Vekho 19 tarik nu rangarang program
"UDD GE TOTE MITTRAN DE"
The CAT exam on 19 November,Sunday. LIVE n exclusive from 10.30am to 1pm at ur nearest CAT centre.
ONE DAT A SARDAR STARTED KISSING A GIRL, THE GIRL SAID:RUK JAO WARNA MEIN APNI JAAN LE LOON GI. THE ANGRY SARDAR SAID, MAR JANA PER KISI DE KAM NA AANA....
Sardar enters shop & shouts where is my free gift with this mineral water?
Salesman: Iske saath koi gift nahi hai. Sardar: Oye,ispe likha hai, bacteria free...
Santa: I have to learn Telugu within 6 months or I'll not be able to communicate with my child. Banta: Is it ! Why ? Santa: I have adopted a telugu child and he will start to speak after 6 months
Santa: Bhagwan tu mujhe 100 Rs dega toh 50 Rs tumhe chadhaunga. Thodi door par usko 50 Rs milte hai. Sindhi: Prabhu itna bhi bharosa nahi, PEHLE HI KAAT LIYA
In battle Santa was wearing mosquito net instead of bulletproof Jacket Banta askd why? Santa replied:"jad machar nahi es wicho lang skda ta phir goli ki hai"
Preeto: There's trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor. Banta: Water in the carburetor? That's ridiculous. Preeto: I tell you the car has water in the carburetor. Banta: You don't even know what a carburetor is. I'll check it out. Where's the car? Preeto: In the pool.
Sardar to another sardar.:)......to bata k meri tokri me kya hai,to sab ande tere,or ye bata ke kitney hain to 8 ke 8 tery,aur agar ye bata dey kis ke hain to murgi bi teri.
2nd Sardar Hint dey yar
Once a donkey kickd a sardar n ran away. Sardar ran 2 catch d donkey, he saw a zebra n strtd beatng it n said "track suit pehen ke aaya to mai pahchanunga nahi kya? ..."
Photographer Santa was focusing on the dead body''s face in a funeral function. Suddenly all the relatives started beating him - why? He said "SMILE PLEASE"