Funny Hindi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 22

Mere_mobile ka accident hogaya hai. SUMSUNG hospital ke MOTOROLA ward me he Dr.NOKIA or Dr.SPICE ka kehana he ki sms ki botale chahiye.plz help me.

Tumhari patni ka bhai lagta tumhara saala hai
Wah Wah
Tumhari patni ka bhai lagta tumhara sala hai
Daya says: Abhijeet mujhe to lagta jaroor daal mein kuch kala hai

Pyar mein kisi ko dhoka na dena
Arz kiya hai
Pyar mein kisi ko dhoka na dena
Abhijeet says: Daya kidnapers ko bhagne ka moka na dena

hakikat samjo ya afsana
apna sajho ya begana
mera tumara rishta he purana
isliye farz tha batana
ki
thand suru ho chuki hai,roz mat nahana

Aaj Ka Mahaan Vichaar:

Kisi ki taraf itni jaldi dosti ka haath na badao!!

Kyunki kuch log...

"Toilet" se aakar haath nahi dhote..

Aasman jitna Neela hai

Wah wah

Sunflower jitna peela hai..

Wah wah

Pani jitna geela hai

Wah wah

Tumhare dimag ka NUT utna hi dheela hai

Achha hua sanam ki tum bewafa nikle, .
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KYONKI wafadar to kutte huya karte hai.

Dost or BV Mein Fark?
Dost ko "tum mere sabse ache dost ho
keh skte ho
par
BV ko kah skoge?
Tum meri sabse achi BV ho?
kripya kosish na kare!

ek ladka jangel me khogya @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ jangel me khoya hai phone me nahi phone me kya dundh rahi ho
HA.HA.HA

Jab tum angrai lete ho to
hamara dum nikal jata hai,
Ai zaalim, Ai kaatil deodrant
lagane me tumhara kya jata hai!!

Hum tum dono jab mil jayenge,
Ek nayaa itihaas banayenge,
Aur agar hum naa mil paaye toh,
Kisi aur ke itihaas ko padh lenge.
Waah Waah!

Aysa bhi nahin hai ke,
I don't likeyour face
Par dil ke computer mein,
Nahin hai enough disk space!

Laaga chunari mein daag chupaon kaise,
Laaga chunari mein daag chupaon kaise,
Arre bhai chupaate kyon ho...

Surf Excel hai na!

My Negtive point :-):-)
Pehli mulakat me log muze galt samaz lete hain,
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My positive point ;-);-)
Dusri mulakaat me mai logo ko galat sabit kar deta hu…!

Kaamyabi "Sandas" ki
badbu ki tarah hoti hai ?

Bardasht tabhi hoti hai...

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Jab Apni ho..

Bhot dard hota h jb teachr kehta hai…::

tumhara aur tumhare aage wale ka
answer same tha..:p
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tb dil se awaaz aati h…
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toh saale question b to same hi tha…:-))

Sangeet ke saath Awaaz,
Phool ke saath khushboo,
Jism ke saath Rooh,
Khushi ke saath Ghum,
Aur aap ko tang karne ke liye Hum
har lamha har dam...!!

Dekho ji :-);-)

(",)
J'L _ /_/ <'L
Mere pair pakadne Se kuch nahi hoga..

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mere sMs to aapko jhelne hi padenge.

Zara sambhal ke Chalna,
zyada bhaari cheezein mat Uthaana,
apna khayal Rakhna, khana thik se Khana
kyunki 9va mahina chalu hua hai.

Happy September.

Santa Half Pant pehan kar cycle chala rha tha...
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Toh ab kya wo b utar de...??
Har baat be joke chahiye..
Jaan le lo Santa ki..:D

Arz hain..

Aap sarse gungat mat uthaiye
Aap sarse gungat mat uthaiye

warna aapko dekh ke bhoot bhi dar jayege!!

marzi ki jindgi ki 7 bate [1]studies[2]entertainment[3]good job[4]shadi[5][6][7]shadi ho gayi na ab marji ki jindgi khatam.

Majnu Laila kay baal pakar kay bola,

Laila!

kitnay dinoon say sar nahin dhoya?

guzroge jab tum meri galiyon se
kaante agr chub jaye tujhe kaliyon se
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hame jarurat nahi un kaliyon
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se naraz hone ki
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kiyoni tum andhe nahi ho

Aakhir woh aa hee gaye lout ke,
Duniya ki haqeeqat dekh ke,
Warna unhe kya pata tha,
Kitna kharach hota hai ek ek sms bhej ke..!

Usne mujhe rat ko Qbrstan me akele chor dya faraz . . . Ye keh kar k Pyar kia to darna kia? (“.)/’ ‘/(“.) <) ) TATA (‘ ‘(> / / .. .. / / :

A New Proposal:

Tu Pudine ki Chatni,
main Paneer Tikka.
Ban ja meri RAKHI SAWANT
aur main tera MIKA..!!

// ["''''] [ ] Fresh Orange Juice ka Dibba Bheja Hai . Just 4u . Khali Hai Paon Maar kr “Patakha” Baja Lena . Saday Naal rho Gy Te Aesh kro ge

Agar
tum
chahte
ho
ki
ladki
tumhara
wait
kare
tumhari
aahat
sunkar
wo
bhagi
chali
aaye
to
turant
ek










CHAT KA THELA
LAGA LO.!

Bhigoge agar barish mein to jhukam or khansi hi hogi
Jara gor farmayega
Bhigoge agar barish mein to jhukam or khansi hi hogi
ACP says: 2-2 murder kiye hain tumhe to fansi hi hogi