Funny Hindi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 13

Na tum chat par aati, Na me deewana hota,
Na tum chat par aati, Na me deewana hota,
Na tum pathar marte , Na me kana hota,
Duniya me bewafao ki kami nahi hai…..

SERIOUS MSG: ? Jivan me ek baat yaad RAKHNA dost__Aansu PONCHHNE Wale bahut milenge ?

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Naak PONCHNE Wala koi nhi milega__SO hamesha RUMAAL sath rakhna_____!:-)

Ab suraj ko hi dekh lo,
Aata hai usha ke sath,
Rehta hai kiran ke sath,
Jata hai sandhya ke sath,
Aur sota hai nisha ke sath!!

Exam + Rawdy Rathore
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Jo Mai Padhta Hu 'Wo Mai Likhta Hu,
or
Jo Mai Nai Padhta Hu'Wo Mai
"Definetly"
Likhta Hu..

O burai ke rasgule,
Paap ki barfi,
Bewafai ke ladu,
Matlabi gulabjamun,
Dhokebaaz jalebi,
Jhut ki namak pari!
Tu bahut sweet hai re….!

Sabhi student ko Infom kiya jata
hai ki wo apne results aane se
pehle
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Ghar ki sab
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Chapallen
belts
pipes
wires
bat
jhaDu
wipar
etc.
Chupa de..
Nahi to Result kharab aaya to
khamakha padosiyo ko free
Action Drama dekhne ko
miljayega...

I Love U
I Love u
I Love U
I Love u
I Love U
I Love u
I Love U
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Oh shit... .
RASNA to bola hi nahi...
I Love U RASNA... Garmi aa gai na

!@#$$##$$$^%&())+)*(&*&^%$#@@@#$$%^^^&&*(__(*&%$ ##@#&*&?"}::_+|+_)*(^%$##$% aakhe faad ke kya dekh rahe ho jaki chan ka sms aya tha forward kar diya

You Know India Ke Dog Itne Kamjor Kyu
Hote
hai?
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Kyu Ki?
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Kyu Ki Dharmendra Unka khun pee jata
hai. ..

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Abe yaar din main tare daikh rahe ho.
Tabeat to theek hai...

Zindagi ki keemat ka andaza maut ke baad he hota hai
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For example
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Zinda murgi
Rs 100/-
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Chicken Tandoori
Rs 480/-.

chalo sms sma kheltey hain
pehle tum sms kro
phir tum sms kro
phir se tum sms kro
1 bar phr tum sms kro
bas 1 last sms tum kro
bas!baqi ka khel kal khelen ghey

Ladies se bhari bus ka accident ho gya Sari ladies mar gyi ?
? sbke pati 1-1 ghnte roye_________ ? santa 2 ghnte roya.. ?

? _______ ? Q?? _____ ? Qki uski wife se bus miss ho gyi thi. ? !! ...

1-5 years girls
love MOM
6-15 years girls
love DAD
16-30 years girls love ME 30-60 years they love HUSBAND
61-100 years they love......... Aish kar Ja ye tu rakh le

kal ka kaam aaj mat karo,

usko kal tak rakho..

Kya pata us kaam ko karne ki jarurat hi na pade

Aap mujhe itna
pasand ho jaise

Ullu ko Raat
Dentist ko daant

Gadahe ko Laat
Garib ko Gaddi
Kutte ko Haddi
aur Nange ko chaddi.

Pasand hai..

A maut tu kbhi aaye to yu chupke se aa jana, k Mere dosto ko na pata chale,

Warna
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sab kamine h, pata chala to uski b party mangege!

bahduri ka matlab:
raat ko late nyt club se nashe me bilkul tun ghar lotna
papa hath mein hockey stick lekar gate khole aur tum kaho- yo dad chak de india!

Ladkiya paraya dhan hai, to ladke kya?
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Nahi pata kya?
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Ek No. ke CHOR,
jinki nazar hamesha paraye dhan par hi lagi hoti hai.

petrol k dam ladkiyo k tarah hote hai pata chal jaye ki aap uske bina reh nhi sakte to unke bhav badh jaate hai

Difference of Nature:
Two girls wearing same T-Shirt
Response: Kamini “COPIED MY STYLE”
2 boys wearing same T-Shirt
Response: O Mera Bhai.

Pyaar main jo kabhi pakde jaao…..
Pyaar main jo kabhi pakde jaao…..
Der na karo,foran bhai bahan ban jaao….

Ek sharaabi ki daastaan...........




Soch raha hoon ki daaru chhod du..


Par.....!


Kiske paas chhodu.!



Saale sabhi kamine hain,



pee jayege...

Aap kis gum me bethe ho,
Mera ek kaam kar do na,
Meri julfo ko lehra kar,
Ju nikal do na !

Aisa Kaun Sa Janvar Hai,
Jo Kutte Jaisa Hota hai,
Par
Chalta 3pairo Se hai..?
SOCHO

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NEHI MALUM






Simple

LANGDA KUTTA..!!

Ye sulagta jism,
ye kanpkapate honth,
ye thartharata badan,
ye ladkhadati aawaz,…..
mujhe pahle ho pata tha,tujhe malaria hua hai

1 Ladka 2 Ladkiyo Ka Picha Kar Raha Tha.
Ladki- Sharm Nahi Aati Pichha Karte Ho. Bhaago Ya Fir Ek Aur Ladke Ko Lao.

Duniya gol hai!!proof chahiye?
Cockroch chuhe se darta hai,chuha billi se,
billi kutte se,kutta admi se,
admi apni GIRLFRND se,
aur GIRLFRND cockroch se.

Tum pass aaye ….
U muskuraye…
Apne 32 daat tumne dikhaye…
Dekh ke mera dil foot-foot ke rota hai,
Tum se brash bhi thik se hota hai!!

Agar mai mar jau to mera gum mat karna
Ansu B mat bahana mere liye

Sidhe
upar aa jana


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