Santa Banta Wishes and Status Messages - Page 10

Santa: Whts d guarantee 4 this mirror?
Shopkeeper: Throw down frm 100 ft ht,
d mirror will not break till 99 ft.!

Santa: WOW.! Thats great. Pack 10!!

Interviewer: just imagine your in 3rd floor,
it caught fire and how will u escape?

Banta : its simple, I will stop my imagination!

Santa invested 2 Lakhs in a business and suffered huge Losses.
Do u know what the business was?
He opened a Saloon in Punjab!

Boss: Where are u born?
Sardarji: Punjab.

Boss: Which part?
Sardarji: Abe whole
body was born in Punjab!

Santa proposed to a girl......
Girl said: 'I'm 1 yr elder to you'.
Santa said: 'Oye, no problem Soniye, I'll marry you next year.

Santa Singh: My doctor told me to drink carrot juice after a hot bath to cure my cold.
Banta Singh: Does it work?
Santa Singh: I don't know... I can never finish drinking the hot bath.

Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.
Santa: The future tense is "You will go to jail".

Teacher 2 sardar Ji

Make a sentence in which
1 word is used twice?

Sardar: If Lara Dutta marries Brian Lara,
they will become LARA LARA

Photographer Santa was focusing on the dead body's face in a funeral function.
Suddenly all the relatives started beating him - why?
He said "SMILE PLEASE"

SARDAR NE BIWI SEY POOCHA
AAJ THO CHICKEN BAHUTH
TASTY HAI.. KUCH KHAS
MASALA LAGAYA KYA?

BIWI: KUCH NAHI THODI SA
JAL GAYA THA... ISLIYE
BURNOL CREAM LAGAYA...

Sardar declares:
I will never marry in my life....
I'll give same advice to
my children also!!!

19 Sardars went to watch a film.
On being questioned about the big group,
they replied that the film was only for above 18...

Manager asked a sardarji at an interview
Can you spell a word that has more
than 100 letters in it?

Sardar replied: POSTBOX

It was Santa's weding aniversary.
Preeto: Shall v hav Tandoori chicken
to celebrate?

Santa:y punish da poor chicken
for da mistake v hav made

Sardarji: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.
Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?

Sardarji: Any will do, my
grandson doesn't know the alphabet yet!!

The Teacher asked all the students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except Banta.
He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"

Sardar in mysore palace,
Tourist guide sir PLz don sit there,
It's Tippu sultan's chair.

Sardar- oye don't worry yaar
I will get up when he comes..

On a romantic date Santa's girl friend asks him "Darling on our engagement, will you give me a ring?
He said "Ya, sure what's your phone number?

Tutor to Santa: wat is u r father's name.
Sanat: BEAUTYFUL RED UNDERWEAR.

Tutor: R u joking?
Santa: NO SIR! MY FATHERS'S NAME
IS "SUNDER LAL CHADDHA"

Sardar and his family went for a party. He introduces himself -
I'm sardar, she sardarnee, the boy my kid & the girl my kidney....

On Jeeto’s bday Santa had no money,
so he sent a cheque of 100 kisses.

When he returns home Jeeto said:
Thanks I got cheque cashed from bank manager.

Postman: I have to come 5 miles to deliver you this packet.
Santa: Why did u come so far? Instead u could have posted it....

Nurse: Sardarji Mubarak Ho Aap Papa Ban Gaye!!
Sardar: Meri Wife Ko Mat Bolna Main Usse Surprise Dunga!!

Sardar comes back 2 his car &
finds a note saying "Parking Fine"

He writes a note and sticks it
2 pole "Thanks 4 d complement"

Kaal
Hindi teacher asks : Kaal Kitne parkar ke hote hain?
Santa answers: Local Kaal, STD Kaal, Trunk Kaal, ISD kaal & sasria_Kaal

Talli thalle milan da wada ohne keeta si
jithe ohne talli dassi oothe te khajoor a
aide vich tusi dasso mera ki kasoor a.....?

Santa was writing something very slowly.
Banta asked: "Why are you writing so slowly?"
Santa: "I'm writing to my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast."

SARDARJI talking on cell phone.
2ND SARDAR: kis se baat kar raho ho.

1ST: biwi se.....
2ND: itne... pyar se....?
1ST: tumhari hai. . .

A sardaar and his wife filed
An application for divorce!

Judge asked, how will u
divide you have 3 childrens?

Sardar repied, "ok!
We will apply next year”

After returning back from a foreign trip,
sardarji asked his wife,

Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?

Sardar: In London a lady
asked me r u a foreigner?