Funny Hindi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 26

Excelent Mind,

Khubsurat Chehra,

Mithi Aawaj,

Maasum Aankhe,

Perfect Personality,

Khush Mijaj Andaj,

Ye To Hui Meri Baat,

OR BATAO Kaise Ho Aap..

Bhagwan ne Aurat ko khubsurat banaya,
Ghar k kaam ka hunar diya,
Chanhal banaya,
Pyar bhara dil diya,
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Fir...
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Juban dekar...
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Sab kiye karaye par paani pher diya.

Rishtay Torr Deti Hai Gf..
Insaan Ko Tanha Kar Deti Hai Gf
Na Anay Dena Dil K Kareeb Kabhi Isko
Kyu K Dil Se Dharkan Ko Juda Kar Deti Hai Gf

Gf Bolay To Galatfehmi
Ye
Jo Abhi Aap Ko Huwi

Main Ne Tou Eid Ki Shopping List Bana Li Hy

Bullet Proof Jacket,

Camoflage Jersey & Trouser,
Metallic Helmet & 9mm Pistol..
Tum Logo'n Ka Kia Scene Hy..

Baap ne kaha ghar chod do,Maa ne kaha Paro ko chod do,Paro ne kaha daru chod do,Ek di ayega jab girlfriend kahegi:-
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Bhaiya, In Bacho ko school chod do.

Tajub hain, AAp jaise smart log bhi road k kinare kator lekar khade hote hain...
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Akhir kyun?
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Sirf Do Char Golgappo K Liye.

AAJ MAIN has has kar pagal ho gaya,,

kyonki....

mujhe aaj ek ladki ne kaha ki usne kabhi kisi ko DHOKHA naHi diya..

;?;?;
?( "._." )?
>")("<
,,(")("),,

Aapke sms ke Intezar me chupchap baithe hain.
Bhej rahe ho ya shor machaye

Speciality of girls
shimla - cute,
bangalore- stylish,
mumbai- hot,
kashmir- sweet,
punjab- bindaas,
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DELHI- kuch ho na ho, par maa kasam "ATTITUDE" ki koi kami ni h....;)

Oh!

Shit...!!

Are Paap Ho Gaya


Aisa Nahi Hona Tha

Bahut Badi Galati Ho Gayi

OH GOD....!!
Ye Kya Ho Gya Mujhse

Itne Busy Insaan
Ko MSG Send
Ho GaYa.

Meri har khata ko maaf kar dena doston..
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Ye Soch Kar...
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Key Tum Kon Sa Sarif Ho.

My Negetive Point..

Pehli Mulakaat Me Log Mujhe Galat Samaz Lete Hain

My Positive Point..

Dusri Mulakaat Me Mai Logon Ko Galat Saabit Kar Deta Hu.

Agar Aurat Char Din Ghar Mein Na rahe To Ghar Ki Kya Halat Hoti Hein YE Koi....
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CONGRESS Party Se Puche.

DON KA INTJAR TO 11 COLLEGE
KI GIRL KAR RAHI HAI
MAGAR....
DON KA COLLEGE JANA MUSHKIL HI NAHI BALKI NAMUNKIN HAI
KYONKI....
DON 10+2 FAIL HAI

Stomach upset hai Golgappe kaise Khaoge...wah....wah...B-)
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Stomach upset hai Golgappe kaise Khaoge....

Tum to thahre pardeshi sath kya nibhaoge..:-Dhehehehe

Smart log ye kyo kehte hai ki

"Mai abi busy hu"

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Baad me btaynge...

"Me abi busy hu."

Arz Hai..

Bas IsLiye Meine
Mehfilo Me Jaana
Chhod Diya
Ae DOSTON

Koi
Ye Na Puchh Le
Ki

Aur, Padhai Kaisi Chal Rahi Hai....

jangal me rehta saap hai,
wah wah,,

jangal me rehta saap hai,,



ye anna hajare to rajnikant ka bhi baap hai,,,,

15 aug aa raha hai

tumhare pas manmohan ya soniya ka call aayega ...

tumse mera no. mange toh mat dena plz

mei kitni bar jau chief guest ban ke...

Yaad h tumhe vo school k din?
Hum kitna khelte the
Bate karte the
Jhagdte the
haste the
Rote the

Nhi yad?

Kaise yad hoga hm ek school me kha padhte the
Hehehe

Arz hai Usko aana hoga to khud hi chali ayegi wah wah Usko aana hoga to khud hi chali aayegi U baith k toilet mai zor lagane se kya faida

1 baat puchun?
Mazaq my mat talna
Gol mol jawab nhi chlega
Daiko kuch baten zndgi my bht ehm hoti han
Sch sch batao

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IS EID PE NAHAO Gy?

HAMARE YAHAA
Naya,
Purana,
Achha,
Kharab,
Taaza,
Baasi,
Tuta Futa,
.. SABHI Prakar ke SMS Swikar Kiye Jaate Hai.
.. BHEJTE RAHO..
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NOTE : Hamari Dusri Koi Branch Nahi Hai

In me se koi 1 colour select karen..
Blue
Red
White
Pink
Black
Sea green
Sky blue
Aur mere liye eid ka suit silwa kar bhej dain..
Shukriya.

Arz kiya hai -
Darvaja khola to saap nikla
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Darvaja khola to saap nikla
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ACP bola Daya, ye Anna hazare to rajnikant ka bhi baap nikla.....

Duniya ka sabse bada atankwadi hamla:

Kisi ka mobile lo.
Phone book aur Inbox me ja k "delete all" kar do..
Fir uska chehra dekho aur thoda sa muskura do...

Sapere k petare me band rahta saap hai,
sapere k petare me band rahata saap hai,
ACP says:- Daya mujhe lagta hai khoon me isi ka haath hai.

Beat dis PJ-

Shaadi Shudha murgi jab mathe par sindoor lagati hai, Usse kya kehte hai?????
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"Chicken TIKKA.."
hahahaha....

Jaat ka dukh:
Koi aankhon se baat kar leve h
Koi isaaroon se baat kar leve h
Par pareshaaniiii toh tabb ho jati h
Jabb koi chorii english may baat kr leve h ;)

_Achi Baat_

Naiki Kar Kay Esay Bhool Jao.
Jesay
Bachi Pata Ker Apnay Doston Ko Bhool Jatay Ho! :-d
Baat Karo Haq Ki!
Bhalay Hutt Jaye Sabh Ki. :-