Ravi's Quote Collection - Page 6

There was a man who said, "I never knew what happiness was until I got married...and then it was too late!"

U know the relationship between SMILE & Ur FACE, Ur face looks good when it has SMILE on it but SMILE
looks better when it is on Ur Face. :

Patient: Doctor! Doctor! Everyone keeps on copying me!
Doctor: Doctor! Doctor! Everyone keeps on copying me!

This new drug Viagra takes the concept of recreational drugs to a whole new level, doesn''t it?

He melted me with our first tiny kiss!

When first we met we did not guess that Love would prove so hard a master.

We love in another''s soul whatever of ourselves we can deposit in it; the greater the deposit, the greater the love.

Patrick was in charge of Bingo at his church. He called the numbers in Latin so the Pritestants wouldn''t win.

What''s brown and sounds like a bell?
DUNG

Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
To visit its flat mate!

Love is not altogether a delirium, yet it has many points in common therewith.

All you need is love.

Happy Anniversary and May your marriage be Blessed with love, joy And companionship For all the years of your lives.

Let us endeavor so to live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.

Love doesn''t require two people look at each other, but that they look together in the same direction

It feels nice when some1 misses u, feels good when some1 loves u. feels better when some1''s with u. But it feels the best when some1 never 4gets u.

An icing can make a cake so sweet, A string can make a balloon so high, A matches can make a candle so bright, i hope that my simple hi can make you smile and happy.

Oh my dear friend you are too good to be real but you were right there i wish u were here.......
gudnite bby... love u...

Dun b 2 gud i mite miss u,
Dun be 2 caring i mite like u,
Dun be 2 sweet..i Mite faLL,
its hard 4 me to love u when u wont love me after all...

whenever i want to see u,i''ll just close my eyes, if god decides to take u away from me then i''ll ask god to close my eyes forever............

One Who drinks have alkohal heart
One who smokes have cloudy heart
But dont eat sugar because you already my SWEET HEART

Finally hum Uth Gaey hain.
To Jis Jis ne hamein Good Morning Kehna hai,
Wo Line mein Kharey Hojaein,
Kindly AIk Doosrey ko Dhakka mat Dein..
1 Bajey Tak Darshan Hongey...

Yesterday is but a dream, tomorrow is only a vision,
but today well lived makes everyday a dream of happiness
& every tom a vision of hope. Luk well, therefore to this day.

They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak.

Said to a railroad engineer:
What''s the use of having a train schedule if the trains are always late.
The reply from the railroad engineer:
How would we know they were late, if we didn''t have a schedule?

Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
A: Run like hell....she''s got a hand grenade in her mouth.

I never knew what real happiness was until I got married. And by then it was too late.

Pope Sixtus VI"s six texts.

A New Year"s resolution is something that goes in one year and
out the other.

Husband: Honey, why are you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Wife: Because I married the wrong man!

if it is Head means. You are my friend. If it is
Tail means. I am your Friend...!

I''m thinking u. I want to be with u. I am longing for u. I have a crush on u. I want to hug and kiss u. I love u. Ikaw, love mo rin ba ang letter u?

The one thing we can get enough of is love And the one thing we never give enough is love.

I''ve seen you hanging round
This darkness where I''m bound
And this black hole I''ve dug for me
And silently within
With hands touching skin
The shock breaks my disease
And I can breathe lifeboy

Special friends see heart-to-heart even when they don''t see eye-to-eye. You are indeed SPECIAL b''coz i
always see YOU in my HEART.....

I miss you , all the time of my life . i need you every moment . i love you all the time .

LOVE IS BLIND
BE VERY KIND
WHEN I KISS U
PLZ DONT MIND

As u open ur eyes, ill be thinking of u. As u begin a new day, ill be prayin 4u. As u face problems, ill be just beside u. Remember ill be with u 4 ever.......

AJ
mujhe
APP
SAY
KUCH
KEHNA HAY
WO
BAAT
JO
APP
SUNNA
CHAHOOO
WOHI
3 LAFZ
JO
DIL KO
CHUU
JAIN
I MISS YOU!!! |

This is not fair! How could u do this? Didn''t expect this from you! Got a whole Channel on ur name and didn''t even tell me? Animal Planet!

Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity.

If you think nobody cares if you''re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

How lucky I am to have known someone who was so hard to say goodbye to.
Love you dear.

Allah Bless U N Keep U Safe Not Only Today But Through Life That is coming In Ur Way. May Year To Follow Be Among The Best U ve Ever Spend.

I may run out of message to text you.
I may run out of jokes too.
I may also run out of battery or even a Tk. too.
But my heart won''t run out of space for you!

!, n 3^o

I blame nature for being born at this era of pollution,strange diseases,unemployment,crime name them.But the joy of finding u in this era has made it the best 4 me.

Boy: what will u give me as reward if i climb Mt.Everest? Girl: A push.

Don''t think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey!

AMLI kehnda hai: Kafan na pao mere Chehre te, mainu aadat hai muskraun di.
Ajj di raat na dafnaao mainu yaro, aaj umeed hai Bhukki wale truck de aaun di.