Funny Hindi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 12

A luvr is not one who says-"main teri kismt me ni
muje bhul ja."
Bt a true luvr is one who says-"tu padai par dhyan
de,placement k baad ghr se utha lunga.

Tiger: Ye saale DISCOVERY channel
wale bahut pareshan karte hain
Monkey:- Kya Hua?
Tiger :- are koi privacy nahi rahi,
phir kehte hen TIGER kam ho rahe hai

Highlight of the year 2050….!!!
1. Rajnikant in Dhoom 22.
2. Golmaal 15 is ready for release.
3. I will play the next world cup – Sachin Tendulkar.
4. Shahid & Saif attended Kareena’s 8th wedding.
5. Petrol – Rs 1984/ litre.

Agr apko koi Anjaan Parsel mile!

To use Na kholen!

Usme Meri Photo ho sakti hai

Or apki zara si laparwahi










Apko mera DIWANA bana sakti hai...

pimple pimlpe littel star sare kanjush mere yaar jo na kare mujhe sms 4 uske muh par ho jaye pimple hajar

What is the moral of rajnikant movie ROBOT

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Ladkiya ladko ka hi nahi machino ka dimag bhi kharab kar deti hai.

Nahi karti thi pyar,
To mujh ko bataya hota!
Bula ke park me u dhoke se,
Apne bhaiyo se to na pitvaya hota

1 Bacha bohat der se ro raha tha
Maa ne pocha
Mere laal ko kya chahiye?

Toffee
Bhishkit
Ya
Milk?

Bachcha:
Bas Ek sanam chahie
aashqi ke liye..!!

Me sawan hu tum badal ho,
Me normal hut um pagal ho,
Me pani hu tum taki ho,
Me tarjan hu tum manky ho.

Sasural me damad ki izzat kyo zyada hoti h ?

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Qki vo jante he ye Wohi mahaan aadmi h, jisne hamare ghar ka toofan sambhal rakha h...

Jab tumne tham li hai mere jiwan ki door,
Jab tumne tham li hai mere jiwan ki door,
Fir kyu mange ye dil more, ye dil mange mor.

sorry kuch dino se msg nahi kar paya.
jail me tha
murder case me
actually 1 ladki ko smile kya de di
k vo khushi ke mare mar gayi

Aaj wo hum se jannat me takra gaye,
Aaj wo hum se jannat me takra gaye,
Aur hamare muh se awaz nikali,
Fate muh…. Tusi ithe bhi aa gaye.

Govt. SchooL Ki LADKi Ko G.F Banane Ka Natija:
B.F Ko PenDrive De Kr Bolti Hai Ki
"Mere Ko Esme FaceBook DaaL Kr Dena;
Mai Bhi CHaLaungi..!

Jab tum udas ho jao to to,
Aaine ke samne jakar jor se kaho me bahut aakarsak hu,
Aisa bar-bar kaho, is se tum apne dukh par control kar loge,
Par ise apni aadat mat banne dena, kyu ki jhuthe log narak me jate hai.

Zindagi Tanha Tanha Thi Mera Koi Acha Dost Nahi Tha Lekin Phir Aap Meri Zindagi Me Aye To Mujhe Ehsas Hua K “Akelay Hi Sukoon Tha.

Ye kaun sa jaam tum ne hum ko pila diya,
Ye kaun sa jaam tum ne hum ko pila diya,
Is sarfire ka sara system hila diya.

Height Of Friendship. :)
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1st Friend : Yar Aik Kam Karay Ga ...???
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2nd Friend: Nahi

Aapka har message mere rom-rom me gudgudi peda kar deta hai,
Mera dil jor se dhadkta hai,
Kasoor aapka nahi hai,
Ye mobile hi vibration par hota hai.

The Most "Heart Breaking" Moment In Our Childhood
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Ghar Aaye Mehmano K Diye Hue 500rs .
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Jab Mummy Wapish Le Leti Hai

PHYSICS kitni Easy hoti Agr?=
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Apple ki jaga tree gira hota.

Salla Newton he mara jata. :

Wo ladka Aaj bhi garmi se mar raha hai...
Jisse
kisi
Ladki
ne
1
baar
kaha
tha...


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"Tum is sweater ko pehan kar Salman khan lagte ho.."

GIRLS ARE LIKE WATER
BOYS ARE LIKE MOBILE
WATER FALL ON MOBILE
OR
MOBILE FALL ON WATER
WATT TO MOBILE KI HI LAGTI HAI YAAR

Zindagi ki raaho mein zab koi mod aaye...
Zindagi ki raaho mein zab koi mod aaye...
Give indicator, Blow horn aur mud zaayein.

1day i askd my heart.
What is love?
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Heart replied.
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Dekh bhai,
apna kaam blood pump karnah.
So Dont ask Any Que. OUTof Syllabus.

Apne India ka kuch nahi ho sakta...
kyunki?
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Buddhe Desh Chla raha hai aur Jawan Facebook.

bhagwan har 1 bache k ghar jake use prem nahi de sakta, isliye usne MAA banai; ...vaise hi har 1 admi k ghar ja k usko sidha nahi kar sakta isliye Biwi banayi....

GOLDEN WORDS

Jo shaks eid k baad apne dosto
ko treat deta ha,

us ko chand jesi Dhulhan milti hai...

Duniya me apna muqam kuch is tarah se banao ki...
agar Mar bhi jao to log ye bole...

"Banda asal zindagi me to kabhi milta nahi tha,
par facebook par REGULAR update kartha tha...

Neend jub mujhey aaghosh main laiti hay,
Aapka chehra nigahoon mein bus jaata hay,

ek dum say meri aankh khul jaati hay,
Dil se bay sakhta yeh awaaz aati hay,
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“maaaa BHOOT”