Funny Hindi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 11

1bar ankh or dil me Ladai ho gyi,
DIL:-dekte ho tum
or dard hme hota he
ANKH:-dil lgate ho tum or rote h hm

Tab GAAL bola:-kamino thappad to me khata hu..

Zindagi shuruat 'S' se hoti he..
S 4 suraj
S 4 subah
S 4 shaam
S 4 swagat
S 4 samay
USKE BAAD

S 4 sagai
S 4 shaadi
FIR..
S 4 SAAS, SASUR,SAALI,SAALA


FIR

' SATYANASH '

BE READY 2 BLOW
UP UR MIND-
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Bataiye Sach baat itni chubhti kyu hai???
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kyunki ...

Sach baat me POINT hota hai.

`````` RAJNI POWER ````

"Ek Baar RajniKant Ke BanduK Ki
GoLiya KhataM Ho Gayi...

to usne Kuch Kaha
to Dushman Mar Gaya Kya Kaha..*
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"DhisKaooo"

Murgi anda deti hai,
aur gaai dudh deti hai,
to aisa kon hai jo dudh bhi deta hai,
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anda bhi deta hai?
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Dukandar
Dont clap plz.
I know am genious.

Aap chale gye to Baag se titliyan chali gayi.

Phool murjha gaye
Patte jhad gaye.

Ab aur mat satao..

GARDEN mein pani dena hai,
Kaam par laut aao..!!

kaun kehta hai ke sirf macchar khoon choosa karte hai.......................................
kabhi roaming me jake dekho ye mobile company wale kuch kam nahi hote!!!

Zindagi ki race mein agar sab se 1st aana chahte ho to..

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Uska ek hi secret hai

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Kisi ko batana mat plz

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Akele bhago.

Do u knw?
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Badal itne kaley kyo hote he.?
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Kyoki vo dhup me bahut gumte he.

P$M ka sahara na hota,

eco park ka wo nazara na hota

maurya lok aur buddha park ko banaya na hota

TO PATNA KA KOI STUDENT AWARA NA HOTA...

chalo aaj kush tufani karte h.
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girlfrnd ko bolte h recharge karvane ko.....

Zindgi me 1 baat hamesha yaad rakhna mere dosto.....
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Aansu pochne ko to bahut milte hai.....
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magar koi naak pochne ko nahi milta....
Isliye apna Rumaal sath lekr Chale.........

Technology kya hai?

Ek time wo tha
jab log msg kabutar se bhejte the..
ek aaj ka time hai
hum msg
kabutaro ko bhej rahe hai..!!
hurr hurr.

Height of Kaminapan:
A boy listening to extremely sad song and thinking..
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Kaunsi wali ko yaad karu yaar!!

45kg Ki Ladki ko Uthane mein Ladko ko koi Preshani nahi hoti,
But 18Kg ka Gas Cylinder ko Uthane mein Ladko ke pasine chhut jate hai.
Kyun?
Kaminapan hai aur kya.

Meri shaadi ki date fix ho gayi hai..
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Aisa bolke, Champa ne Chaman ke haath main usake shaadi ka card diya aur wo bhaag gai....

Jaane Do apane ko kya.

jab Sacchi Lagan Ho
Josh Ho

Junun Ho

Himmat Ho
Kartavya Palan Ka Jazba Ho
Dhiraj Ho

Kadi Mehnat Ho
To Aap Bhi

Ha Aap Bhi





'GARMI ME BINA NAHAYE RAH SAKTE Hai'

Suna hai pyaar karne walo ki neend uud jaati hai...
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jiski b uud gayi ho wo plz mujhe subah jaldi utha diya karo meri neend nahi khulti.

Newton was soo silly ..
1 apple ko girte hue dekha to gravity ki khoj kar li....
25 saal se susu kar raha tha, wo kya upar jaata tha??

Wat Is Common Betwn McDonald & 2days Share Market..
Dono Jagah Hmare Baap Dada K Jmane K
PRICE Chal Rahe He..

1 Bottle me 11 fish,
1 fish ko bahar nikal diya, water
Level badh gya.
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Bcoz Other 10 Fishes start crying!
Q k Har 1 Frnd zaruri hota hai
yaar

Agar "EXAM" me paper kathin ho to
Ankhe band karo
gehari saans lo or zor se kaho-
"Ye Subject Bahut Mazedar H,Ise Agle Saal Fir Padenge.

“ Pyaar Pyaar Pyaar
Pyaar Pyaar Pyaar
Pyaar Pyaar Pyaar
Pyaar Pyaar Pyaar
Pyaar Pyaar Pyaar
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DEKHA!!
Kitna pyaar bhara sms bheja tumko!!
Kisi aur ne kabhi bheja hai??

Dimaag test karne k 2 tarike...

Apna sir cow k muh k paas kariye.

Agar cow door jaye to samjhiye ki Gobar h. Aur, agar paas aaye to samjhiye k bhusa h.

Ye Sms jis Khoobsurat Insan ko milta hai.
Wo 5 second baad Behosh ho jaata hai..

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Nahi huye?
Khoobsurat hote to behosh ho jate..
Mujhe to bohat mushkil se hosh aaya tha, uff..!!

Daru ho gayi sasti,
Ham karege masti,
chhak ke piyege,
Has ke jiyege,
Na aaye kisi ki yaad,
Theke wale Zindabad,
Send to all Sharabi,
Humko to sirf aapka pata tha!
Bruuaaaaa

Indian AAM AADMI
Yeh Anna hazare be le lo
Yeh Lokpall be le lo
Bhale cheen lo Hum se Bipasha Basu
Magar Hum Ko Lauta do
Woh Kimti Purani
Woh Atta
Woh Gas
Woh Bijli
Woh Pani
Badi Meharbaani…!
Badi Meharbaani…!

mere baat gaur se suno
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dettol se mat nhana
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dettol kitano ko mar detha hai
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aur hum apko khona nahi chahte

Arz kiya hai.....
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Naa Dekh Aasmaan Ko Itni
Hasrat Se aye - Dost !!!
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Warna...
Koi PARINDA Tere Muhh Per
POTTY kar Jayega....
Wah wah..

Agar apki shadi nhi hui to

is saal kr lena.
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q ki
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Kya pata agle saal
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.GOVT iske liye v ENTRANCE EXAM
lne ki soch le..