Funny Hindi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 10

Kehte hein waqt se pehle or Qismat k bina kisi ko kuch nahi milta…

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Mere paas waqt nahi or larkio k paas Qismat nahi…

1 juth aapki zindgi ke 5 min kam kar deta hai,
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1 muskurahat aapki zindgi ke 10 min badha deti hai,

Moral: Haste Haste juth bolo to bhi 5 min ka faayda hai.

Apne suna hoga Maa-Baap ke karmo ka Fal Beto ko milta hai,
Lekin kabhi-kabhi Maa-Baap ke karmo ka Fal,
Unke DAMADON ko bhi Bhugatana padta hai!

Sadest story ever....

Wo roz khti he ke mjhe apni tasvir mms kro..
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E DOST...
Us nadan ko ye kaise batau k mere pas.
Nokia 1100 he......

Garmi se bachney ke liye
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Pyar Kya hai?

P: Phone Karo = Paise ki barbadi

Y: Yaad Karo = Dimag ko tension

A: Azadi Kho Do = Kahin Aur mat dekho

R: Rona Dhona Saho = Kabhi mat hanso

To tension mat lo yaar, Mat karo Pyar,
Sirf Line Maro Yaar

Shadi me dulhan ko ghungat me Q rakha jata hai

Socho

socho

nai pata

Taki kisi ke muh se ye na nikal jaye ki

Abe ye to meri wali thi!

Arz kiya hai..
Khushi wo Chiz hai jis se Gum bhulaya jata hai..
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Gum wo chiz Hai mere dost
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Jis se
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Lifafa chipkaya jata hai.

Sirf 2 log muqaddar wale hote hai,
Ek wo jinko sachcha pyar milta hai,
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Dusra wo jinka TARBOOZ meetha nikalta hai,
Enjoy the tarbooz season.

Is ke badhkar mohabbat ka imtehaan kya hoga,
usne raat main mujhe kabristan main akela chod diya yeh keh kar...

Pyar kiya toh darna kya..

LADNE se "MOHABBAT" badhti hai.
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Yeh keh kar santa ke gf santa ko aankh pe"MUKKA"mar ke bhag gayi, pagli kahi ki
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_/ /_It's not fair

Jindgi ki race me agar first aana chahte ho to uska ek hi secert h






kisi ko btana mat plz





akele bhago..:-)

Ek important message:-

Agar Kabhi toot kar bikhar jao to mujhe yaad kar lena.
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kyu ki
Mere pas 5Rs
wala fevi-quick bekaar pada h

Sab Kehte Hai Dunia Me
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Maa-Baap Se Badkar Koi
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Isliye
Jaldi Se Shadi Karlo
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Maa-Baap Ban Jao
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Rishta Wahi,
Soch Nyi..

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Bed Aur Bister Bhej Diya Hai,Aaj fir'BORA' bichhakar mat sona OK?
Gud Nite

Naraj Ho.

Gusse me ho.

Mood off he,

Bor ho rahe ho.

Man nahi lag raha he.

Achi bat he mujhe SMS nahi karoge to esa hi hoga

gita me krishna ne kaha
the,kaluge me 2 dost honge jisme 1 DANA
or 1 PAPI hoga.DANI SMS krega or papi
padh kr muskraega haso papiyo haso......

Bachpan ki wo Amiri na jaane kanha kho Gayi...

Warna..

Kabhi...

-Baarish ke paani may Hamare
bhi jahaaz chala karte the..!

Qudrat Ne
Aurat ko Haseen Banaya.. !!!

Khubsurti Di..
Hirni Si Aankhein..
Resham Se Baal..
Gulab K Pankhriyon Se Hont..
Pyaar Bhra Dil Diya..

Phir Zaban Di:
Aur Sub Satya-Naas Ho Gaya

TAJJUB HAI-

Aap jaise izzatdar log bhi road ke kinare katori lekar khade hote hai,

Aakhir kyu,

Sirf do char
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Panipuri k liye...............!!

Ladkiya apne bf ka naam kuch aise save karti hai
1- jaanu
2- jaan
3- my love
4- sweet heart
5- shona..
Aur ladke apni gf ka naam aise save karte hai
1- usman plumber
2- babu chapdi
3- afzal tonda
4- suleman chaiwala...
5- low battery
6- costomer care

Wo Konsi Cheez Hai Jo Fridge Mein Rakhne Ke Baad Bhi Garam Rehti Hai ??

Nahi Pata? :o
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Garam Masala! :P

Dekha, Genius Hoon, Par Kabhi Gharoor Nahi Kiya! ;)

Mai un 4 logo ko muddat se dhoond rhi hu jinko meri nizi zindgi me itna jyada interst h.?
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Ghr wale Hamesa bolte h
"4 LOG dekenge to kya bolenge".?

us insaan se zyaada badnaseeb is Dunia me kaun Hoga...
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Jiski maggi me masala na nikle !!

Jab ek Kutte ki maut aati hai..
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Toh
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KUTTA MAR JAATA HAI...

beta,
har baat mein twist expect nahi karte....
Kutta hai,..., Rajnikant thodi na hai....!

Hum pani kyu pite hain?
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kyuki hum use kha nahi sakte
taali mat bajao plz..
kasam se bachpan se genius hu,
par kabhi ghamand nahi kiya!

Ek akalmand insaan ne bewkuf se puchha...
'Saari Duniya Tumhe Bewkuf Kyon Kehti Hai?'
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Niche kya dekh rahe ho jawab do...

Har MARD ka khawab:

Fit Salary

5 Bedroom House

4 Wheel Gaari

2 Pyary Bachay

1 Black Berry

2 Cute Girl Friends

Aur
1 Goongi Biwi.

Duniya ki best 'MAA' to har BETE k pas hoti hai,
Lekin pata nahi duniya ki best 'BIWI' Dusro ke pas hi kyu hoti hai !!!

Mulayam singh is so happy with Akhilesh,
That he is planning to rename the state as 'Puttar Pradesh'
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