Funny Hindi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 19

RAM JI KE LANKA JEETNE K BAAD

SHURPNAKHA : Mera KYA Hoga?

RAMJI : Kalyug me Ayodhya pe raaj karogi, MAYAWATI Naam Hoga, par VIVAH phir bhi nahi hoga

Awesum fact.....

Colleges & schools ko log swarg kente hai.....

Tabhi toh bujurg log kente hai ki " jodiyaan swarg me banayi jaati hai

After Valentine's Day
15th Feb:-Slap Day (dhisooooom)
16th Feb:-Gift wapas Day
17th Feb:-Ladai Day
18th Feb:-Manane ki koshish Day
19th Feb:-Break-up Day
20th Feb:-Dusri Dhundho Day

?2 Line pesh kar raha houn...pasand aaye to taaliyan bajakar duaon se navaziega..
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SHUKRIYA..:-)

Story of the day Ek ladka raste se ja raha tha.Usse ek chirag mila.Uss ne usse ghisa.Tho ek zordaar dhamaka hoa.moral of the story:Aladin ka zamana gaya,beta, ye bomb ka zamana hai-Mumbai Police

Ye zindagi bhut chhoti si
hai so enjoy karo...
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kab PYAR ho jaye aur
life tabah ho jaye....

Msg in demand for college students_
Hoto pe hasi aur dil mein gum hai..
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hoto pe hasi ,aur dil me gum hai..
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kya teri bhi attendance 75% se kam hai..?

Patang Rs=175
Dori Rs.250
Firki=Rs.50
Total=Rs.475
Wastage of money
ROYAL STAG=Rs.350
Piyo aur patang ke sath khud bhi udo...

Log zindagi ki mushkile na jane kaise solve kr lete h..:-O
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Humse toh book k solved examples b sahi se solve ni hote.

10yrs phle 1 samosa 50p ka aur 1 mobil cal 8rs.ka,
Aaj 1 cal 50pa ka & 1 samosa 8rs ka...
Mehangai badhi nahi,bas idhar udhar hui hai.
Yours,
Dr.Manmohan singh

Dil banta he dosto se,
dost bante he pyar se,
pyar banta he pariwar se,
pariwar banta he ghar se,
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ghar banta he.
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AMBUJA CEMENT SE!

Ye baat sunke mere Haatho se Gol gappa h gir gya..
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Jab Gol gappe wale ne kaha- "Please give Your Feedback on Our Facebook Page"....

Aaj Kal do Cheeze Sirf Kismat Walo Ko hi Milti Hain .............
(1) Jungle me Ghumta Hua White Haathi
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(2) Without Affairs Wala Jeevan Saathi..

Koi mujhe batao ki ye sale 4 log kaun hai jo meri life me mere se b jyda intrestd h
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Qki ghrwale hmesha yhi kehte rehte h.

'' 4 LOG DEKHENGE TO KYA SOCHENGE ''

Shayad Mene Apni Zindagi Ki Ahmiyat Ko Samjha hi Nahi..........
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Agar Samjha Hota To Mai Apni Zindagi Facebook Par Barbad Na Karta

Sci.khta h ki? Pani boil krne se ktanu mrjt hPar sci. ko ye nhi pata ki kitanu k mrne k bd un ki Dead bodies to pani me hi reh jti h,Stupid!Ma kasam bachpan se genius hu lekin kabhi ghamnd nhi kiya

Kripya Dhyaan De....
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Dhyan dene ke liye
Shukriya.:-):)
agar itna dhyaan padhaai pe dete to IIT
me hote..

PHILOSPHY of students: Kbi socha aaj pdhenge.,Kbi socha kl pdhenge.,Fir socha jb exms ayege tb pdhengeOr jb xam aye tb socha"Ab kya Khak pdhenge''

Barso pahale Delhi me 1 ped tha
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lutere us ped k niche baith kar chori k mal ka batwara kiya karte the
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Ab vaha parliament he...

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Bada Mendak Gira

Ager Mobile INDIA Me bante to Usme Templates Kuch Aise hote --
1. Kuttey call kar jaldi.
2. Cigerret lete hua aana.
4. Yar kisi ladki ka No. to de
5. Kaha hai bey?
8. Ghumne chal raha hai kya?

Dharkan ruk gai meri to,,,
ye Sunn kar
FARAZ

JaB Light gai aur kaam wali Maasi Ne kaha

"what the hell is this";-)
U Dont have generator...??

agar kabhi tumara akele ka panga 10 aadmi k sath ho jaye to muje bulana
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maine kabi kisiko maar khate nahi dekha hai

Galti se aapka number deleter hogaya.
Ek mis call kar do.
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sbko bheja,dekna jinke paas bilkul dimaag nahi he wo call karegne.

Nalayak bano to aise bano.
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jis din kitab kholo
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khud kitab k panne tumse puchhe

Beta aaj tabiyat to theek hai na ya pee rakhi hai...:

Attitude During VIVA :

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External- Kya Karke Aaye Ho ?

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Me- Breakfast !! Aur Aap ??...

no drama
no excuse
no sorry
no thanks
& don't say i m busy
always say...
yar tere liye to meri jan b hazir he...
bs kabhi mangio mt...

Kya aapko pata hai FRIDGE or FACEBOOK me kya saman hota hai........

"Apko pata hai ki iss me ku6a bhi nahi bhir bhi KHOL KHOL ke dekhenge"

1 Larka 1 Larki Ko Propose Karta Hai.

Boy:
I Love U..

Girl :
Thapar Marungi.

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Mukka Bhi Khayegi Phir...

es ko Dhyan Se Dekho.. ....
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Fir Se Dekho !!
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kuch Farq Dikha..?
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HAATH kaat Diye congress ko vote diya tha .......samjhe