YAAR

Kara key bahney assan raat sari tali aie

channa kadon aawien ga sawier hoon wali aie

dekhya na mukh tera tarey sarey luk gaie

motie day phul meri bawan vich suk gaie

DiL Nu Lag Jaan Rog Te Ki Kariye,

Kisay Di Yaad Vich Akhiyan Ron Te Ki Kariye,

Tu Sanu Milan Di Tamanna Rendi Ae Har Dam,

Par Jay Yaar Hi Pul Jaan Te Ki Kariye.. !!

Sweetoo!Mama Papa Di Jaan.Sadey wal v karo Dhiyan..Asi Bohat Han Pareshan…Towadey Wallon na koi Bell na Koi Sms da Nishan..Kithey O Meri Jaan?

Har Ik Naal Maghrori Changi Nai Hondi,

Dostan Kolon Doori Changi Nai Hondi,

Kadi Kadi Milya Vi Karo Saanu..

Har Welay SMS Naal Gal Poori Nai Hondi..

aasi thak gaye ya soniye teri kar kar udeak,
tere rahan vich palkha vichaye baithe ha,
eh thakna v hoya sanu soneo manjur,
Jado di yaari tere naal aasi layi baithe ha.

Sajna ve rabb mania hai tenu,

tu saatho azmaya ni jaana,,,

tainu gwa k sohneya saatho kujh paya ni jaana,,,
g tu befa ho gya saatho eh ilzaam laya v ni jaana tenu.....

Udass tenu vekhan to pehlan ae ankhan na rehen,khafa hove tu tan aeh saaha na
rehen,je dukh hi devan tenu zindagi vich,te me ki merian yaadan vi na rehen..

Santa prays daily for 2 hr,
“Hey vaheguru meri lottery lagade.
After 11 yrs VaheGuru angrily appeared
& said,”Khoti de putar 1 vari ticket to le ley”

ankhian vich majburi changi ni hundi,
o yaara mitran naal duri changi ni hundi,
kadde tusi v yaad kar lia karo,
har vele sadi pehal zaruri ni hundi..