Santa Banta Wishes and Status Messages - Page 9

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9 Years Ago | 0 shares | By sakshi sharma # 240

OH ji vadhaeeya ji vadhaeeya....chuare lutto ji chare lutto...tuanu ek pujabi munde kolu christmas di lakh lakh vadhaeee....!!!!!!!!

9 Years Ago | 0 shares | By aryan singh # 217

sardarji"s son :- dad there is some one at the door to collect donetion for a swimming pool ........? sardar :- give him a glass of water!!

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Jyoti Sharma # 89

ONE DAT A SARDAR STARTED KISSING A GIRL, THE GIRL SAID:RUK JAO WARNA MEIN APNI JAAN LE LOON GI. THE ANGRY SARDAR SAID, MAR JANA PER KISI DE KAM NA AANA....

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Sujit # 80

Vekho 19 tarik nu rangarang program
"UDD GE TOTE MITTRAN DE"
The CAT exam on 19 November,Sunday. LIVE n exclusive from 10.30am to 1pm at ur nearest CAT centre.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Chandan # 90

Two Sardars were walking together...

Pehla: Oye marr gaye. Meri biwi aur meri premika ek saath aa rahi hain..

Dusra: Oye main bhi yahi bolne wala tha....

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Abhijeet # 50

Sardar enters shop & shouts where is my free gift with this mineral water?
Salesman: Iske saath koi gift nahi hai. Sardar: Oye,ispe likha hai, bacteria free...

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Saket # 17

Santa: I have to learn Telugu within 6 months or I'll not be able to communicate with my child. Banta: Is it ! Why ? Santa: I have adopted a telugu child and he will start to speak after 6 months

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Rahul # 19

Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife. Two seconds later a report came to his phone and he started dancing. The report said, "DELIVERED".

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Saurabh # 15

Sardarji, tell me ..., what is the meaning of SMS ?

Sardar angrily said, i know -

it means....

S - Sardaron ke

M - Mazak udane ki

S - Service

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Rajat # 18

Sardarji & his wife going to city in auto. Driver adjusted miror. Sardarji shouted u r seeing my wife. Go & sit back. I
will drive auto.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Vikas # 84

Sardarji was asked, what is a adult joke? Reply came any joke which is eighteen years old.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Jyoti Sharma # 89

In battle Santa was wearing mosquito net instead of bulletproof Jacket Banta askd why? Santa replied:"jad machar nahi es wicho lang skda ta phir goli ki hai"

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Abhijeet # 50

Preeto: There's trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor. Banta: Water in the carburetor? That's ridiculous. Preeto: I tell you the car has water in the carburetor. Banta: You don't even know what a carburetor is. I'll check it out. Where's the car? Preeto: In the pool.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Sachitendra # 118

A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question

Interviewer - Who killed Gandhiji ?

Sardar - Thanks for giving me the job, I will investigate.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Naresh # 101

Santa: Bhagwan tu mujhe 100 Rs dega toh 50 Rs tumhe chadhaunga. Thodi door par usko 50 Rs milte hai. Sindhi: Prabhu itna bhi bharosa nahi, PEHLE HI KAAT LIYA

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Piyush # 27

Inspector to Santa: Faansi se pehle, bata teri aakhri ichha kya hai?Santa: Mere pair upar aur sier neeche kar k faansi de do!

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Shinde # 20

“ Santa goes to a hotel and orders chiken
Waiter: french or spanish?
Santa: jehra margi le aa,
main kehra gallan karniya ne
buurrraaaaa! ”

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Bhawesh # 48

Once a sardar was looking at a WANTED poster & was wondering

Saala wanted tha to photo kheenchne ke baad use jaane kyon diya ?

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Vijay # 38

SHADI KARNE KE LIYE SARDAAR NE SABSE CHOTI LADKI CHUNI... KARAN PATA KARNE GAYE TO PATA CHALA SARDAR JI NE KAHA KI MUSIBAT JITNI CHOTTI HO UTNA ACCHA.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Pramod # 67

Baari
barsi khatan
gaya si...
Khat k liyanda
''HELLO''






Je SMS nahi karna
....
te mobile bech k "LANDLINE" le lo.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Vibhu # 29

Sardar to another sardar.:)......to bata k meri tokri me kya hai,to sab ande tere,or ye bata ke kitney hain to 8 ke 8 tery,aur agar ye bata dey kis ke hain to murgi bi teri.
2nd Sardar Hint dey yar

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Pramod # 67

Wat is d height of telling a lie? A nigro telling his nigro girlfriend "tennu kala chashma jachda hai jachda hai gore mukhde te".

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Nitin Dhiman # 126

Rang De Basanti dekhne k baad ek Sardar ko bahut Gussa aaya. Friend asked:Why u r so much angry? Sard:Saala poori film me Basanti dikhi nahi....

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Varun # 60

Once a donkey kickd a sardar n ran away. Sardar ran 2 catch d donkey, he saw a zebra n strtd beatng it n said "track suit pehen ke aaya to mai pahchanunga nahi kya? ..."

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Cassandra Isabel Anc # 128

Photographer Santa was focusing on the dead body''s face in a funeral function. Suddenly all the relatives started beating him - why? He said "SMILE PLEASE"

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Rajiv Dhiman # 115

A Sardar went to museum, there he broke a statue. OFFICER: you have broken a 5000 yrs old statue !! Sardar:ThankGod ! Mujhe laga naya tha.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Awadhesh # 98

Santa ne achanak Aankhe kholte hue kaha, Doctor sahib,kya mera Operation kamyab raha? sabar se kaam lo beta,Main Doctor nhi, YAMRAJ hun"......"

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Md # 53

A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house... still he was in jail.......why? coz all the 6 were fire brigade staff !

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Angad # 92

teacher says; translate it into future tense i kill the man sardar says; you go to jail hhh

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Lerma Plata Penarand # 123

4 kam kareo,cheti


1 phone switch off karo
2 battery kholo
3 sim card todo
4 phone nu road te sut do.Jad koi message hi nahin karna te phone di ki lod hai...

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